Justice League Quotes
Batman: Patience, princess. Intergang moves in mysterious ways.
Wonder Woman: Tell me about it. What use could they possibly have for the Rosetta Stone?
Batman: We'll find out soon enough. And in the meantime...
Wonder Woman: I know. Patience.
Wonder Woman: Tell me about it. What use could they possibly have for the Rosetta Stone?
Batman: We'll find out soon enough. And in the meantime...
Wonder Woman: I know. Patience.
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Wonder Woman: Don't you ever wish you were down there?
Batman: I'm down there all I need to be.
Wonder Woman: Yes, but it's just a job to you. I'm talking about going down there and having some fun. Maybe... maybe with someone special.
Batman: [Frowns and looks away]...
Wonder Woman: No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.
Batman: One: dating within the team always leads to disaster. Two: you're a princess from a society of immortal warriors; I'm a rich kid with issues... lots of issues. And three: if my enemies knew I had someone special, they wouldn't rest until they'd gotten to me, through her.
Wonder Woman: [Crushes a stone gargoyle head with her hand] Next?
Batman: I'm down there all I need to be.
Wonder Woman: Yes, but it's just a job to you. I'm talking about going down there and having some fun. Maybe... maybe with someone special.
Batman: [Frowns and looks away]...
Wonder Woman: No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.
Batman: One: dating within the team always leads to disaster. Two: you're a princess from a society of immortal warriors; I'm a rich kid with issues... lots of issues. And three: if my enemies knew I had someone special, they wouldn't rest until they'd gotten to me, through her.
Wonder Woman: [Crushes a stone gargoyle head with her hand] Next?
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Wonder Woman: Circe! Be careful, she's...
Batman: Yeah. I've read the Odyssey.
Batman: Yeah. I've read the Odyssey.
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Zatanna: [trying to turn Wonder Woman back to normal and failing] We could call in one of the other league magicians. Dr. Fate, maybe...
Batman: No! I mean, let's keep this between us.
Zatanna: But why? If there's a chance to help Diana, shouldn't we tell everyone and that... oh, wait wait... you and her, are you two...
Batman: Just good friends.
Zatanna: No, you and I are just good friends. There's something more between you and Diana.
Batman: Well, maybe there was.
Batman: No! I mean, let's keep this between us.
Zatanna: But why? If there's a chance to help Diana, shouldn't we tell everyone and that... oh, wait wait... you and her, are you two...
Batman: Just good friends.
Zatanna: No, you and I are just good friends. There's something more between you and Diana.
Batman: Well, maybe there was.
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B'wana Beast: [introducing himself to Zatanna] B'wana Beast. How ya doin'?
Zatanna: My legs are fine. As is the rest of me. Up here. [pointing to her face]
B'wana Beast: Woah, she's got the fire of the cheetah in her. Rrroowr.
Zatanna: [to Batman] Why are you doing this to me?
Zatanna: My legs are fine. As is the rest of me. Up here. [pointing to her face]
B'wana Beast: Woah, she's got the fire of the cheetah in her. Rrroowr.
Zatanna: [to Batman] Why are you doing this to me?
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B'wana Beast: [Talking to pigs, trying to find Wonder Woman] C'mon guys, help me out. Newcomer, silver bracelets. Kinda stuck up.
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Crimson Avenger: Excuse me sir, I'm looking for a pig.
Old man: Gladys, it's for you!
Old man: Gladys, it's for you!
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Circe: [under attack by Zatanna] Insolent trickster! You dare to strike- [gets hit by a chair] You dare to strike- [gets hit by a table] You dare to strike- [gets smothered by a tablecloth] QUIT IT...! Oh, no... [gets hit by a grand piano]
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Medusa: C-girl and me did some time together back in the pit of eternal torment. That's where they hang you by your ankles and weasels come each night to eat your fingers. They grow back the next day, but trust me - it gets old real quick.
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Batman: Wait. It seems that magic always has a price.
Circe: And your point is...?
