Jake 2.0 Quote
Louise Beckett: Can I get you a cup of coffee?
Jake Foley: Are you kidding me? I have millions of teeny tiny things inside me that might kill me at any moment. I have spent the last two days running for my life from people who want to KILL ME because of these teeny tiny things that might kill me at any moment. So, do I want a cup of coffee? NO, I don't want a cup of coffee. I want my LIFE BACK.
Louise Beckett: I'm sorry. I can't do that.
Jake Foley: [sarcastically] Yeah, big surprise.
Louise Beckett: What I can do is upgrade your security clearance.
Jake Foley: Yeah... Wait, what?
Jake Foley: Are you kidding me? I have millions of teeny tiny things inside me that might kill me at any moment. I have spent the last two days running for my life from people who want to KILL ME because of these teeny tiny things that might kill me at any moment. So, do I want a cup of coffee? NO, I don't want a cup of coffee. I want my LIFE BACK.
Louise Beckett: I'm sorry. I can't do that.
Jake Foley: [sarcastically] Yeah, big surprise.
Louise Beckett: What I can do is upgrade your security clearance.
Jake Foley: Yeah... Wait, what?
TV Show: Jake 2.0
