Justice League Quotes
Roulette: That's right. Two good guys, fighting each other. And one of them's her. (cut to Black Canary, then cut to the audience, where male jaws are dropping)
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Black Canary: [To Roulette] Then here's the deal: If I win, you ban Wildcat from cage fighting forever. And If I lose, [to Wildcat] I'll never bother you again.
Wildcat: Forget it!
Roulette: Can't do that, Cat - it's much too good an idea.
Wildcat: Forget it!
Roulette: Can't do that, Cat - it's much too good an idea.
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[Superman attempts to lobotomize Doomsday with is heat vision again.]:
Doomsday: Ah, ah, ah. Can't be beat me the same way twice!
Superman: Then I guess I'll need a bigger fire!
[Superman tosses Doomsday into the volcano.]:
Doomsday: Ah, ah, ah. Can't be beat me the same way twice!
Superman: Then I guess I'll need a bigger fire!
[Superman tosses Doomsday into the volcano.]:
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Superman: [to Batman, about fears that he might take over the Earth] Well, there's always that Kryptonite you carry around.
Batman: You don't get to joke! Not today! I just took a bullet for you!
Batman: You don't get to joke! Not today! I just took a bullet for you!
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Black Canary: If we leave here without Wildcat, or worse, if I use my power to force him out, he'll just come back. We have to settle this the only way he understands.
Green Arrow: You're not really gonna fight him...
Black Canary: I have to. And beat him, it's the only way he can stop.
Green Arrow: [takes an arrow] I thought it was just you pretending again.
Black Canary: What's that supposed to mean?
Green Arrow: Like all the flirting you did at the Watchtower. The way you acted interested. To get me to come with you.
Black Canary: Who said that was pretending?
Green Arrow: Oh no, I know your game now.
Black Canary: It's not always a game.
Green Arrow: No? Come here, look me in the eye and say so. [Black Canary comes closer to Green Arrow, who knocks her out with gas from the arrow; Roulette enters the room and sees Black Canary unconscious] Don't worry. You'll still get your main event.
Green Arrow: You're not really gonna fight him...
Black Canary: I have to. And beat him, it's the only way he can stop.
Green Arrow: [takes an arrow] I thought it was just you pretending again.
Black Canary: What's that supposed to mean?
Green Arrow: Like all the flirting you did at the Watchtower. The way you acted interested. To get me to come with you.
Black Canary: Who said that was pretending?
Green Arrow: Oh no, I know your game now.
Black Canary: It's not always a game.
Green Arrow: No? Come here, look me in the eye and say so. [Black Canary comes closer to Green Arrow, who knocks her out with gas from the arrow; Roulette enters the room and sees Black Canary unconscious] Don't worry. You'll still get your main event.
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Black Canary: [to Green Arrow, who she thinks is dead] You know, that was an incredibly stupid thing to do. Not to mention arrogant, pig-headed, macho, and... very very sweet. [kisses him] I'm sorry...
Green Arrow: [opens eyes] I'm not.
Green Arrow: [opens eyes] I'm not.
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Green Arrow: Care to join me for a cup of coffee?
Black Canary: Yeah.
Green Arrow: Good. You're buying.
(As he limps away, Canary smiles.)
Black Canary: Yeah.
Green Arrow: Good. You're buying.
(As he limps away, Canary smiles.)
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[Mr. Miracle has just performed a seemingly impossible escape]
Big Barda: [Relieved; hugs him] Scott! I thought you were dead! [angry; picks him up] You insufferable showboat! I thought you were dead!
Big Barda: [Relieved; hugs him] Scott! I thought you were dead! [angry; picks him up] You insufferable showboat! I thought you were dead!
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Mister Miracle: Hey, where is Oberon?
Granny Goodness: Don't worry, dumpling. He's safe and sound, in Granny's loving care! Of course, if you ever want to see the old runt alive again, you'll do exactly as Granny says.
Barda: You demented old gargoyle
Granny Goodness: Don't worry, dumpling. He's safe and sound, in Granny's loving care! Of course, if you ever want to see the old runt alive again, you'll do exactly as Granny says.
Barda: You demented old gargoyle
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Flash: Could it hurt them to show me just a little respect?
Elongated Man: Tell me about it, I've been at this longer than you and they still treat me like comic relief.
Flash: Better than being treated like a teenage sidekick! I mean, I was one of the original seven! Tell me the truth, Ralph, do I seem immature to you?
[Widen to show they are playing "Brawlin' Bots"]
Elongated Man: Not in the least.
