Iron Man Quotes

Tony Stark: I didn't expect to see you here...

Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: Well, it's me, and I'm here, so get over it and move on!

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[to Stan Lee]

Tony Stark: Hey, Heff! How you doing?

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[to Stark's birthday guests]

Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: [in Mark II suit] I'm only going to say this once. Get out!
[the guests leave in a panic]

Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: [to Stark] You don't deserve to wear one of these. Shut it down!

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Tony Stark: [lying drunk on the floor, having been blasted by War Machine] Goldstein.

Adam Goldstein: [peeking up from behind laptop] Yes, Mr. Stark?

Tony Stark: Give me phat beat to beat my buddy's ass to.

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Tony Stark: My bond is with the people, and I will serve this great nation at the pleasure of myself. If there's one thing I've proven it's that you can count on me to pleasure myself.

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Obadiah Stane: You've made the world's greatest weapon, and now I am going to kill you with it.

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[after completing the Mark I suit]

Tony Stark: Look at it. It's gorgeous.

Yinsen: Very nice, Stark. Our captors will love it.

Tony Stark: It's not for them. It's for us. We're getting out of here.

Yinsen: Ah, I see. And what happens with this?

Tony Stark: What? Are you kidding? I'm gonna build more. This is a work of art. I've never designed anything like it. Just look at it. This is the future, Yinsen.

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Tony Stark: I'm not the problem here. It's the Maggia! They're the ones supplying criminals with weapons.

Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: No! The problem, Tony, is you're fighting a war! And you're not a soldier!

Tony Stark: You're damn right I'm not! I'm an army! And I don't care how rich Maggia made me. I'm gonna bury them!

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Obadiah Stane: You never really did come home, did you? You left a part of yourself in that cave. And it breaks my heart.

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Obadiah Stane: I'm gonna take you down, Tony! You and your suit. You're trying to stop progress. IT CAN'T BE DONE! You've built the greatest weapon ever seen... only for you to keep it to yourself!

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Athos: D'Artagnan, I have never known a finer man than you nor cared more for a friend, but if this king harms my son merely to take a lover, then this king will become my enemy. And so will any man who stands between that enemy and me.

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Athos: D'Artagnan, I have never known a finer man than you nor cared more for a friend, but if this king harms my son merely to take a lover, then this king will become my enemy. And so will any man who stands between that enemy and me.

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Porthos: I'd rather die covered in blood than an old man lying in my own piss.

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Louis: You think my affairs are empty...

D'Artagnan: I think that it is possible for one man to love one woman all his life and be the better for it, yes.

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Porthos: I'd rather die covered in blood than an old man lying in my own piss.

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King Louis XIV: I hear there was an incident at the Musketeers' gate, where a man came intent on killing me. Is it our policy now to let would-be assassins go free, d'Artagnan?

D'Artagnan: He wished to kill his own pain. His son is dead. I can think of nothing worse.

King Louis XIV: What about losing your king?

D'Artagnan: That depends on the king.

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Athos: No, wait. With a king it is so.
[meaning the way Philippe is holding the goblet]

Athos: [he shows him, pinching the goblet between thumb and forefinger]

Athos: Servants have touched the goblet of the King, therefor he will touch it as little as possible. Again.
[Phillippe tries it and the goblet slips from his fingers, crashing onto his plate and spilling onto everything]

Phillippe: I am sorry!

Athos: No. No! Do not be sorry! There are no mistakes when you are the King! You must never apologize. The King cares for nothing and for no one.

Phillippe: Is that the kind of king you wish me to be? Or do you say this to me because your son is dead?
[Athos is silent, he shoves back from the table and turns away]

Phillippe: Forgive me, I would never mean to disrespect...

Athos: I am not... I am not angry with you. Do you understand? Good. Of course we wish you to be a good king. But first you must pass as Louis, and Louis is cold and cruel. The eyes of this King say that he cares for nothing at all but himself. You eyes ask too much. You shouldn't care about... about me... you shouldn't care...
[his voice breaks]

Athos: You mustn't ask about my son...
[he leaves the room, weeping]

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Aramis: The King has ordered me to seek out the secret general of the Jesuits and kill him.

Porthos: You should let the secret general worry about that.

Aramis: Therein is the problem. I am he. I am the general of the order of Jesuits.

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Phillipe: Did you know my father well, D'Artagnan?

D'Artagnan: Enough to love him ever.

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Fouquet: What a cunning vixen you have become, for one so innocent.
Louise de la Vallière: Necessity is my tutor, to my shame.

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[the Four Musketeers and Phillipe are trapped by riflemen at the other end of the hallway]

Aramis: D'Artagnan... They're young Musketeers. They've been weaned on our legends. They revere us. It is an advantage.

Porthos: Yes. Why don't we charge them?

D'Artagnan: I trained these men. They will fight to the death. But if we must die - if WE must die - let it be like this.
[He draws his sword and points it at the floor. Aramis, Porthos, and Athos, join their swords with his]

Athos: One for all. All for one.

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Aramis: I have prayed every day for forgiveness. But now I realize that forgiveness must come from you before it can come from God.

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Louis: The next time there are rioters, shoot them.

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King Louis XIV: Riots? But Paris is the most beautiful city in the world. Why would my people feel anything but pride and contentment?

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King Louis XIV: There is more of me to love than a crown.

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D'Artagnan: Anne, I know that to love you is a treason against France, but not to love you is a treason against my heart.

Queen Anne: Then we will both die traitors, D'Artagnan.

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Aramis: Sometimes there are more important things in life than a good pair of tits.

Porthos: Really? If you can name me one thing that is more sublime than the feel of a plump, pink nipple between my lips, I'll build you a new cathedral.

Aramis: Forgiveness...

Porthos: Forgiveness...?
[Porthos farts]

Porthos: There... i am i forgiven? Come on... am i forgiven?
[play fight ensures between them]

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King Louis XIV: Never underestimate the Dutch!

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Athos: [to Phillipe] Once I, once all of us, believed in serving something greater than ourselves. Aramis had his faith, Porthos his lust for life, D'Artagnan his devotion and I had Raoul. But we all had a common dream. That one day we would finally be able to serve a king who was worthy of the throne. It is what we dreamt, what we bled for, and what we have waited a lifetime to see. I taught Raoul to believe in that dream, and now my son is dead. And now I want to know if my son's life was in vain, and the only person who can answer that is you.

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Athos: You want me to do the impossible and you want me to do it alone?

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