Justice League Quotes
Dr. Fate: (magically watching Superman, Green Lantern and Vixen fighting Solomon Grundy) They need our help.
Shayera: So does Grundy. Let's try and get there before the League kills him.
Amazo: (as the battle turns against the League) That scenario seems... unlikely.
Shayera: So does Grundy. Let's try and get there before the League kills him.
Amazo: (as the battle turns against the League) That scenario seems... unlikely.
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[John and Shayera meet for the first time since Starcrossed.]
Green Lantern: Shayera?
Shayera: ... Hate the beard.
Green Lantern: Shayera?
Shayera: ... Hate the beard.
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Green Lantern: (Seeing Superman coming from water to the bridge) Are you OK?
Superman: Do I look OK?
Superman: Do I look OK?
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Doctor Fate: The creature knows only rage and seeks only oblivion. Your mace may be the only object on Earth that can grant him peace.
Green Lantern: What are you saying!?
Shayera: Your favorite movie's Old Yeller. You know exactly what he's saying.
Green Lantern: What are you saying!?
Shayera: Your favorite movie's Old Yeller. You know exactly what he's saying.
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[The vote to keep Shayera in the league or not is revealed.]
Green Lantern: I recused myself because... well... Anyway, Superman broke the tie.
Superman: I believe in second chances, I believe in redemption. But mostly, I believe in my friends.
Green Lantern: I recused myself because... well... Anyway, Superman broke the tie.
Superman: I believe in second chances, I believe in redemption. But mostly, I believe in my friends.
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Green Lantern: Diana's carrying a grudge.
Batman: She'll get over it. How 'bout you? Carrying anything?
Green Lantern: What? Shayera? We're cool. We're giving each other our space. I'm seeing Vixen, now. [pause] I'm very happy.
Batman: Uh-huh.
Green Lantern: Anyway, why are we always talking about my love life? What's going on between you and Diana?
Batman: Nothing. She's a respected colleague.
Green Lantern: Uh-huh.
Batman: I don't have time to pursue a relationship. My work is too important to allow other distractions. Diana is a remarkable woman, she's a valued friend. She's... standing right behind me, isn't she?
Wonder Woman: [standing right behind him] Don't let that stop you - keep digging.
Batman: She'll get over it. How 'bout you? Carrying anything?
Green Lantern: What? Shayera? We're cool. We're giving each other our space. I'm seeing Vixen, now. [pause] I'm very happy.
Batman: Uh-huh.
Green Lantern: Anyway, why are we always talking about my love life? What's going on between you and Diana?
Batman: Nothing. She's a respected colleague.
Green Lantern: Uh-huh.
Batman: I don't have time to pursue a relationship. My work is too important to allow other distractions. Diana is a remarkable woman, she's a valued friend. She's... standing right behind me, isn't she?
Wonder Woman: [standing right behind him] Don't let that stop you - keep digging.
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Jonah Hex: If you all are working for Tobias, there's gonna be difficulty.
Bat Lash: Easy, Jonah - they're with me. They helped me out of a spot while I was here incognito tryin' to find out more about Tobias.
Ohiyesa Smith: What have you learned?
Bat Lash: Among other moral failings, the man cheats at poker.
Bat Lash: Easy, Jonah - they're with me. They helped me out of a spot while I was here incognito tryin' to find out more about Tobias.
Ohiyesa Smith: What have you learned?
Bat Lash: Among other moral failings, the man cheats at poker.
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Jonah Hex: What's your stake in this?
Green Lantern: We're lawmen too.
Jonah Hex: From back east?
Batman: Sure.
Green Lantern: We're lawmen too.
Jonah Hex: From back east?
Batman: Sure.
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Green Lantern: What's the plan?
Jonah Hex: Plan? Huh. We put 'em in the ground.
Jonah Hex: Plan? Huh. We put 'em in the ground.
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Jonah Hex: Fancy gun belt ya got there. I'm thinking you folks are time travelers.
Batman: Where would you get a crazy idea like that?
Jonah Hex: Experience. I've had an interesting life.
Batman: Where would you get a crazy idea like that?
Jonah Hex: Experience. I've had an interesting life.
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Ohiyesa Smith: We're getting close. I wanna warn you, there's some downright unusual activity goin' on hereabouts; don't let it throw you.
Green Lantern: Don't worry about it, we've got a lot of experience with unusu- [a cowboy riding a pterodactyl flies towards them] ...I'm sorry, you were saying?
Green Lantern: Don't worry about it, we've got a lot of experience with unusu- [a cowboy riding a pterodactyl flies towards them] ...I'm sorry, you were saying?
