Justice League Quotes
Static: Shayera was one cranky pregnant lady. Although to be fair, if I'd laid an egg that size...
Warhawk: [to Green Lantern] He's kidding, Dad.
Warhawk: [to Green Lantern] He's kidding, Dad.
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Chronos: The question arises; Who told them where and when our targets would arrive? I mean, I told you; and I only know because I'm the undisputed master of space and time.
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[Booster Gold opens an ambulance door]
Booster Gold: Uh-oh.
[Cut to pregnant woman in labor; Dr. Simmons arrives]
Booster Gold: Maybe you should handle this.
Dr. Simmons: Why me?
Booster Gold: You're a doctor.
Dr. Simmons: I'm a physicist!
Booster Gold: Yeah?
Dr. Simmons: Give me the collar! [She takes it and runs]
Booster Gold: I'll - I'll take care of this. [climbs into the ambulance next to the woman] So, um... how are you feeling?
Woman: [screams]
Booster Gold: How many fingers am I holding up?
Woman: [Grabs him]Do something USEFUL!
Booster Gold: Uh-oh.
[Cut to pregnant woman in labor; Dr. Simmons arrives]
Booster Gold: Maybe you should handle this.
Dr. Simmons: Why me?
Booster Gold: You're a doctor.
Dr. Simmons: I'm a physicist!
Booster Gold: Yeah?
Dr. Simmons: Give me the collar! [She takes it and runs]
Booster Gold: I'll - I'll take care of this. [climbs into the ambulance next to the woman] So, um... how are you feeling?
Woman: [screams]
Booster Gold: How many fingers am I holding up?
Woman: [Grabs him]Do something USEFUL!
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Lex Luthor: [leading the rest to a hiding place] This is it.
Supergirl: A barber shop?
Steel: Got to hand it to you, Luthor - nobody would think to look for you here.
Supergirl: A barber shop?
Steel: Got to hand it to you, Luthor - nobody would think to look for you here.
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Amazo: You cannot keep me from my goal.
Superman: Telepathy.
Green Lantern: I'm not impressed.
Superman: Why have you come back? What do you want?
Amazo: Why do you ask questions you already know the answer to?
Superman: Luthor.
Amazo: Of course.
Superman: We're not gonna give him up.
Amazo: He's your enemy. You owe him nothing.
Superman: Turn...back...now.
Amazo: I have evolved far beyond what I was when we last met. You do not want to challenge me.
Superman: Telepathy.
Green Lantern: I'm not impressed.
Superman: Why have you come back? What do you want?
Amazo: Why do you ask questions you already know the answer to?
Superman: Luthor.
Amazo: Of course.
Superman: We're not gonna give him up.
Amazo: He's your enemy. You owe him nothing.
Superman: Turn...back...now.
Amazo: I have evolved far beyond what I was when we last met. You do not want to challenge me.
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Green Lantern: A blast like that could destroy half the planet.
Kyle Rayner: Half a planet is better than none.
Kyle Rayner: Half a planet is better than none.
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The Atom: The android – why does he hate you so much?
Lex: I once took advantage of his naiveté. He's not naïve any more, and I've stopped taking advantage of the innocent.
The Atom: Let's hope you'll be more convincing if you have to tell him that.
Lex: I once took advantage of his naiveté. He's not naïve any more, and I've stopped taking advantage of the innocent.
The Atom: Let's hope you'll be more convincing if you have to tell him that.
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Lex Luthor: A subatomic universe.
Atom: Figured the android can't kill what he can't see.
Amazo: Oh, but I can see you.
[Atom and Luthor are revealed to be standing on Amazo's hand]
Amazo: Did you really think I couldn't follow you here? No universe, however large, however small, is denied to me.
Atom: Figured the android can't kill what he can't see.
Amazo: Oh, but I can see you.
[Atom and Luthor are revealed to be standing on Amazo's hand]
Amazo: Did you really think I couldn't follow you here? No universe, however large, however small, is denied to me.
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J'onn: It's the only way.
