Justice League Quotes
Green Arrow: Well, you wanted Superman? Now you've got--[Speedy and Crimson Avenger teleport in]-- The Crimson Avenger and my ex-sidekick.
Speedy: Ex-partner.
Green Arrow: Speedy, we gotta do this now?
General Eiling: Oooh, now I'm scared.
Speedy: Ex-partner.
Green Arrow: Speedy, we gotta do this now?
General Eiling: Oooh, now I'm scared.
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General Eiling: You spoiled, rich little twerp!
Green Arrow: I think he means me.
Speedy: Oh. For a second, I was all mad.
Green Arrow: I think he means me.
Speedy: Oh. For a second, I was all mad.
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General Eiling: Superman, you coward! All your men are down, and you won't even show your face!
Shining Knight: He cannot hear even your bellowing, monster. As we speak, Superman rescues an entire star system a universe away. Do your worst - I'll not let you harm another.
General Eiling: I do what I do in service to my country.
Shining Knight: Once, at the word of my lord King Arthur, I was ordered to lay waste to an entire village. I knew my king's heart could not be so unjust, so I spared them all.
General Eiling: Then you're a lousy soldier.
[Eiling punches the Shining Knight in the jaw]
Shining Knight: There it is...the creeping moral decay of the past thousand years.
[Shining Knight swings his sword at General Eiling who dodges easily]
Shining Knight: Arthur thanked me, oaf! Had I been wrong, I would have handed over my sword and left the court in shame.
[General Eiling slams Shining Knight in the ground]
General Eiling: Save yourself a hospital's day and stand down, that magic armor won't help you.
Shining Knight: Have at thee!
[Shining Knight tries to punch General Eiling but is slammed in the ground again]
General Eiling: You are a relic, in this world, power is the only thing that matters. You and those no name heroes, you are just people, in the great scheme of things nothing you do has the least bit of significance. [Shining Knight rises again but General Eiling punches him again and sends away] I'll waste you and a billion like you before I let any power rival America's. It's my duty.
Shining Knight: You don't know what the word means.
General Eiling: You can't win.
Shining Knight: I'll die as befits a knight, defending the weak.[Shining Knight falls to his knees]
General Eiling: Why do
Shining Knight: He cannot hear even your bellowing, monster. As we speak, Superman rescues an entire star system a universe away. Do your worst - I'll not let you harm another.
General Eiling: I do what I do in service to my country.
Shining Knight: Once, at the word of my lord King Arthur, I was ordered to lay waste to an entire village. I knew my king's heart could not be so unjust, so I spared them all.
General Eiling: Then you're a lousy soldier.
[Eiling punches the Shining Knight in the jaw]
Shining Knight: There it is...the creeping moral decay of the past thousand years.
[Shining Knight swings his sword at General Eiling who dodges easily]
Shining Knight: Arthur thanked me, oaf! Had I been wrong, I would have handed over my sword and left the court in shame.
[General Eiling slams Shining Knight in the ground]
General Eiling: Save yourself a hospital's day and stand down, that magic armor won't help you.
Shining Knight: Have at thee!
[Shining Knight tries to punch General Eiling but is slammed in the ground again]
General Eiling: You are a relic, in this world, power is the only thing that matters. You and those no name heroes, you are just people, in the great scheme of things nothing you do has the least bit of significance. [Shining Knight rises again but General Eiling punches him again and sends away] I'll waste you and a billion like you before I let any power rival America's. It's my duty.
Shining Knight: You don't know what the word means.
General Eiling: You can't win.
Shining Knight: I'll die as befits a knight, defending the weak.[Shining Knight falls to his knees]
General Eiling: Why do
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General Eiling: They're the ones I'm after, not you. I'm not the menace, metahumans are. Superpowered beings.
Boy: YOU'RE the only one here with super-powers.
[Eiling hesitates, then drops the car he was holding]
General Eiling: Alright, I've become what I hate-I'll give you that.
Boy: YOU'RE the only one here with super-powers.
[Eiling hesitates, then drops the car he was holding]
General Eiling: Alright, I've become what I hate-I'll give you that.
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Shining Knight: Hold. (To old woman) I have yet to thank you.
Old Woman: No need to thank me, son. You just get better. World still needs protectin', you know.
Old Woman: No need to thank me, son. You just get better. World still needs protectin', you know.
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[The Flash (in Lex Luthor's body) walks out of a bathroom stall.]
Doctor Polaris: Ahem.
Flash-in-Lex: What?
Doctor Polaris: You gonna wash your hands?
Flash-in-Lex: No! 'Cause I'm evil!