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Ohiyesa Smith: The shots are spooking the horses!
Bat Lash: The shots are spooking me!
Bat Lash: The shots are spooking me!
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Green Lantern: Last time I saw you, you were too young to drive. You look good for a man your age!
Static: The miracles of modern medicine. Sixty-five is the new thirty!
Static: The miracles of modern medicine. Sixty-five is the new thirty!
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Bruce Wayne: [met by his past self] Surprised to see me?
Batman: A little. I'm more surprised that I lived so long.
Terry McGinnis (Batman II): Batman, Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne, Batman. Or have you met?
Bruce and Batman: [simultaneously] Not now!
Terry: Great. What did they used to call it? Stereo?
Batman: A little. I'm more surprised that I lived so long.
Terry McGinnis (Batman II): Batman, Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne, Batman. Or have you met?
Bruce and Batman: [simultaneously] Not now!
Terry: Great. What did they used to call it? Stereo?
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[Chronos sends the traitorous Joker, Chucko back to prehistoric time.]
Chronos: Enjoy your stay.
[Chronos disappears in his portal, a tyrannosaurus rex appears and Chucko draws a lightsaber]
Chucko: You think I'm scared? I'll be running this dump in a few ye-
[A giant asteroid falls from the sky]
Chucko: ...Aw, phooey.
[We see a massive explosion on Earth, killing the dinosaurs and Chucko]
Chronos: Enjoy your stay.
[Chronos disappears in his portal, a tyrannosaurus rex appears and Chucko draws a lightsaber]
Chucko: You think I'm scared? I'll be running this dump in a few ye-
[A giant asteroid falls from the sky]
Chucko: ...Aw, phooey.
[We see a massive explosion on Earth, killing the dinosaurs and Chucko]
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[Chonos has just left one of the Jokerz under a falling asteroid in prehistoric times.]
Chronos: Do you know what killed the dinosaurs?
[The Jokerz look around stupidly.]
Bonk: Uh... no, sir.
Chronos: Well, Chucko does. And unless you wanna find out firsthand, you'll go finish off the Justice League. Skedaddle! Time is money! [to his wife] Actually, time is the non-spatial continuum in which events occur linearly, usually in the direction of increased entropy. But the clowns seem to relate better to the money thing.
Chronos: Do you know what killed the dinosaurs?
[The Jokerz look around stupidly.]
Bonk: Uh... no, sir.
Chronos: Well, Chucko does. And unless you wanna find out firsthand, you'll go finish off the Justice League. Skedaddle! Time is money! [to his wife] Actually, time is the non-spatial continuum in which events occur linearly, usually in the direction of increased entropy. But the clowns seem to relate better to the money thing.
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Batman: Sometimes, the old ways are best. [Heads for the door]
Terry McGinnis: It's not gonna work. You don't know your way around here. A lot of things have changed.
Batman: [pauses with the door half-open] Are criminals still superstitious and cowardly?
Bruce Wayne: Yep.
Batman: Good enough for me.
Terry McGinnis: It's not gonna work. You don't know your way around here. A lot of things have changed.
Batman: [pauses with the door half-open] Are criminals still superstitious and cowardly?
Bruce Wayne: Yep.
Batman: Good enough for me.
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[The League confronts one of the Jokerz.]
Terry McGinnis: You've got some information we need, Ghoul.
Ghoul: You won't find me the talkative sort. [Batman grabs him] Hey!
Batman: [drags Ghoul over to the edge of the building and dangles him over the edge by his leg] Where's Chronos? My arm's getting tired...
Bruce Wayne: I can't believe I was ever that green. [Grabs Ghoul and throws him across the rooftop]This is how you interrogate someone!
Ghoul: ...and we've got 9453 active Jokerz organized into about 200 smaller groups. I don't know where Chronos is! He contacts us! He spends every night in a different one of those old buildings! There's no way of knowing ahead of time where he's gonna be! And that's everything I know!
Bruce Wayne: Everything?
Ghoul: I wet my bed until I was fourteen!
Bruce Wayne: Losing...my...patience...
Batman: [pulls Bruce Wayne back with a hand on his shoulder] I can't control my friend here much longer. You'd better give us something we can use.
Static: [on the sidelines, quietly] Batman playing good cop.... [shakes his head in astonishment]
Green Lantern: Everything's relative.
Ghoul: His wife! I know where his wife is!
Terry McGinnis: You've got some information we need, Ghoul.
Ghoul: You won't find me the talkative sort. [Batman grabs him] Hey!
