Iron Man Quotes
Iron Man: Oh, call me reckless, but I also accidently erased everything else in your computers. I hope that won't set Hammer Industries back more than couple, oh, three years.
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Iron Man: Now no one will be able to duplicate the technology you stole, and no one will be harmed by its misuse again!
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Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: [walking in on Stark's robots trying to get him out of the Iron Man suit] What is going on here?
Tony Stark: Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing.
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: Are those bullet holes?
Tony Stark: Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing.
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: Are those bullet holes?
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Tony Stark: [reading the newspaper] "Iron Man". That's kind of catchy. It's got a nice ring to it.
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Rhodey: [talking over phone] What the hell is that noise?
Tony Stark: I'm driving with the top down.
Rhodey: Well, I need your help right now.
Tony Stark: Funny how that works, huh?
Rhodey: Yeah. Speaking of funny, we got a weapons depot that was just blown up a few klicks from where you were being held.
Tony Stark: Well, I'd say that's a hot spot. Sounds...
[takes a breath]
Tony Stark: ...sounds like someone stepped in and did your job for you.
Rhodey: Why do you sound out of breath?
Tony Stark: I'm not. I was just jogging in the canyon.
Rhodey: I thought you were driving.
Tony Stark: Right, I was driving... to the canyon... where I'm gonna jog.
Rhodey: You sure you don't have any tech in that area I should know about?
Tony Stark: Nope.
[Two F-22s rise behind Iron Man]
Rhodey: Good, because I'm looking at something right now and we're about to blow it to kingdom come.
Tony Stark: I'm driving with the top down.
Rhodey: Well, I need your help right now.
Tony Stark: Funny how that works, huh?
Rhodey: Yeah. Speaking of funny, we got a weapons depot that was just blown up a few klicks from where you were being held.
Tony Stark: Well, I'd say that's a hot spot. Sounds...
[takes a breath]
Tony Stark: ...sounds like someone stepped in and did your job for you.
Rhodey: Why do you sound out of breath?
Tony Stark: I'm not. I was just jogging in the canyon.
Rhodey: I thought you were driving.
Tony Stark: Right, I was driving... to the canyon... where I'm gonna jog.
Rhodey: You sure you don't have any tech in that area I should know about?
Tony Stark: Nope.
[Two F-22s rise behind Iron Man]
Rhodey: Good, because I'm looking at something right now and we're about to blow it to kingdom come.
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Rhodey: [answering his phone during the attack on Iron Man] Hello.
Tony Stark: Hi, Rhodey, its me.
Rhodey: It's who?
Tony Stark: Oh, I'm sorry, it is ME. You asked. What your asking about, it's me.
Rhodey: No, you see, this isn't a game. You do not send civilian equipment into my active war zone. You understand that?
Tony Stark: It's not a piece of equipment, I'm in it! Its a suit! It's ME!
Tony Stark: Hi, Rhodey, its me.
Rhodey: It's who?
Tony Stark: Oh, I'm sorry, it is ME. You asked. What your asking about, it's me.
Rhodey: No, you see, this isn't a game. You do not send civilian equipment into my active war zone. You understand that?
Tony Stark: It's not a piece of equipment, I'm in it! Its a suit! It's ME!
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Rhodey: [seeing Stark in the Iron Man suit] That's the coolest thing I've ever seen.
Tony Stark: Not bad, huh?
Tony Stark: Not bad, huh?
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[an Air Force base prepares to scramble fighters when Iron Man appears on the radar again. Rhodey appears and hangs up the phone]
Rhodey: Not necessary, people. Just a training exercise.
Rhodey: Not necessary, people. Just a training exercise.
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Iron Man: I don't get it, M.O.D.O.K. He treats you like dirt, and you still stick around!
M.O.D.O.K.: I can't help it! Mandarin makes me happy. I like him!
M.O.D.O.K.: I can't help it! Mandarin makes me happy. I like him!
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[seeing Tony Stark, in partial Iron Man armor, sitting in a giant rooftop donut display]
Nick Fury: Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the donut.
Nick Fury: Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the donut.
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Tony Stark: [The strawberry vendor hands strawberries to Tony who's in his car] I don't like people handing me things just put it down there.
Strawberry Vendor: Aren't you Iron Man?
Tony Stark: [Driving off] Sometimes.
Strawberry Vendor: Aren't you Iron Man?
Tony Stark: [Driving off] Sometimes.
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Nick Fury: You've been very busy. You made your girl your CEO, you're giving away all your stuff. You let your friend fly away with your suit. Now, if I know better...
Tony Stark: [interrupts] You don't know better. I didn't give it to him. He took it.
Nick Fury: Whoa, whoa, whoa. He took it? You're Iron Man and he just took it? The little brother walked in there, kicked your ass and took your suit? Is that possible?
Natasha Romanoff: Well, according to Mr. Stark's database security guidelines, there are redundancies to prevent unauthorized usage.
Tony Stark: What do you want from me?
Nick Fury: What do we want from you? Uh-uh. What do you want from me? You have become a problem, a problem I have to deal with. Contrary to your belief, you are not the center of my universe. I have bigger problems in the southwest region to deal with. Hit him!
[Natalia injects Tony in his neck]
Tony Stark: [groans] Oh, God, are you gonna steal my kidney and sell it? Could you please not do anything awful for five seconds? What did she just do to me?