Doctor Polaris: Ahem.
Flash-in-Lex: What?
Doctor Polaris: You gonna wash your hands?
Flash-in-Lex: No! 'Cause I'm evil!
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Flash-in-Lex: My fellow bad guys, I, Lex Luthor, your leader, will speak now about my, Lex Luthor's plan. My... villainous, villainous plan. Question the plan at your peril. Uh... Any questions?
Angle Man: We all get a cut, right?
Flash-in-Lex: Watch your step, my evil minion. You presume too much! One of these days, you'll go too far.
Angle Man: We all get a cut, right?
Flash-in-Lex: Watch your step, my evil minion. You presume too much! One of these days, you'll go too far.
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Bizarro: [Raises his hand] Me got answer.
Flash-in-Lex: Ah, excellent. Do enlighten us.
Bizarro: Ever since you plug into monkey's head, you act perfectly sane and rational. Am you Bizarro's mommy?
Flash-in-Lex: Ah, excellent. Do enlighten us.
Bizarro: Ever since you plug into monkey's head, you act perfectly sane and rational. Am you Bizarro's mommy?
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Lex-in-Flash: [runs up to a mirror] If nothing else, I can at least learn the Flash's secret identity. [Removes Flash's cowl, revealing the face of Wally West] ...I have no idea who this is.
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Tala: Just rest in here.
[pulls "Lex" into a closet]
Flash-in-Lex: Hey - that's not restful.
[pulls "Lex" into a closet]
Flash-in-Lex: Hey - that's not restful.
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Flash-in-Lex: Me, the Flash? You've, like, totally lost it, Grodd. I'm Lex Luthor!
Grodd: And I'm Charlton Heston.
Grodd: And I'm Charlton Heston.
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Flash-in-Lex: You, evil-head guy! What's your part in this plan?
Evil Star: I'm not in the plan.
Flash-in-Lex: [pause] Exactly! Pop quiz! Everyone tell me his or her part in the plan.
Evil Star: I'm not in the plan.
Flash-in-Lex: [pause] Exactly! Pop quiz! Everyone tell me his or her part in the plan.
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Lex-in-Flash: Attention! The man you think is Luthor is actually a Justice Leaguer disguised as me. Repeat: he is not Luthor.
Flash-in-Lex: ...I, Lex Luthor, find that preposterous.
Flash-in-Lex: ...I, Lex Luthor, find that preposterous.
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Green Lantern: It sounds like Wally, but is there any way to be sure?
Flash: You want proof? Until he went off into the Marines, GL's nickname was-
Green Lantern: Stop! It's him. Man, you promised never to repeat that story!
Flash: I know, I was just messing with your head.
Flash: You want proof? Until he went off into the Marines, GL's nickname was-
Green Lantern: Stop! It's him. Man, you promised never to repeat that story!
Flash: I know, I was just messing with your head.
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Mister Terrific: Well, can you tell us anything about Grodd's Secret Society? Where's the headquarters?
Flash: I don't know. In a swamp?
Flash: I don't know. In a swamp?
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Tala: Lex? Is that really you?
Lex Luthor: Of course it's me, you twit.
Tala: [Disappointed] Oh.
Lex Luthor: Of course it's me, you twit.
Tala: [Disappointed] Oh.
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[Huntress is watching Black Canary while talking on a cell phone with The Question, who is searching a cold storage area]
Huntress: I'm telling you Q, Canary's totally off her game. Think she's moonlighting? Maybe she's stepping out on Green Arrow...
The Question: The deeper mystery here is why do you even care? Isn't this the woman who beat the snot out of you a few months back?
Huntress: She got a lucky shot in! Okay, five or six lucky shots. Anyway, that's not the poin-
The Question: [takes the lid off of a container.] Aha! As I suspected - thirty-two flavors.
Huntress: There's something wrong here, Q, I can feel it.
The Question: I'm the conspiracy theorist, and even I don't see anything.
Huntress: [pauses; sighs] So... what are you wearing?
The Question: Blue overcoat. Fedora.
Huntress: ...you really stink at this.
The Question: Orange socks?
[Huntress hangs up]
Huntress: I'm telling you Q, Canary's totally off her game. Think she's moonlighting? Maybe she's stepping out on Green Arrow...
The Question: The deeper mystery here is why do you even care? Isn't this the woman who beat the snot out of you a few months back?
Huntress: She got a lucky shot in! Okay, five or six lucky shots. Anyway, that's not the poin-
The Question: [takes the lid off of a container.] Aha! As I suspected - thirty-two flavors.
Huntress: There's something wrong here, Q, I can feel it.