Dr. Fate: Hmmm, those words are always used to justify destruction.
Dr. Fate: Hmmm, those words are always used to justify destruction.
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Lex Luthor: The truth is, for all my struggles to make my mark in life, for all I've accomplished, in just a few short generations my name will be forgotten. Even the greatest of us can't compete with time... and death.
Amazo: Then why do you go on? Why does anyone? Why don't I just destroy you and everything else right now? [winds start swirling] All it would take is a single thought and-
Lex Luthor: No! If you do that you won't see the end of it!
Amazo: The end of what?
Lex Luthor: The evolutionary process. You of all beings should know something about that.
Amazo: Yes. Yes, I'm evolving. That's why Professor Ivo made me. These past months I have amassed so much knowledge, and yet... I remain confused...empty. What am I evolving into? What is my purpose?! I must know! Tell me!
Lex Luthor: There's no way to tell. That's why I stay in the game. My purpose, if you will, is to see where it's all going. And you! You'll live forever. You'll be able to see it all.
Amazo: Is that my purpose? Simply to be... a witness?
Lex Luthor: We create our own purpose in life. Now go create yours.
Amazo: Then why do you go on? Why does anyone? Why don't I just destroy you and everything else right now? [winds start swirling] All it would take is a single thought and-
Lex Luthor: No! If you do that you won't see the end of it!
Amazo: The end of what?
Lex Luthor: The evolutionary process. You of all beings should know something about that.
Amazo: Yes. Yes, I'm evolving. That's why Professor Ivo made me. These past months I have amassed so much knowledge, and yet... I remain confused...empty. What am I evolving into? What is my purpose?! I must know! Tell me!
Lex Luthor: There's no way to tell. That's why I stay in the game. My purpose, if you will, is to see where it's all going. And you! You'll live forever. You'll be able to see it all.
Amazo: Is that my purpose? Simply to be... a witness?
Lex Luthor: We create our own purpose in life. Now go create yours.
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Lex: You know, when I heard you were coming I was actually afraid of you. Petrified. But now, when I see your fear, your uncertainty, I just pity you.
(Amazo glares)
The Atom: You should have quit while you were ahead.
(Amazo glares)
The Atom: You should have quit while you were ahead.
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Amazo: I did not destroy Oa - I simply moved it to another dimension. (everyone stares) It was in my way.
John Stewart: Then could you move it back?
(Amazo's eyes glow briefly)
Amazo: Done.
John Stewart: Then could you move it back?
(Amazo's eyes glow briefly)
Amazo: Done.
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[Superman is encased in hardened magma]
Wind Dragon: You know, Juice, Superman was my hero when I was a lad. It's not his fault he's getting old.
Superman: Old? [breaks free]
Wind Dragon: Old but spry, sir, old but spry.
Wind Dragon: You know, Juice, Superman was my hero when I was a lad. It's not his fault he's getting old.
Superman: Old? [breaks free]
Wind Dragon: Old but spry, sir, old but spry.
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Long Shadow: What I wanna know is-
Shifter, Downpour, Juice, Wind Dragon: "Why can't we join the Justice League?"
Wind Dragon: Hey, it's alright. I used to think like that.
Long Shadow: Used to? What happened?
Wind Dragon: I dunno. I guess I just started wanting stuff.
Shifter, Downpour, Juice, Wind Dragon: "Why can't we join the Justice League?"
Wind Dragon: Hey, it's alright. I used to think like that.
Long Shadow: Used to? What happened?
Wind Dragon: I dunno. I guess I just started wanting stuff.
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Bizzarro Superman: Bizarro will do anything for the woman he loves! Even break her boyfriend out of prison!
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Giganta: Outta the way, tiny.
[Long Shadow grows taller than her]
Long Shadow: You were saying?
Giganta: Oh, poop.
[Long Shadow grows taller than her]
Long Shadow: You were saying?
Giganta: Oh, poop.
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[Downpour blasts Aquaman with a huge tidal wave, which is almost entirely ineffective.]
