JAG Quotes
Commander Alison Krennick: If I were you, talking hypothetically, of course, I'd be asking for a deal.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Well, I'm not, but since we're talking hypothetically, what would that deal be?
Commander Alison Krennick: CAG resigns, admits his responsibility, court-martial never happens.
Cpt. Boone (CAG): You can go to hell. Hypothetically.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Well, I'm not, but since we're talking hypothetically, what would that deal be?
Commander Alison Krennick: CAG resigns, admits his responsibility, court-martial never happens.
Cpt. Boone (CAG): You can go to hell. Hypothetically.
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Commander Alison Krennick: Does the Crusader's profile look anything like that of a MiG?
Cpt. Boone (CAG): No it does not.
Commander Alison Krennick: But that's what the pilot saw. He is in enemy airspace, and having encountered MiGs earlier in the day, his brain turned your Crusader into a MiG.
Cpt. Boone (CAG): He was an Air Force pilot.
Cpt. Boone (CAG): No it does not.
Commander Alison Krennick: But that's what the pilot saw. He is in enemy airspace, and having encountered MiGs earlier in the day, his brain turned your Crusader into a MiG.
Cpt. Boone (CAG): He was an Air Force pilot.
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Cpt. Boone (CAG): Gentlemen, since I am not a lawyer, I'll be brief.
Commander Alison Krennick: Good God, we're dealing with Abe Lincoln.
Cpt. Boone (CAG): I am a naval aviator. With 11000 flying hours, 908 of which were in combat. I know gunfire when I see it; I did not imagine it. The Hind was firing at my men while they hung helpless in their chutes. What I did, I would do again without hesitation even if doing so meant ending my naval career. God knows it is not a career I wish to end, that will happen soon enough. But better that than to break the sacred trust between an officer and those he commands to do what ever is in his power to protect them, not only when such action is obvious or politically correct, but even when it is sure to be unpopular and questioned. The day that I can no longer live up to that trust you will not have to ask for my resignation, gentleman, it will be tendered without hesitation.
Commander Alison Krennick: Good God, we're dealing with Abe Lincoln.
Cpt. Boone (CAG): I am a naval aviator. With 11000 flying hours, 908 of which were in combat. I know gunfire when I see it; I did not imagine it. The Hind was firing at my men while they hung helpless in their chutes. What I did, I would do again without hesitation even if doing so meant ending my naval career. God knows it is not a career I wish to end, that will happen soon enough. But better that than to break the sacred trust between an officer and those he commands to do what ever is in his power to protect them, not only when such action is obvious or politically correct, but even when it is sure to be unpopular and questioned. The day that I can no longer live up to that trust you will not have to ask for my resignation, gentleman, it will be tendered without hesitation.
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Lt. J.G. Meg Austin: I'd love to see the faces of the three officers who voted guilty when they hear about this.
Commander Alison Krennick: No way of knowing who they are.
Cpt. Boone (CAG): Oh, I know who they are.
Commander Alison Krennick: You do?
Cpt. Boone (CAG): Hell yes, I do.
Lt. J.G. Meg Austin: How would he know?
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: He's the CAG!
Commander Alison Krennick: No way of knowing who they are.
Cpt. Boone (CAG): Oh, I know who they are.
Commander Alison Krennick: You do?
Cpt. Boone (CAG): Hell yes, I do.
Lt. J.G. Meg Austin: How would he know?
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: He's the CAG!
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Lt. J.G. Meg Austin: All they have to do is download five chips and they'll have what makes the Tomcat so lethal.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: The pilot?
Cmdr Alison Krennick: Your wings are glinting, Commander
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: The pilot?
Cmdr Alison Krennick: Your wings are glinting, Commander
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Lt. J.G. Meg Austin: Sir, the Secretary wants to know why we're not turning back.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: He told me to land at the nearest field, it's in Cuba.
Lt. J.G. Meg Austin: Harm, he'll have a heart attack!
Havana Approach: (over radio) 7-Zulu, I repeat, what is the nature of your emergency?
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Havana, 7-Zulu. We have a medical emergency, a passenger is going into cardiac arrest!
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: He told me to land at the nearest field, it's in Cuba.