Flash: Ha! I bopped your block off!
Elongated Man: That-that's not fair, the green guy's arms are longer!
Flash: Are not!
Elongated Man: Tell me about it, I've been at this longer than you and they still treat me like comic relief.
Flash: Better than being treated like a teenage sidekick! I mean, I was one of the original seven! Tell me the truth, Ralph, do I seem immature to you?
[Widen to show they are playing "Brawlin' Bots"]
Elongated Man: Not in the least.
Flash: Ha! I bopped your block off!
Elongated Man: That-that's not fair, the green guy's arms are longer!
Flash: Are not!
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Big Barda: We don't need these cowards! We can do it on our own!
Flash: Great news, Bertha! You don't have to!
[Barda seizes him by the throat]
Big Barda: BARDA!
Flash: [squeaks] Isn't that what I said?
Flash: Great news, Bertha! You don't have to!
[Barda seizes him by the throat]
Big Barda: BARDA!
Flash: [squeaks] Isn't that what I said?
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Vermin Vundabar: Kalibak, Kalibak, Kalibak... I have used every vile punishment, every known torture, yet still you refuse to join Virman Vundabar's noble cause.
Kalibak: You're about as noble as my armpit.
Vermin Vundabar: Very well, you've forced me to my last resort! [reaches into his uniform] Cake! [Kalibak licks his lips, but then spits at Vundabar] Did I say that was my last resort? My mistake, I have one more! [activates torture device]
Kalibak: You're about as noble as my armpit.
Vermin Vundabar: Very well, you've forced me to my last resort! [reaches into his uniform] Cake! [Kalibak licks his lips, but then spits at Vundabar] Did I say that was my last resort? My mistake, I have one more! [activates torture device]
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Oberon: You've always been this deluded? Or is it just since senility set in?
Granny Goodness: Oh! You wound Granny. But not as much as Granny is going to wound you!
Granny Goodness: Oh! You wound Granny. But not as much as Granny is going to wound you!
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[Big Barda is fighting the robot guards]
Flash: Robots! I love smashing robots!
Mr. Miracle: No! You've got something more important to do. Search this place and find Kalibak.
Flash: Will you two be all - [robot head flies past] Okay!
Flash: Robots! I love smashing robots!
Mr. Miracle: No! You've got something more important to do. Search this place and find Kalibak.
Flash: Will you two be all - [robot head flies past] Okay!
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Kalibak: Well, if it isn't my treacherous stepbrother. And his cow.
Big Barda: Arrogant worm! How dare you -! [swings at him]
Flash: Knock it off! What are you guys, twelve? I can't believe I'm the mature one here.
Big Barda: Arrogant worm! How dare you -! [swings at him]
Flash: Knock it off! What are you guys, twelve? I can't believe I'm the mature one here.
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Kalibak: Saved by a female!
Flash: [To Big Barda] Guess you'd better drop him. [Big Barda starts to drop him]KIDDING!
Flash: [To Big Barda] Guess you'd better drop him. [Big Barda starts to drop him]KIDDING!
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[Big Barda and Kalibak smash the guards, Miracle and Flash hang back]
Flash: Shouldn't we...?
Mr. Miracle: And spoil their fun?
Flash: Shouldn't we...?
Mr. Miracle: And spoil their fun?
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Mr. Miracle: Ah, it's good to see you, old friend!
Oberon: It's good to see me, too!
Big Barda: All the trouble we had to go through because of you.
Oberon: All legs, and no heart.
Big Barda: You're just too far away to hear it.
[kneels and hugs him]
Oberon: It's good to see me, too!
Big Barda: All the trouble we had to go through because of you.
Oberon: All legs, and no heart.
Big Barda: You're just too far away to hear it.
[kneels and hugs him]
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Martian Manhunter: Flash-
Flash: Yeah, I know, I know, I went behind your back! But look how everything turned out! We boom back here for you, the switch went off perfectly, and now we've got Kalibak locked up on Earth where neither side can use him!
Martian Manhunter: You don't-
Flash: So, yeah! I did go behind your back, but you know what? I'd do it again! What do you say to that, big guy?
Martian Manhunter: I was only going to ask if you wanted to play Brawlin' Bots. [smiles]
Flash: ...Dibs on the green one! [zooms away]
Martian Manhunter: I wanted the green one...
Flash: Yeah, I know, I know, I went behind your back! But look how everything turned out! We boom back here for you, the switch went off perfectly, and now we've got Kalibak locked up on Earth where neither side can use him!