Aquaman: King of the seas, remember?
Aquaman: King of the seas, remember?
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[The gunmen step towards Long Shadow. Wonder Woman steps in front of him.]
Wonder Woman: No.
Amanda Waller: You need to step back.
Batman: Not gonna happen. Long Shadow's with us.
Amanda Waller: [to troops] Safeties.
[soldiers train guns on the League; Superman and Aquaman get between them and Long Shadow]
Batman: [smirking] Mine are bigger than yours.
Wonder Woman: No.
Amanda Waller: You need to step back.
Batman: Not gonna happen. Long Shadow's with us.
Amanda Waller: [to troops] Safeties.
[soldiers train guns on the League; Superman and Aquaman get between them and Long Shadow]
Batman: [smirking] Mine are bigger than yours.
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Batman: Who are you people?
Amanda Waller: That's a national security matter. And if I were you, I wouldn't probe the situation too closely... rich boy.
Amanda Waller: That's a national security matter. And if I were you, I wouldn't probe the situation too closely... rich boy.
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The Atom: [confronted by a (relatively) giant nanomachine] He's bigger than my car now, Katie. Personally, I blame you.
Katie: How can it possibly be my fault?
The Atom: Because otherwise it would be my fault. That can't be right; I'm a professor.
Katie: How can it possibly be my fault?
The Atom: Because otherwise it would be my fault. That can't be right; I'm a professor.
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Deadshot: What's the target?
Colonel Flag: Justice League headquarters.
Deadshot: Always did want to die for my country.
Colonel Flag: Justice League headquarters.
Deadshot: Always did want to die for my country.
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The Atom: Okay, I can see the problem, now, Katie. Looks like the salt water created a bad nano-chip. I can get around it by.... [he's nearly thrown as the nanomachine writhes under him] Okay, I'm just gonna be direct. [He punches the chip, breaking it, but he is shocked by the contact. The nanomachine comes to a halt, and he lies prone on its back, exhausted.]
Katie: Professor Palmer! Professor! Ray!
The Atom: I'm just going to lie here for a while, Katie. I'm old now, and I get tired.
Katie: Professor Palmer, you have company...serious company...
The Atom: Stand by, I'm coming up. [He adjusts a dial on his belt, causing him to grow out of the petri dish. He steps down from the table it's on, to stand only a little shorter than Superman.]
Katie: Professor Palmer! Professor! Ray!
The Atom: I'm just going to lie here for a while, Katie. I'm old now, and I get tired.
Katie: Professor Palmer, you have company...serious company...
The Atom: Stand by, I'm coming up. [He adjusts a dial on his belt, causing him to grow out of the petri dish. He steps down from the table it's on, to stand only a little shorter than Superman.]
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Batman: [in free fall, having bailed out of his plane] Batman to all points. I could use some air support. Since I can't fly. At all. [continues to fall and states calmly] Now would be good. [Superman catches him only a few feet from the ground]
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Wonder Woman: [in the midst of battle, before tucking Atom into her cleavage] I need both hands, professor.
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Aquaman: Such scintillating repartee. I get better conversation from the android.
Amazo: You are aware I'm in the room?
Amazo: You are aware I'm in the room?
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Green Lantern: Doctor Fate called it, Solomon Grundy's back.
Vixen: The zombie guy? A heavy hitter, I read about him in the files.
Green Lantern: Yeah, he's tough, but we can handle him. Funny thing is, he's supposed to be dead.
Vixen: Aren't all zombies, by definition, dead?
Green Lantern: Uh...
Vixen: The zombie guy? A heavy hitter, I read about him in the files.
Green Lantern: Yeah, he's tough, but we can handle him. Funny thing is, he's supposed to be dead.
Vixen: Aren't all zombies, by definition, dead?
Green Lantern: Uh...
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Dr. Fate: Solomon Grundy's grave is empty.
Aquaman: Tell me where to find those responsible, then dig more graves.
Aquaman: Tell me where to find those responsible, then dig more graves.
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