Iron Man Quotes
Natalie Rushman: I'm going to enter the facility.
[she begins to remove her dress, Happy stares at her and dodges a car]
Natalie Rushman: Eyes on the road.
[she begins to remove her dress, Happy stares at her and dodges a car]
Natalie Rushman: Eyes on the road.
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[Natalie Rushman walks in dressed as the Black Widow]
Tony Stark: Huh! You're... fired.
Natasha Romanoff: That's not up to you.
Tony Stark: Huh! You're... fired.
Natasha Romanoff: That's not up to you.
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Natalie Rushman: I'm surprised you can keep your mouth shut.
Tony Stark: God you're good. You are mind blowingly close to this. How do you do it? You're a triple impostor, I've never seen anything like it. Is there anything real about you? Do you even speak Latin?
Natalie Rushman: Fallaces sunt rerum species.
Tony Stark: Which means? Wait, what did you just say?
Natalie Rushman: It means you can either drive yourself home or I can have you collected.
Tony Stark: God you're good. You are mind blowingly close to this. How do you do it? You're a triple impostor, I've never seen anything like it. Is there anything real about you? Do you even speak Latin?
Natalie Rushman: Fallaces sunt rerum species.
Tony Stark: Which means? Wait, what did you just say?
Natalie Rushman: It means you can either drive yourself home or I can have you collected.
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Tony Stark: [to Nick Fury] I'm sorry. I don't wanna get on the wrong foot. Do I look at the patch or the eye? Honest, I'm a bit hung over. I'm not sure if your real of if I'm having...
Nick Fury: [cuts him off] I am very real. I'm the realest person you're ever gonna meet.
Nick Fury: [cuts him off] I am very real. I'm the realest person you're ever gonna meet.
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Tony Stark: [Rhodey has just launched the "ex wife" weapon, which bounces off Vanko with no effect] Hammer Tech?
Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: [Looks dejected] Yeah.
Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: [Looks dejected] Yeah.
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Pepper Potts: My point is, we have already awarded contracts to the wind farm people.
Tony Stark: Yeah. Don't say "wind farm." I'm already feeling gassy.
Tony Stark: Yeah. Don't say "wind farm." I'm already feeling gassy.
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Tony Stark: What's on the docket?
Natalie Rushman: You have a 9: 30 dinner.
Tony Stark: Perfect. I'll be there at 11.
Natalie Rushman: You have a 9: 30 dinner.
Tony Stark: Perfect. I'll be there at 11.
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Pepper Potts: I need you...
Tony Stark: I need you too, that's what I'm trying to...
Pepper Potts: ...to leave. Now.
Tony Stark: I need you too, that's what I'm trying to...
Pepper Potts: ...to leave. Now.
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Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: Tony, look, I'm sorry.
Tony Stark: Don't be.
Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: No, I should have trusted you.
Tony Stark: I'm the one who put you in this position. Forget it.
Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: No, it's your fault. I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
Tony Stark: Don't be.
Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: No, I should have trusted you.
Tony Stark: I'm the one who put you in this position. Forget it.
Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: No, it's your fault. I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
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Justin Hammer: These are the Cubans, baby. This is the Cohibas, the Montecristos. This is a kinetic-kill, side-winder vehicle with a secondary cyclotrimethylenetrinitramine RDX burst. It's capable of busting a bunker under the bunker you just busted. If it were any smarter, it'd write a book, a book that would make Ulysses look like it was written in crayon. It would read it to you. This is my Eiffel Tower. This is my Rachmaninoff's Third. My Pieta. It's completely elegant, it's bafflingly beautiful, and it's capable of reducing the population of any standing structure to zero. I call it "The Ex-Wife."
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Jarvis: May I say how refreshing it is to finally see you on a video with your clothing on, sir.
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Justin Hammer: [to Ivan Vanko] So it is your bird, I thought it wasn't your bird, I'm confused, I thought you didn't like the bird...
[to his men]
Justin Hammer: You know what, take the bird.
[They take the cockatoo and put it in a bag]
Justin Hammer: And his pillow, both of them.
[they take his pillows]
Justin Hammer: And his shoes.
[they take his shoes]
Justin Hammer: I took your stuff, how's that make you feel, does it make you feel bad? 'Cause that's how I feel, we had a contract, I save your life, you build me suits!