The Question: I'm the conspiracy theorist, and even I don't see anything.
Huntress: [pauses; sighs] So... what are you wearing?
The Question: Blue overcoat. Fedora.
Huntress: ...you really stink at this.
The Question: Orange socks?
[Huntress hangs up]
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Vixen: I don't want to hurt you, Shayera.
Shayera: But I wanna hurt you!
Vixen: Just when we were starting to get along.
Shayera: But I wanna hurt you!
Vixen: Just when we were starting to get along.
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Brainiac 5: Yes, I am a Brainiac, but I'm not a machine. I'm organic. The universe-conquering Brainiac you knew is my distant ancestor. Over time he learned to pass down his code biologically. I am Brainiac 5. Think of me as the black sheep of my family, dedicated to doing good to make up for my ancestor's legacy of evil.
Green Lantern: And you demonstrated that by kidnapping us?
Green Lantern: And you demonstrated that by kidnapping us?
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Green Lantern: Time travel, swell.
Bouncing Boy: It's a real thrill for me to meet you, sir. You're the famous John Stewart, father of...
Green Lantern: You wanna shut up before you create a time paradox?
Bouncing Boy: It's a real thrill for me to meet you, sir. You're the famous John Stewart, father of...
Green Lantern: You wanna shut up before you create a time paradox?
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Supergirl: Just because he's seriously cute, doesn't mean we can trust a Brainiac!
Green Arrow: I'm not getting a bad vibe off the kid.
Green Lantern: (to Supergirl) And neither are you apparently. "Seriously cute", huh?
Green Arrow: I'm not getting a bad vibe off the kid.
Green Lantern: (to Supergirl) And neither are you apparently. "Seriously cute", huh?
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Bouncing Boy: Y'know, Brainy, being organic and having a heart - not the same thing.
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Brainiac 5: [Caught by Supergirl] That was unnecessary; my belt protects me from any impact.
Supergirl: Maybe I was just trying to cop a feel.
Supergirl: Maybe I was just trying to cop a feel.
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Supergirl: [Fighting the Fatal Five] So what's your power? Super strength? Speed?
Brainiac 5: I have a 12th level intellect...
Supergirl: Great, you can knock him out with your diploma.
Brainiac 5: I have a 12th level intellect...
Supergirl: Great, you can knock him out with your diploma.
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Supergirl: (To Brainiac 5) I have to know, why did you save me first?
Brainiac 5: My decision was based on pure logic.
Green Arrow: Really, 'cause Green Lantern's the most powerful.
Brainiac 5: No offense, but I don't think you can follow the reasoning of a 12th level intellect such as my own.
Green Arrow: ...Guess not.
Brainiac 5: My decision was based on pure logic.
Green Arrow: Really, 'cause Green Lantern's the most powerful.
Brainiac 5: No offense, but I don't think you can follow the reasoning of a 12th level intellect such as my own.
Green Arrow: ...Guess not.
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Green Arrow: [To Brainiac 5 about Kara] Admit it, genius - you're in love with her.
Brainiac 5: Ludicrous, we just met. Moreover, as a Coluan, I'm ruled by intellect, not emotion.
Green Arrow: So in love with her.
Brainiac 5: Increased sweat gland production, shortness of breath, inability to concentrate - I thought it was guilt, but I am in love. How did you know?
Green Arrow: Just call me Cupid, junior. I never miss. [Kara comes in] I'm gonna raid this dump. See if I can upgrade my arrows with some future tech. I'll be gone for a long time, so you two are stuck with each other... alone... for a long time.
Brainiac 5: Ludicrous, we just met. Moreover, as a Coluan, I'm ruled by intellect, not emotion.
Green Arrow: So in love with her.
Brainiac 5: Increased sweat gland production, shortness of breath, inability to concentrate - I thought it was guilt, but I am in love. How did you know?
Green Arrow: Just call me Cupid, junior. I never miss. [Kara comes in] I'm gonna raid this dump. See if I can upgrade my arrows with some future tech. I'll be gone for a long time, so you two are stuck with each other... alone... for a long time.
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Supergirl: [About the Legion Flight ring] What's that?
Brainiac 5: The Legion Flight ring, all of us have one. [Hands the ring to Supergirl]
Supergirl: So does this mean we're going steady?
Brainiac 5: Uh...
Supergirl: Trust me, a thousand years ago, that joke was hilarious.
Brainiac 5: The Legion Flight ring, all of us have one. [Hands the ring to Supergirl]
Supergirl: So does this mean we're going steady?
Brainiac 5: Uh...
Supergirl: Trust me, a thousand years ago, that joke was hilarious.
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