Batman: [drags Ghoul over to the edge of the building and dangles him over the edge by his leg] Where's Chronos? My arm's getting tired...
Bruce Wayne: I can't believe I was ever that green. [Grabs Ghoul and throws him across the rooftop]This is how you interrogate someone!
Ghoul: ...and we've got 9453 active Jokerz organized into about 200 smaller groups. I don't know where Chronos is! He contacts us! He spends every night in a different one of those old buildings! There's no way of knowing ahead of time where he's gonna be! And that's everything I know!
Bruce Wayne: Everything?
Ghoul: I wet my bed until I was fourteen!
Bruce Wayne: Losing...my...patience...
Batman: [pulls Bruce Wayne back with a hand on his shoulder] I can't control my friend here much longer. You'd better give us something we can use.
Static: [on the sidelines, quietly] Batman playing good cop.... [shakes his head in astonishment]
Green Lantern: Everything's relative.
Ghoul: His wife! I know where his wife is!
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Warhawk: If we don't beat this guy, it's the end of everything.
Terry McGinnis: We've been there before.
Warhawk: Not like this. What are you supposed to do when you have the weight of the world on your shoulders?
Green Lantern: Plant your feet.
Terry McGinnis: We've been there before.
Warhawk: Not like this. What are you supposed to do when you have the weight of the world on your shoulders?
Green Lantern: Plant your feet.
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Green Lantern: The Green Lanterns have a legend. No one can see the beginning of time. It's a universal law!
Batman: Write him a ticket!
Batman: Write him a ticket!
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Batman: Get us out of here!
Green Lantern: Having a little trouble applying the brakes!
Green Lantern: Having a little trouble applying the brakes!
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Batman: [grabs Green Lantern's arm] Look, we're back.
Wonder Woman: That's a nasty cut, John, are you alright?
Wonder Woman: That's a nasty cut, John, are you alright?
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Batman: [to Wonder Woman] You don't remember going on a mission with us today, do you?
Wonder Woman: No, I just got here.
Batman: [in an undertone to Green Lantern] It's just as if we'd never left.
Green Lantern: What's to prevent it happening again?
Batman: [amusement in his voice] I put a bug in the program that will prevent Chronos from ever existing.
Wonder Woman: No, I just got here.
Batman: [in an undertone to Green Lantern] It's just as if we'd never left.
Green Lantern: What's to prevent it happening again?
Batman: [amusement in his voice] I put a bug in the program that will prevent Chronos from ever existing.
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Black Canary: Black Canary.
Green Arrow: Green Arrow. [They shake hands] I've noticed you around.
Black Canary: I know. You happy punching the bag or you wanna go a few rounds with me?
Green Arrow: ...
Black Canary: I am talking about sparring.
Green Arrow: That'd be nice too.
Green Arrow: Green Arrow. [They shake hands] I've noticed you around.
Black Canary: I know. You happy punching the bag or you wanna go a few rounds with me?
Green Arrow: ...
Black Canary: I am talking about sparring.
Green Arrow: That'd be nice too.
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Green Arrow: Well, at least now I understand why you brought me along. You didn't need Green Arrow - you just needed "green."
Black Canary: It isn't like that!
Green Arrow: No? Then tell me - what's it like?
Black Canary: I thought I could trust you.
Black Canary: It isn't like that!
Green Arrow: No? Then tell me - what's it like?
Black Canary: I thought I could trust you.
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Wildcat: What is this?
Black Canary: We want to help you, Ted. We want to get you out of here.
Wildcat: Why? Does it look like I have a problem?
Black Canary: You do if you don't see what you've become here! You're entertainment for these people! The rooster in a cockfight!
Wildcat: Fighting is what I do, alright? It's all I was ever good at and I'm still good at it - I'm Wildcat, the guy who fights! That's what I am.
Black Canary: We want to help you, Ted. We want to get you out of here.
Wildcat: Why? Does it look like I have a problem?
Black Canary: You do if you don't see what you've become here! You're entertainment for these people! The rooster in a cockfight!
Wildcat: Fighting is what I do, alright? It's all I was ever good at and I'm still good at it - I'm Wildcat, the guy who fights! That's what I am.
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Green Arrow: Uh, there's no place to change.
Black Canary: Right here'll do.
(they turn their backs to each other and Dinah begins to undress, Ollie sneaks a look over his shoulder.)
Black Canary: You drop something?
Black Canary: Right here'll do.
(they turn their backs to each other and Dinah begins to undress, Ollie sneaks a look over his shoulder.)
Black Canary: You drop something?
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