Martian Manhunter: You don't-
Flash: So, yeah! I did go behind your back, but you know what? I'd do it again! What do you say to that, big guy?
Martian Manhunter: I was only going to ask if you wanted to play Brawlin' Bots. [smiles]
Flash: ...Dibs on the green one! [zooms away]
Martian Manhunter: I wanted the green one...
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Batman: What's to stop us?
Flash: Me! Those guys went overboard because their Flash died. So as long as you all focus on keeping me alive, that'll never happen here.
(Martian Manhunter, Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, and Hawkgirl stare at him.)
Martian Manhunter: Let's put a pin in that theory to explore another time.
...
Batman: I've got the Question looking into it and--
Wonder Woman, Superman, Hawkgirl, Green Lantern, Flash, and Martian Manhunter: Awwwww!
Flash: Not that kook!
Flash: Me! Those guys went overboard because their Flash died. So as long as you all focus on keeping me alive, that'll never happen here.
(Martian Manhunter, Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, and Hawkgirl stare at him.)
Martian Manhunter: Let's put a pin in that theory to explore another time.
...
Batman: I've got the Question looking into it and--
Wonder Woman, Superman, Hawkgirl, Green Lantern, Flash, and Martian Manhunter: Awwwww!
Flash: Not that kook!
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Amanda Waller: Milo! I'll have his hide for this.
Security Guard: Doomsday beat you to it, ma'am.
Security Guard: Doomsday beat you to it, ma'am.
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Superman: I know who you are. But I'm not the one who hurt you.
Doomsday: Superman is Superman. And I will kill you.
Superman: Why?
Doomsday: It's what I am; I don't care why.
Doomsday: Superman is Superman. And I will kill you.
Superman: Why?
Doomsday: It's what I am; I don't care why.
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Captain Boomerang: Ah, so we'll make our way there, pretty as you please, then maybe a picnic lunch and the Justice League will give us a ride home. We may as well be storming Heaven's Gate itself.
Clock King: Unlike Heaven, this tower has a duty roster. One I've studied thoroughly. I've scheduled your visit for when they're at their weakest.
Captain Boomerang: Define "weakest," please.
Clock King: Unlike Heaven, this tower has a duty roster. One I've studied thoroughly. I've scheduled your visit for when they're at their weakest.
Captain Boomerang: Define "weakest," please.
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Colonel Flag: Last minute change in the duty roster, Superman's got the drop on you - what do you do?
Plastique: Before or after I change my shorts?
Plastique: Before or after I change my shorts?
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Plastique: I almost lost it when this bonehead set off the metal detector.
Captain Boomerang: Seventy-five cents is seventy-five cents. I'm supposed to throw away money?
Captain Boomerang: Seventy-five cents is seventy-five cents. I'm supposed to throw away money?
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[Task Force X readies their weapons in an elevator.]
Deadshot: [addressing Colonel Flag] And you? Going in unarmed?
Captain Boomerang: This one don't need no weapons.
Deadshot: [addressing Colonel Flag] And you? Going in unarmed?
Captain Boomerang: This one don't need no weapons.
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[Deadshot and Plastique board the elevator; Green Lantern catches the door with his ring]
Green Lantern: Hey.
Deadshot: How ya doin'.
[Brief silence; Deadshot gives Plastique a sidelong glance]
Deadshot: Uh, excuse me, Mr. Lantern? For six weeks now, my wife's been after me for Hawkgirl's autograph; you wouldn't know where she's at today, would you?
Green Lantern: [annoyed] Haven't seen her. [gets off elevator]
Deadshot: Okay, thanks anyway.
Plastique: You are a very bad boy.
Deadshot: Tell me you didn't love it.
Green Lantern: Hey.
Deadshot: How ya doin'.
[Brief silence; Deadshot gives Plastique a sidelong glance]
Deadshot: Uh, excuse me, Mr. Lantern? For six weeks now, my wife's been after me for Hawkgirl's autograph; you wouldn't know where she's at today, would you?
Green Lantern: [annoyed] Haven't seen her. [gets off elevator]
Deadshot: Okay, thanks anyway.
Plastique: You are a very bad boy.
Deadshot: Tell me you didn't love it.
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[Task Force X is attempting to escape the Watchtower; they burst onto the transport deck]
Martian Manhunter: Ask yourselves - is being in here with me what you truly desire?
Martian Manhunter: Ask yourselves - is being in here with me what you truly desire?
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