Lt. J.G. Meg Austin: Harm, he'll have a heart attack!
Havana Approach: (over radio) 7-Zulu, I repeat, what is the nature of your emergency?
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Havana, 7-Zulu. We have a medical emergency, a passenger is going into cardiac arrest!
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Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Eager to get out, more like. I didn't feel safe from any last minute assignments until I was on the plane.
Lt. Kate Pike: A false sense of security.
Lt. Kate Pike: A false sense of security.
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Lt. Kate Pike: I have become an expert at turning temporary assignments into semi-permanent exile
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Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: I wouldn't flash a yellow, I'd go straight to red around here.
Captain Carlos Fuente: I assume the commander was referring to a stoplight. And this stoplight has something to do with sexual advances?
Lt. J.G. Meg Austin: Why would you think that?
Captain Carlos Fuente: A warning from a man to a woman left alone with another man usually does.
Lt. J.G. Meg Austin: It's part our Navy sexual sensitivity training. It's an inoffensive way to signal a male when his speech or behavior is inappropriate.
Captain Carlos Fuente: The most powerful Navy in the world actually teaches this kindergarten approach to sex?
Lt. J.G. Meg Austin: It works.
Captain Carlos Fuente: Lieutenant...
Lt. J.G. Meg Austin: Sometimes.
Captain Carlos Fuente: And are Navy women permitted to signal green lights?
Lt. J.G. Meg Austin: I suppose so.
Captain Carlos Fuente: And what would I have to do to get a green light, Lieutenant Austin?
Lt. J.G. Meg Austin: Yellow light, Captain Fuente.
Captain Carlos Fuente: I assume the commander was referring to a stoplight. And this stoplight has something to do with sexual advances?
Lt. J.G. Meg Austin: Why would you think that?
Captain Carlos Fuente: A warning from a man to a woman left alone with another man usually does.
Lt. J.G. Meg Austin: It's part our Navy sexual sensitivity training. It's an inoffensive way to signal a male when his speech or behavior is inappropriate.
Captain Carlos Fuente: The most powerful Navy in the world actually teaches this kindergarten approach to sex?
Lt. J.G. Meg Austin: It works.
Captain Carlos Fuente: Lieutenant...
Lt. J.G. Meg Austin: Sometimes.
Captain Carlos Fuente: And are Navy women permitted to signal green lights?
Lt. J.G. Meg Austin: I suppose so.
Captain Carlos Fuente: And what would I have to do to get a green light, Lieutenant Austin?
Lt. J.G. Meg Austin: Yellow light, Captain Fuente.
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Assistant Secretary of State David Bair: How did you sabotage it?
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: With a Navy-issue 34-inch brass-tipped cinch.
Assistant Secretary of State David Bair: What the hell is that?
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: My belt.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: With a Navy-issue 34-inch brass-tipped cinch.
Assistant Secretary of State David Bair: What the hell is that?
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: My belt.
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Hemlock: I'm afraid your Lieutenant Commander is in for some rough seas.
Lt. J.G. Meg Austin: He's a survivor, sir.
Hemlock: We'll see.
Lt. J.G. Meg Austin: Sir?
(Hemlock shoots Meg in the head)
Lt. J.G. Meg Austin: He's a survivor, sir.
Hemlock: We'll see.
Lt. J.G. Meg Austin: Sir?
(Hemlock shoots Meg in the head)
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Admiral A.J. Chegwidden: Steal their thunder! S.O.B. comes in here and shoots one of my officers, I want him stuffed and put in my trophy room. And I want us to do it.
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Cmdr. Alison Krennick: Something wrong?
Computer Hacker: (looking at Krennick's chest) Are those real or did you, uh, buy them?
Cmdr. Alison Krennick: Original equipment. Inherited from my grandmother.
Computer Hacker: My grandmother, uh, left me this place. But I like what yours, uh, left you, uh, better.
Cmdr. Alison Krennick: So do I.
Computer Hacker: (looking at Krennick's chest) Are those real or did you, uh, buy them?
Cmdr. Alison Krennick: Original equipment. Inherited from my grandmother.
Computer Hacker: My grandmother, uh, left me this place. But I like what yours, uh, left you, uh, better.