Batman: What would I have to give to make you lift your spell on Diana?
Circe: Well, now you're getting interesting. I want something from you that's very precious. Something you've worked very hard to conceal. Something when gone, you can never regain. Something soul-shattering...
[cut to Batman at a mike]
Batman: [singing]Am I Blue? Am I blue? Ain't these tears in my eyes telling you...
Circe: And your point is...?
Batman: What would I have to give to make you lift your spell on Diana?
Circe: Well, now you're getting interesting. I want something from you that's very precious. Something you've worked very hard to conceal. Something when gone, you can never regain. Something soul-shattering...
[cut to Batman at a mike]
Batman: [singing]Am I Blue? Am I blue? Ain't these tears in my eyes telling you...
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Zatanna: [to Batman, after he leaves the stage] Is there anything you can't do?
Batman: There's one thing I've never been very good at. Saying thank you. [they share a smile]
Batman: There's one thing I've never been very good at. Saying thank you. [they share a smile]
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Green Arrow: Don't listen to this guy, everything's conspiracies with him.
The Question: Not "conspiracies". Conspiracy. Singular.
The Question: Not "conspiracies". Conspiracy. Singular.
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The Question: Reaching back to ancient Egypt, there's been a single cabal of powerful individuals directing the course of human history. But the common man prefers to believe they don't exist, which aids their success.
Supergirl: [reading newspaper clippings] Global warming, military upheavals in the third world, actors elected to public office...
Green Arrow: The spread of coffee bars, germs outpacing antibiotics, and boy bands? Come on! Who would gain from all this?
The Question: Who, indeed?
Supergirl: [reading newspaper clippings] Global warming, military upheavals in the third world, actors elected to public office...
Green Arrow: The spread of coffee bars, germs outpacing antibiotics, and boy bands? Come on! Who would gain from all this?
The Question: Who, indeed?
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Supergirl: These weren't just dreams, they felt like they really happened!
Green Arrow: I dunno, I've had some dreams that felt mighty real. (glances over his shoulder at Black Canary) There was this one the other night... (eats a French fry thoughtfully)
Green Arrow: I dunno, I've had some dreams that felt mighty real. (glances over his shoulder at Black Canary) There was this one the other night... (eats a French fry thoughtfully)
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Green Arrow: Hold your horses! No one asked for more help. This whole trip might just prove the kid shouldn't eat nachos before bed.
The Question: Peanut butter sandwiches.
Supergirl: How did y-- what, do you go through my trash?!
The Question: Please... I go through everyone's trash.
The Question: Peanut butter sandwiches.
Supergirl: How did y-- what, do you go through my trash?!
The Question: Please... I go through everyone's trash.
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Green Arrow: Does everything have a sinister motive in your world?
The Question: Yours, too. You just don't know it.
The Question: Yours, too. You just don't know it.
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Green Arrow: What was that about?
The Question: What do you think? We're asking questions someone doesn't want answered.
Green Arrow: Aw, learn a new tune already!
The Question: What do you think? We're asking questions someone doesn't want answered.
Green Arrow: Aw, learn a new tune already!
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[Supergirl has just been attacked by an android.]
The Question: Standard Z8 Combat Trainer.
Green Arrow: Like the ones we use. The League buys 'em in bulk.
Supergirl: So?
The Question: So who do we buy them from?
Supergirl: The Army I thin... Oh, wait a minute...
The Question: Another fun fact: The man who commissioned the Z8 Project? The same man who put you in the hospital.
Supergirl: General Hardcastle? He's retired now, isn't he?
The Question: Gone. And hoping to be forgotten.
The Question: Standard Z8 Combat Trainer.
Green Arrow: Like the ones we use. The League buys 'em in bulk.
Supergirl: So?
The Question: So who do we buy them from?
Supergirl: The Army I thin... Oh, wait a minute...
The Question: Another fun fact: The man who commissioned the Z8 Project? The same man who put you in the hospital.
Supergirl: General Hardcastle? He's retired now, isn't he?
