Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle Quote
Professor Shelly Oberon: [Bethany as Prof. Shelly Oberon is about to pee as a male for the first time]So how do we do this?
Moose Finbar: Easy. You just - you unzip, take it out, fire away.
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Remember to aim. It's very important.
Professor Shelly Oberon: [Gasping]Oh my God, you guys, there's like literally a penis attached to my body right now. Martha, come look at my penis!
Ruby Roundhouse: No, thanks!
Moose Finbar: Is this the first that you've seen it?
Professor Shelly Oberon: Yes, I didn't wanna look.
Moose Finbar: I looked at mine within the first 20 seconds of getting here. I'm happy to report that I was able to bring one thing from the outside world.
Professor Shelly Oberon: [Bethany tried to take a peek at Finbar' peeing]
Moose Finbar: What? Are you...? What are you doing? Are you looking?
Professor Shelly Oberon: Sorry.
Moose Finbar: You don't look over here!
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Yeah, you never look. It's a thing.
Professor Shelly Oberon: [Unzipping his pants]Okay, good boy. We're gonna take this nice and slow, and nobody's gonna get hurt. Now what?
Moose Finbar: Now blast off!
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: And aim, don't forget to aim.
Moose Finbar: What is with you and aiming? What happened to you?
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Can we not talk about this in mixed company?
Professor Shelly Oberon: [Peeing]Wow, wow, WOW! Oh, this is so much easier!
Moose Finbar: [Chuckles]It's cool, right?
Professor Shelly Oberon: Yeah, because you have, like, a handle. The fact that I'm not Instagramming this right now is insane.
Moose Finbar: Easy. You just - you unzip, take it out, fire away.
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Remember to aim. It's very important.
Professor Shelly Oberon: [Gasping]Oh my God, you guys, there's like literally a penis attached to my body right now. Martha, come look at my penis!
Ruby Roundhouse: No, thanks!
Moose Finbar: Is this the first that you've seen it?
Professor Shelly Oberon: Yes, I didn't wanna look.
Moose Finbar: I looked at mine within the first 20 seconds of getting here. I'm happy to report that I was able to bring one thing from the outside world.
Professor Shelly Oberon: [Bethany tried to take a peek at Finbar' peeing]
Moose Finbar: What? Are you...? What are you doing? Are you looking?
Professor Shelly Oberon: Sorry.
Moose Finbar: You don't look over here!
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Yeah, you never look. It's a thing.
Professor Shelly Oberon: [Unzipping his pants]Okay, good boy. We're gonna take this nice and slow, and nobody's gonna get hurt. Now what?
Moose Finbar: Now blast off!
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: And aim, don't forget to aim.
Moose Finbar: What is with you and aiming? What happened to you?
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Can we not talk about this in mixed company?
Professor Shelly Oberon: [Peeing]Wow, wow, WOW! Oh, this is so much easier!
Moose Finbar: [Chuckles]It's cool, right?
Professor Shelly Oberon: Yeah, because you have, like, a handle. The fact that I'm not Instagramming this right now is insane.
Movie: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
