Iron Man 3 Quotes
Iron Man 3
When Tony Stark's world is torn apart by a formidable terrorist called the Mandarin, he starts an odyssey of rebuilding and retribution.
7.2/10
PG-13 | 2h 10min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi | 3 May 2013 (USA)
[Stark enters the Mandarin's bedroom. He uncovers the bedsheet, only to find two women. He motions them to be silent before sneaking behind the bed when he hears the toilet flush. The Mandarin exits the bathroom] Trevor Slattery: I wouldn't go in there for 20 minutes! [Approaches dresser]
Trevor Slattery: So which one of you is Vanessa? [Vanessa raises her hand]
Trevor Slattery: Ah, Nessie! [Throws fortune cookie to her]
Trevor Slattery: Did you know that fortune cookies aren't Chinese? They're American, based on a Japanese recipe.
Mandarin Party Girl
1: There's some guy over here... [Stark suddenly appears, pointing a gun at The Mandarin]
Tony Stark: Freeze!
Trevor Slattery: [raises hands]Bloody hell. Bloody hell.
Trevor Slattery: So which one of you is Vanessa? [Vanessa raises her hand]
Trevor Slattery: Ah, Nessie! [Throws fortune cookie to her]
Trevor Slattery: Did you know that fortune cookies aren't Chinese? They're American, based on a Japanese recipe.
Mandarin Party Girl
1: There's some guy over here... [Stark suddenly appears, pointing a gun at The Mandarin]
Tony Stark: Freeze!
Trevor Slattery: [raises hands]Bloody hell. Bloody hell.
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Pepper Potts: You think he'll help you... he won't.
Aldrich Killian: It's more, uh, embarrassing than that. You're here as my, uh...
Pepper Potts: Trophy.
Aldrich Killian: Yeah.
Aldrich Killian: It's more, uh, embarrassing than that. You're here as my, uh...
Pepper Potts: Trophy.
Aldrich Killian: Yeah.
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[President is wearing the Iron Patriot armor] Colonel James Rhodes: You look damn good, Mr. President. But I'm gonna need that suit back.
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Aldrich Killian: The early bird gets the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.
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[from trailer] The Mandarin: I'm gonna offer the choice: do you want an empty life, or a meaningful death?
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Tony Stark: See what happens when you hang out with my ex-girlfriends?
Pepper Potts: You are such a jerk!
Pepper Potts: You are such a jerk!
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[the Marks 8-41 arrive at the oil rig to surround the Extremis soldiers] Tony Stark: Jarvis, target Extremis heat signatures. Disable with extreme prejudice.
Jarvis: [echoing through the suits]Yes, sir.
Jarvis: [echoing through the suits]Yes, sir.
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Colonel James Rhodes: We couldn't save the President with the suit, how are we going to save Pepper with nothing?
Tony Stark: Uh... say, Jarvis? Is it that time?
Jarvis: The House Party Protocol, sir?
Tony Stark: Correct. [the suits activate]
Tony Stark: Uh... say, Jarvis? Is it that time?
Jarvis: The House Party Protocol, sir?
Tony Stark: Correct. [the suits activate]
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Colonel James Rhodes: Give me a suit. [holds out arms]
Tony Stark: Sorry, they're only coded to me. Don't worry, I got you covered. [a suit approaches Rhodey]
Jarvis: Good evening, Colonel. Can I give you a lift?
Colonel James Rhodes: Very funny.
Tony Stark: Sorry, they're only coded to me. Don't worry, I got you covered. [a suit approaches Rhodey]
Jarvis: Good evening, Colonel. Can I give you a lift?
Colonel James Rhodes: Very funny.
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[from TV spot] Tony Stark: [suits up]You know, it's moments like these when I realize how much of a superhero I am.
Pepper Potts: Wow!
Pepper Potts: Wow!
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Maya Hansen: [puts a gun to her head]Let him go! What's going to happen to your men, what's going to happen to YOU? [Killian shoots Maya]
Aldrich Killian: [to Stark]Well, the good news is, a high-level position has just been vacated.
Aldrich Killian: [to Stark]Well, the good news is, a high-level position has just been vacated.
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Tony Stark: I miss you, Happy.
Happy Hogan: Yeah, I miss you, too. But the way it used to be. Now you're off with the super-friends. I don't know what's going on with you, anymore. The world's getting weird.
Happy Hogan: Yeah, I miss you, too. But the way it used to be. Now you're off with the super-friends. I don't know what's going on with you, anymore. The world's getting weird.
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Tony Stark: [after blasting a hole through Savin's chest]Walk away from that, you son of a bitch.
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Aldrich Killian: [referring to Trevor Slattery]You have met him, I presume?
Tony Stark: Yeah, Sir Laurence Oblivier.
Aldrich Killian: I know he's a little over the top sometimes. It's not entirely my fault. He has a tend... he's-he's a stage actor. They say his Lear was the toast of Croydon, wherever that is. Anyway, the point is, ever since that big dude with a hammer fell out of the sky, subtlety's kinda had its day.
Tony Stark: Yeah, Sir Laurence Oblivier.
Aldrich Killian: I know he's a little over the top sometimes. It's not entirely my fault. He has a tend... he's-he's a stage actor. They say his Lear was the toast of Croydon, wherever that is. Anyway, the point is, ever since that big dude with a hammer fell out of the sky, subtlety's kinda had its day.