Cmdr. Alison Krennick: So do I.
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Lt. J.G. Meg Austin: Hey, Harm.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Hi, Meg.
Lt. J.G. Meg Austin: How was lunch?
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Hi, Meg.
Lt. J.G. Meg Austin: How was lunch?
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Gunnery Sergeant Ray Crockett: See, I know things, sir. For instance, I know you are either a cross-dressing weirdo, or you work real close with a woman. (sniffs) Perfume. Nice one. French, I'd say. Chanel.
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Lt. J.G. Meg Austin: Imagine one person killing 163 men.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Yeah, well, it's real easy to imagine if you've ever fired a Tomahawk missile in combat.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Yeah, well, it's real easy to imagine if you've ever fired a Tomahawk missile in combat.
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Cmdr Alison Krennick: I've planned an officers' retreat at Admiral Chegwidden's beach house on Hilton Head. I expect you to attend.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: I may have to send my regrets to the admiral.
Cmdr Alison Krennick: Actually, the admiral won't be there. Just you and me.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: I may have to send my regrets to the admiral.
Cmdr Alison Krennick: Actually, the admiral won't be there. Just you and me.
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Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: For 27 years the Corps asked Crockett to put his soul in storage, and perform a duty which few men are capable of. I submit it is time to give Crockett the space his soul needs to find some peace. sir.
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Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Still don't remember him, do you, Gunny?
Gunnery Sergeant Ray Crockett: Commander, a Gunnery Sergeant don't tell a two-star he don't remember him.
Gunnery Sergeant Ray Crockett: Commander, a Gunnery Sergeant don't tell a two-star he don't remember him.
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Senator Grace Marion: My son was destined for more than a 6x3 plot at Arlington.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: They all were, ma'am.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: They all were, ma'am.
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Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: I guess you really do have to be crazy to be a SEAL.
Lt. Alexander Kellogue: It's no crazier than ejecting from a cockpit with a rocket up your butt, sir.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Maybe not, but I only do that when I don't have a choice.
Lt. Alexander Kellogue: It's no crazier than ejecting from a cockpit with a rocket up your butt, sir.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Maybe not, but I only do that when I don't have a choice.
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Admiral A.J. Chegwidden: My name is Admiral Chegwidden. I am the Judge Advocate General of the United States Navy. Before I leave this hanger, I will know the why and the how of Lieutenant Douglas Marion's death, or Commander Rabb, here, is gonna have your ass... and I'm gonna own your soul.
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Lt. J.G. Meg Austin: No death is useless, they all serve a purpose. Even if in our grief, it eludes us.
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(just before a parachute jump into the ocean)
Lt. Alexander Kellogue: By the way, Commander Rabb, can you swim?
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Now's a hell of a time to ask!
Lt. Alexander Kellogue: By the way, Commander Rabb, can you swim?
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Now's a hell of a time to ask!
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Joyce Anderson: Arresting Matt could ruin his career.
Divorce Lawyer: Mrs. Anderson, most ex-wives would pay me double for that.
Divorce Lawyer: Mrs. Anderson, most ex-wives would pay me double for that.
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Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: So far defending Striker's buddy has cost me $350 for a new suit, 12 days of leave time, and a bruised ego.
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Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: The space program likes Navy pilots. We make their best astronauts.
Lt. J.G. Meg Austin: Right, I think I read that somewhere in Kepler's laws of planetary motion.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Hey, all I need to say is the first American in outer space was not an Air Force jock. They put up a man who knew how to make a trap.
Lt. J.G. Meg Austin: Then why was the first man in orbit a Marine?
Lt. J.G. Meg Austin: Right, I think I read that somewhere in Kepler's laws of planetary motion.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Hey, all I need to say is the first American in outer space was not an Air Force jock. They put up a man who knew how to make a trap.
Lt. J.G. Meg Austin: Then why was the first man in orbit a Marine?
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Lt. J.G. Meg Austin: (re: Apollo 11) I bet there were a lot of future astronauts recruited that night.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Yeah, bet there were. What do you remember about it?
Lt. J.G. Meg Austin: Nothing. I was a baby.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Yeah, bet there were. What do you remember about it?
Lt. J.G. Meg Austin: Nothing. I was a baby.
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