Jack and Jill Quotes
Jack: Did I do something wrong?
Jill: You've done so many things wrong, it feels unfair to pick just one.
Jill: You've done so many things wrong, it feels unfair to pick just one.
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Jack: You just don't understand me.
Jill: It would be really boring if I ever did.
Jill: It would be really boring if I ever did.
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Jill: I gotta give you credit. You lived on the edge for once in your life. You didn't even ask what was in the cake. But now you gotta wake up. You gotta wake up, be that same girl I fell in love with. A girl who puts post-its up to remind herself to buy more post-its. A girl who takes ten minutes to custom order a cappuccino. The only person that I know who actually waits until the strike of midnight to set the clocks back. A girl that just...a girl that...just drives me crazy. And it is the best feeling that I've ever had. And I don't ever wanna live without it.
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Pete Campbell: Jack, I've gotta tell you something. I've been dying to tell you about it all week.
Jack Hill: You rode your bike for the first time without training wheels?
Jack Hill: You rode your bike for the first time without training wheels?
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Jill Sadelstein: [after breaking his Oscar]Oh, my God! I'm so sorry! I am sure you have others, though.
Al Pacino: Uh, you'd think it, but, uh, oddly enough, I don't.
Al Pacino: Uh, you'd think it, but, uh, oddly enough, I don't.
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Jack Sadelstein: Did I ever tell you Todd is an atheist?
Jill Sadelstein: A WHAT?
Todd: Oh, God.
Jack Sadelstein: Have a great time, guys.
Jill Sadelstein: No! How could there be a Grand Canyon if God didn't exist?
Todd: Right. That's a very good point. I'm just saying, you know, maybe...
Jill Sadelstein: Maybe God wouldn't have given you a rat face if you believed in him.
Todd: I don't have a rat face.
Jill Sadelstein: Yes, you do have a rat face! It's scary.
John McEnroe: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. This guy doesn't believe in God?
Jill Sadelstein: No!
Todd: No, no, I'm just saying that there's not real proof.
John McEnroe: IDIOTS like you really make me MAD!
Michael Irvin: Fight! Fight!
Jill Sadelstein: A WHAT?
Todd: Oh, God.
Jack Sadelstein: Have a great time, guys.
Jill Sadelstein: No! How could there be a Grand Canyon if God didn't exist?
Todd: Right. That's a very good point. I'm just saying, you know, maybe...
Jill Sadelstein: Maybe God wouldn't have given you a rat face if you believed in him.
Todd: I don't have a rat face.
Jill Sadelstein: Yes, you do have a rat face! It's scary.
John McEnroe: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. This guy doesn't believe in God?
Jill Sadelstein: No!
Todd: No, no, I'm just saying that there's not real proof.
John McEnroe: IDIOTS like you really make me MAD!
Michael Irvin: Fight! Fight!
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Jack Sadelstein: [after Jill's disastrous date that he's responsible for]I am such an idiot!
Erin Sadelstein: You're an idiot? Jack, what did you do?
Gary Sadelstein: Busted! Disgusted! Never to be trusted!
Erin Sadelstein: You're an idiot? Jack, what did you do?
Gary Sadelstein: Busted! Disgusted! Never to be trusted!
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Jill Sadelstein: Oh, please! Tell me you don't feel this. [slaps herself]
Jack Sadelstein: I didn't feel it. Maybe if you did it harder. [slaps harder]
Jack Sadelstein: Little harder. [slaps a little more harder]
Erin Sadelstein: No, Jill, stop it. He's kidding
Jill Sadelstein: What? [Gary punches her, knocks her out of the chair]
Otto: Donkey fight!
Erin Sadelstein: Jill, are you okay?.
Jill Sadelstein: Yeah, no, I'm fine. Gary, that was... He didn't 100 percent connect.
Gary Sadelstein: Feel that, Daddy?
Jack Sadelstein: I... I actually did feel something, there. Pride in my son.
Jack Sadelstein: I didn't feel it. Maybe if you did it harder. [slaps harder]
Jack Sadelstein: Little harder. [slaps a little more harder]
Erin Sadelstein: No, Jill, stop it. He's kidding
Jill Sadelstein: What? [Gary punches her, knocks her out of the chair]
Otto: Donkey fight!
Erin Sadelstein: Jill, are you okay?.
Jill Sadelstein: Yeah, no, I'm fine. Gary, that was... He didn't 100 percent connect.
Gary Sadelstein: Feel that, Daddy?
Jack Sadelstein: I... I actually did feel something, there. Pride in my son.
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Jack Sadelstein: I can't believe this. This is insane, man! You gotta call him!
Jill Sadelstein: Oh, cool your buns. You know I'm still hurting the whole Funbucket fiasco.
Jack Sadelstein: No, but Pacino liked you! I swear to God, he really liked you!
Jill Sadelstein: Oh, will you stop already? You know all he wants to do is play Twister with your sister.
Jill Sadelstein: Oh, cool your buns. You know I'm still hurting the whole Funbucket fiasco.
Jack Sadelstein: No, but Pacino liked you! I swear to God, he really liked you!
Jill Sadelstein: Oh, will you stop already? You know all he wants to do is play Twister with your sister.
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Jill Sadelstein: Why are you so afraid to admit that we are connected? Face it. We shared Mom's womb. We were womb-mates.
Jack Sadelstein: Oh, that is just disgusting.
Jack Sadelstein: Oh, that is just disgusting.
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Ted: What's this about a twin?
Todd: Oh, Jack. He has a twin sister.
Ted: Are you kidding me? You never told me you had a twin sister.
Jack Sadelstein: No, no, I mean, she's...
Ted: Identical or fraternal?
Todd: Nocturnal, like a bat.
Todd: Oh, Jack. He has a twin sister.
Ted: Are you kidding me? You never told me you had a twin sister.
Jack Sadelstein: No, no, I mean, she's...
Ted: Identical or fraternal?
Todd: Nocturnal, like a bat.
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