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Tony Stark: [narrates]Some people say progress is a bad thing. But try having a magnet in your chest keeping you alive.
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Tony Stark: Think about it. Six dead. Only five shadows.
Harley Keener: Yeah, people said these shadows are like the marks of souls going to heaven. Except the bomb guy. He went to hell, on account of he didn't get a shadow. That's why there's only five.
Tony Stark: You buy that?
Harley Keener: It's what everyone says.
Harley Keener: Yeah, people said these shadows are like the marks of souls going to heaven. Except the bomb guy. He went to hell, on account of he didn't get a shadow. That's why there's only five.
Tony Stark: You buy that?
Harley Keener: It's what everyone says.
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[after being frightened by Tony's suit] Pepper Potts: I'm sleeping downstairs! Tinker with that!
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Happy Hogan: You know, look... I got a real job. What do you want? I'm working. I've got something going on, here.
Tony Stark: What, harassing interns?
Happy Hogan: Let me tell you something. Do you know what happened when I told everyone I was Iron Man's bodyguard? They would laugh in my face. I had to leave while I still had a shred of dignity. Now I got a real job. I'm watching Pepper.
Tony Stark: What, harassing interns?
Happy Hogan: Let me tell you something. Do you know what happened when I told everyone I was Iron Man's bodyguard? They would laugh in my face. I had to leave while I still had a shred of dignity. Now I got a real job. I'm watching Pepper.
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Tony Stark: [to Happy, who is pointing his tablet video-call camera too high, catching only the top half of his face]Is this the forehead of security?
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Jarvis: I seem to do quite well for a stretch, and then at the end of the sentence I say the wrong cranberry.
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Tony Stark: [narrates]I thought things couldn't get any worse... then I turned on the TV. That's when he happened.
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[the Mandarin broadcasts his latest message to President Ellis on all networks] The Mandarin: Mr. President. Only two lessons remain. And I intend to finish this before Christmas morning. Meet Thomas Richards. Good strong name, god strong job. Thomas here is an accountant for the Roxxon Oil Corporation. But I'm sure he's a really good guy. [Richards sobs in fear as Mandarin points a gun down on him]
The Mandarin: I'm going to shoot him in the head, live on your television in 30 seconds. The number for this telephone is in your cell phone. Exciting, isn't it, imagining how it got there? America, if your President calls me in the next half-minute, Tom lives. Go! [President Ellis checks his phone and discovers a phone number]
President Ellis: How did he hack my phone?
Secret Service Agent: We can't allow terrorists to dictate...
President Ellis: I have to make this call.
Secret Service Agent: I'd strongly advise against that.
President Ellis: This is the right thing to do. [President Ellis calls the number. Mandarin's phone rings. After three rings, Mandarin shoots Richards, shocking everyone watching on television]
The Mandarin: There's just one lesson left, President Ellis. So run away, hide, kiss your children goodbye. Because nothing, not your army, not your red, white, and blue attack dog, can save you. I'll see you soon. [Mandarin ends his broadcast]
President Ellis: Tell Rhodes, find this lunatic right now.
The Mandarin: I'm going to shoot him in the head, live on your television in 30 seconds. The number for this telephone is in your cell phone. Exciting, isn't it, imagining how it got there? America, if your President calls me in the next half-minute, Tom lives. Go! [President Ellis checks his phone and discovers a phone number]
President Ellis: How did he hack my phone?
Secret Service Agent: We can't allow terrorists to dictate...
President Ellis: I have to make this call.
Secret Service Agent: I'd strongly advise against that.
President Ellis: This is the right thing to do. [President Ellis calls the number. Mandarin's phone rings. After three rings, Mandarin shoots Richards, shocking everyone watching on television]
The Mandarin: There's just one lesson left, President Ellis. So run away, hide, kiss your children goodbye. Because nothing, not your army, not your red, white, and blue attack dog, can save you. I'll see you soon. [Mandarin ends his broadcast]
President Ellis: Tell Rhodes, find this lunatic right now.
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Colonel James Rhodes: [points a gun at Trevor]Tony, I swear, I'm going to blow his face off.
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Ho Yinsen: Mr. Stark. Ho Yinsen.
Tony Stark: Ah, I finally met a man called Ho. Come here.
Ho Yinsen: I would like to introduce you to our guest, Dr. Wu.
Tony Stark: Oh, this guy. Hey.
Doctor Wu: Mr. Stark.
Tony Stark: You're a heart doctor. [points to Maya]
Tony Stark: She's going to need a cardiologist after I... [honks party horn and leaves with Maya]
Maya Hansen: Bye.
Ho Yinsen: Perhaps another time?
Tony Stark: Ah, I finally met a man called Ho. Come here.
Ho Yinsen: I would like to introduce you to our guest, Dr. Wu.
Tony Stark: Oh, this guy. Hey.
Doctor Wu: Mr. Stark.
Tony Stark: You're a heart doctor. [points to Maya]
Tony Stark: She's going to need a cardiologist after I... [honks party horn and leaves with Maya]
Maya Hansen: Bye.
Ho Yinsen: Perhaps another time?
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Aldrich Killian: [about to Extremis-punch Stark]Close your eyes. You don't want to see this happening. [brings down his fist... ]
Tony Stark: [cuts off Killian's hand]Yeah, be with you in a minute...
Tony Stark: [cuts off Killian's hand]Yeah, be with you in a minute...
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