The Question: Gone. And hoping to be forgotten.
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[Question comes to a door locked with a key card reader after studying it spotted a large potted plant, moments later the plant crashes through the glass door]
Question : [casually] Ooops.
Question : [casually] Ooops.
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Child: Can I have your autograph?!
Booster Gold: Of course you can! [signs autograph book]
Child: [looks at it and is disappointed] I thought you were Green Lantern...
Skeets: I would like your autograph, sir!
Booster Gold: Shut up, Skeets.
Booster Gold: Of course you can! [signs autograph book]
Child: [looks at it and is disappointed] I thought you were Green Lantern...
Skeets: I would like your autograph, sir!
Booster Gold: Shut up, Skeets.
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Martian Manhunter: Listen up! A second unit will serve under Green Lantern's command! When I call your name, report to the transporter! Hawk and Dove, Star and Stripe, Shining Knight... Fire and Ice, Doctor Light... Aztek, Huntress, Vigilante, Elongated Man...
Booster Gold: Ahem.
Martian Manhunter: Vibe...
Booster Gold: Ahem!
Martian Manhunter: [sighs] Booster Gold...
Booster Gold: Yes!
Booster Gold: Ahem.
Martian Manhunter: Vibe...
Booster Gold: Ahem!
Martian Manhunter: [sighs] Booster Gold...
Booster Gold: Yes!
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Booster Gold: What about me? I was thinking maybe I'd go out on point.
Batman Crowd control.
Booster Gold: Crowd control. Who says you don't have a sense of humor?
Batman: Crowd control.
Batman Crowd control.
Booster Gold: Crowd control. Who says you don't have a sense of humor?
Batman: Crowd control.
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[The Elongated Man and Booster Gold are stuck with Crowd Control during a battle.]
Elongated Man: One time, I disguised myself as a vase. For three days!
Booster Gold: No you didn't!
Elongated Man Okay, maybe not. Who'd want to, anyway? But I am a detective! That means I'm like Plastic Man and Batman rolled into one! And...
Booster Gold: Is there any chance you could stop complaining for five minutes?
Elongated Man: Hey, the squeaky wheel gets the grease, my friend. But I'll tell you, I wouldn't help those ingrates now if they begged me!
Wonder Woman: We need you.
Booster Gold: It's about time!
Wonder Woman: Not you. Him!
Elongated Man: Squeaky Wheel! [leaves with Wonder Woman]
Skeets: Maybe they needed a vase.
Elongated Man: One time, I disguised myself as a vase. For three days!
Booster Gold: No you didn't!
Elongated Man Okay, maybe not. Who'd want to, anyway? But I am a detective! That means I'm like Plastic Man and Batman rolled into one! And...
Booster Gold: Is there any chance you could stop complaining for five minutes?
Elongated Man: Hey, the squeaky wheel gets the grease, my friend. But I'll tell you, I wouldn't help those ingrates now if they begged me!
Wonder Woman: We need you.
Booster Gold: It's about time!
Wonder Woman: Not you. Him!
Elongated Man: Squeaky Wheel! [leaves with Wonder Woman]
Skeets: Maybe they needed a vase.
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Booster Gold: It doesn't matter what we do here, the battle is over there. We're not helping
Skeets: This is untrue. "They also serve, who only stand and wait." - John Milton.
Booster Gold: Oh yeah? I got one for ya': "This stinks" - Booster Gold
Skeets: This is untrue. "They also serve, who only stand and wait." - John Milton.
Booster Gold: Oh yeah? I got one for ya': "This stinks" - Booster Gold
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Booster Gold: I am NOT Green Lantern! If I were Green Lantern, my costume would be GREEN, now wouldn't it?!
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Skeets: Sir, you saved those insects! Yay! Don't you feel good about yourself?
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Booster Gold: Oh, man, we are so lucky! All I have to do is pop this collar on Mr. Black Hole, save the world, and then it's champagne and strawberries for me and the hot doctor!
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