Nick Fury: What did we just do *for* you? That's lithium dioxide. It's gonna take the edge off. We're trying to get you back to work.
Tony Stark: Give me a couple boxes of that. I'll be right as rain.
Natasha Romanoff: It's not a cure, it just abates the symptoms.
Nick Fury: Doesn't look like it's gonna be an easy fix.
Tony Stark: [interrupts] You don't know better. I didn't give it to him. He took it.
Nick Fury: Whoa, whoa, whoa. He took it? You're Iron Man and he just took it? The little brother walked in there, kicked your ass and took your suit? Is that possible?
Natasha Romanoff: Well, according to Mr. Stark's database security guidelines, there are redundancies to prevent unauthorized usage.
Tony Stark: What do you want from me?
Nick Fury: What do we want from you? Uh-uh. What do you want from me? You have become a problem, a problem I have to deal with. Contrary to your belief, you are not the center of my universe. I have bigger problems in the southwest region to deal with. Hit him!
[Natalia injects Tony in his neck]
Tony Stark: [groans] Oh, God, are you gonna steal my kidney and sell it? Could you please not do anything awful for five seconds? What did she just do to me?
Nick Fury: What did we just do *for* you? That's lithium dioxide. It's gonna take the edge off. We're trying to get you back to work.
Tony Stark: Give me a couple boxes of that. I'll be right as rain.
Natasha Romanoff: It's not a cure, it just abates the symptoms.
Nick Fury: Doesn't look like it's gonna be an easy fix.
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Obadiah Stane: [discussing the company's future with Tony] We're iron mongers, we make weapons.
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Obadiah Stane: How ironic, Tony! Trying to rid the world of weapons, you gave it its best one ever! And now, I'm going to kill you with it!
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Agent Phil Coulson: [about Obadiah] Looks like you were right, he was building a suit.
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: I thought it'd be bigger...
[the Iron Monger attacks]
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: I thought it'd be bigger...
[the Iron Monger attacks]
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The Mandarin: She has served her purpose, Iron Knight. As for you, your blood must now be shed, and the prophecy must be fulfilled.
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Obadiah Stane: I'm not giving anything up. I did what I had to do to save your father's company.
Tony Stark: No. You crossed the line, Obie. Dad never would've gone along with ANY of this!
Obadiah Stane: Your father understood business. This is beyond you.
Tony Stark: Business? This is Insanity!
Obadiah Stane: Insanity is thinking you could build these weapons and then... look away when people use them. This is the real world, Tony. It's time you started living in it.
Tony Stark: You know what? This is a waste of time. I'm not letting you do this.
Obadiah Stane: You seem to think you hold the cards here, Tony. Ms. Potts would probably disagree.
Tony Stark: What?
Obadiah Stane: Did you think I wouldn't find out what she was doing?
Tony Stark: If you hurt her...
Obadiah Stane: Don't force my hand then!
Tony Stark: It doesn't have to be this way, Obadiah. But I AM coming for Pepper
Obadiah Stane: You always do what you want, Tony. I'll do... what I must!
[Suits up as Iron Monger]
Tony Stark: No. You crossed the line, Obie. Dad never would've gone along with ANY of this!
Obadiah Stane: Your father understood business. This is beyond you.
Tony Stark: Business? This is Insanity!
Obadiah Stane: Insanity is thinking you could build these weapons and then... look away when people use them. This is the real world, Tony. It's time you started living in it.
Tony Stark: You know what? This is a waste of time. I'm not letting you do this.
Obadiah Stane: You seem to think you hold the cards here, Tony. Ms. Potts would probably disagree.
Tony Stark: What?
Obadiah Stane: Did you think I wouldn't find out what she was doing?
Tony Stark: If you hurt her...
Obadiah Stane: Don't force my hand then!
Tony Stark: It doesn't have to be this way, Obadiah. But I AM coming for Pepper
Obadiah Stane: You always do what you want, Tony. I'll do... what I must!
[Suits up as Iron Monger]
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James R. 'Rhodey' Rhodes: Fury, I'm telling you man! He's not here!
Nick Fury: Don't feed me that front office garbage! I'm gonna see Stark, and I mean now!
Nick Fury: Don't feed me that front office garbage! I'm gonna see Stark, and I mean now!
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James R. 'Rhodey' Rhodes: Fury, I'm telling you man! He's not here!
Nick Fury: Don't feed me that front office garbage! I'm gonna see Stark, and I mean now!
Nick Fury: Don't feed me that front office garbage! I'm gonna see Stark, and I mean now!
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War Machine: Okay, Robin Hood! Tony's in there somewhere!
Hawkeye: Oh, of course he is. He goes in alone, gets in deep, we save his bacon, and then he goes off alone again. Now there's the makings of a great leader!
Hawkeye: Oh, of course he is. He goes in alone, gets in deep, we save his bacon, and then he goes off alone again. Now there's the makings of a great leader!
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Century: Ah, I have finally arrived! I must say, I miss Parallax. Without my depleted staff, time and space are rather daunting!
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Rose Warren: [on the men in her life] Yes, I'm thinking about Speed and I'm thinking about Coke.
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James R. 'Rhodey' Rhodes: Sir, the Vault is a high-security prison for super-criminals, like your recent contributions Whirlwind and Blacklash. The elite unit watching them, known as the Mandroids, are federal agents!
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