It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Quote
Ingrid 'Fatty Mcgoo' Nelson: Okay, Dennis, I'm confused.
Dennis Reynolds: Why's that?
Ingrid 'Fatty Mcgoo' Nelson: These are just pictures of women with giant breasts.
Dennis Reynolds: ...Yeah.
Ingrid 'Fatty Mcgoo' Nelson: And in some of these sketches, the women aren't even wearing clothes.
Dennis Reynolds: Yes.
Ingrid 'Fatty Mcgoo' Nelson: Well... Why?
Dennis Reynolds: Listen... Let me level with you. You're an attractive girl. I mean certainly you've got some potential, right? There's no reason to be so nervous around me. Why don't you just order a couple of my dresses and maybe if you're lucky, I'll even make one special just for you. And if you look good enough in it... hell, I might even consider having sex with you. How does that sound?
Ingrid 'Fatty Mcgoo' Nelson: Terrible.
Dennis Reynolds: Alright, let's just calm down. You're having a reaction. It's understandable. It's the nerd in you talking. Why don't we start over. How many of my dresses would you like to order?
Ingrid 'Fatty Mcgoo' Nelson: None. Not one.
Dennis Reynolds: Okay, well I'm not going to take no for an answer because I just refuse to do that because I'm a winner and winners... we don't listen to words like "no" or "don't" or "stop!" Those words are just not in our vocabulary. I know what you need. You need to see my dresses on a model. I'll tell you what, I'm going to come back tomorrow with a model.
Ingrid 'Fatty Mcgoo' Nelson: Please don't do that.
Dennis Reynolds: Save your breath, Ingrid. Those words have never worked on me. I'll see you tomorrow.
Dennis Reynolds: Why's that?
Ingrid 'Fatty Mcgoo' Nelson: These are just pictures of women with giant breasts.
Dennis Reynolds: ...Yeah.
Ingrid 'Fatty Mcgoo' Nelson: And in some of these sketches, the women aren't even wearing clothes.
Dennis Reynolds: Yes.
Ingrid 'Fatty Mcgoo' Nelson: Well... Why?
Dennis Reynolds: Listen... Let me level with you. You're an attractive girl. I mean certainly you've got some potential, right? There's no reason to be so nervous around me. Why don't you just order a couple of my dresses and maybe if you're lucky, I'll even make one special just for you. And if you look good enough in it... hell, I might even consider having sex with you. How does that sound?
Ingrid 'Fatty Mcgoo' Nelson: Terrible.
Dennis Reynolds: Alright, let's just calm down. You're having a reaction. It's understandable. It's the nerd in you talking. Why don't we start over. How many of my dresses would you like to order?
Ingrid 'Fatty Mcgoo' Nelson: None. Not one.
Dennis Reynolds: Okay, well I'm not going to take no for an answer because I just refuse to do that because I'm a winner and winners... we don't listen to words like "no" or "don't" or "stop!" Those words are just not in our vocabulary. I know what you need. You need to see my dresses on a model. I'll tell you what, I'm going to come back tomorrow with a model.
Ingrid 'Fatty Mcgoo' Nelson: Please don't do that.
Dennis Reynolds: Save your breath, Ingrid. Those words have never worked on me. I'll see you tomorrow.
TV Show: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