[to his men]
Justin Hammer: You know what, take the bird.
[They take the cockatoo and put it in a bag]
Justin Hammer: And his pillow, both of them.
[they take his pillows]
Justin Hammer: And his shoes.
[they take his shoes]
Justin Hammer: I took your stuff, how's that make you feel, does it make you feel bad? 'Cause that's how I feel, we had a contract, I save your life, you build me suits!
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Ivan Vanko: [Speaks in Russian]
Justin Hammer: I don't know if you know this, but *I don't speak Russian!* Now I'm gonna go to the Expo, maybe you can watch me on TV, maybe I'll get laid.
Justin Hammer: I don't know if you know this, but *I don't speak Russian!* Now I'm gonna go to the Expo, maybe you can watch me on TV, maybe I'll get laid.
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Ivan Vanko: You come from a family of thieves and butchers, and like all guilty men, you try to rewrite your history, to forget all the lives the Stark family has destroyed.
Tony Stark: Speaking of thieves, where'd you get this design? You look like you have friends in low places.
Ivan Vanko: My father, Anton Vanko.
Tony Stark: Never heard of him.
Ivan Vanko: My father is the reason you're alive.
Tony Stark: No, the reason I'm alive is because you made a shot, and you missed.
Ivan Vanko: [laughs] If you could make God bleed, people would cease to believe in him, there will be blood in the water, the sharks will come. All I have to do is sit back and watch as the world consumes you.
Tony Stark: Where will you be watching the world consume me from? Oh, that's right, a prison cell. I'll send you a bar of soap.
Tony Stark: Speaking of thieves, where'd you get this design? You look like you have friends in low places.
Ivan Vanko: My father, Anton Vanko.
Tony Stark: Never heard of him.
Ivan Vanko: My father is the reason you're alive.
Tony Stark: No, the reason I'm alive is because you made a shot, and you missed.
Ivan Vanko: [laughs] If you could make God bleed, people would cease to believe in him, there will be blood in the water, the sharks will come. All I have to do is sit back and watch as the world consumes you.
Tony Stark: Where will you be watching the world consume me from? Oh, that's right, a prison cell. I'll send you a bar of soap.
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Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: [aiming their repulsar beams at each other] Put your hand down.
Tony Stark: You think you got what it takes to wear that suit?
Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: We don't have to do this, Tony.
Tony Stark: You wanna be the War Machine, take your shot.
Tony Stark: You think you got what it takes to wear that suit?
Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: We don't have to do this, Tony.
Tony Stark: You wanna be the War Machine, take your shot.
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[after reviewing Hammer's inventory of weapons]
Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: I'll take it.
Justin Hammer: Which one?
Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: All of it!
Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: I'll take it.
Justin Hammer: Which one?
Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: All of it!
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Tony Stark: And now, from the great beyond, my father Howard Stark!
[Howard appears on a screen]
[Howard appears on a screen]
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Jarvis: I am unable to find a suitable replacement element for the reactor, sir. You are running out of time, and options.
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Jarvis: It would appear that the same thing that is keeping you alive is also killing you, sir.
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Tony Stark: [to Pepper] I am appointing you CEO, why aren't you listening to me? You know, I've been lately thinking what legacy I want to leave behind, and who should do what when I'm gone. And I think, in terms of Stark Enterprises, that you should take over it. You've always managed to handle it, so far it's been good. I herby irrevocably make you CEO of the company.
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Agent Coulson: [holding up the Captain America Shield] Where did you get this? Do you have any idea what this is?
Tony Stark: *That*... is exactly what I need!
[takes shield, shoves it under coil, measures with carpenter's level]
Tony Stark: There, see? Perfectly level.
Tony Stark: *That*... is exactly what I need!
[takes shield, shoves it under coil, measures with carpenter's level]
Tony Stark: There, see? Perfectly level.
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Agent Coulson: Good luck! We need you!
Tony Stark: More than you know.
Agent Coulson: Not that much!
Tony Stark: More than you know.
Agent Coulson: Not that much!
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Pepper Potts: I quit. I'm resigning. My body literally can't handle the stress. I don't know when you're going to kill yourself, or mess up the whole company...
Tony Stark: I think I did okay!
Tony Stark: I think I did okay!
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