Justice League Quotes
Green Lantern: You know how we feel about each other.
Shayera: John...
Green Lantern: And I know you feel the same way.
Shayera: It's not that simple. John, this can't go any further.
Green Lantern: Why not?
Shayera: Well... we work together.
Green Lantern: So? Gives us something in common.
Shayera: We can't be worrying about each other when we're fighting the bad guys.
Green Lantern: Too late for that. What else you got?
Shayera: Ugh... It's crazy, I mean, look at us. Just look at us.
Green Lantern: I see a man, and a woman.
[Green Lantern removes Shayera's helmet. They slowly get closer and kiss]
Shayera: John...
Green Lantern: And I know you feel the same way.
Shayera: It's not that simple. John, this can't go any further.
Green Lantern: Why not?
Shayera: Well... we work together.
Green Lantern: So? Gives us something in common.
Shayera: We can't be worrying about each other when we're fighting the bad guys.
Green Lantern: Too late for that. What else you got?
Shayera: Ugh... It's crazy, I mean, look at us. Just look at us.
Green Lantern: I see a man, and a woman.
[Green Lantern removes Shayera's helmet. They slowly get closer and kiss]
TV Show: Justice League
The Flash: Wow. Someone sure did a number on this place.
Ultra-Humanite: Actually, I hadn't even started... Do you believe the horrendous amount of public funding spent on this so-called art? It's garbage! An affront to any decent human aesthetic!
The Flash: Oh-kay, I'll just take you back to prison, where you won't have to look at the ugly old sculptures anymore.
Ultra-Humanite: Actually, I hadn't even started... Do you believe the horrendous amount of public funding spent on this so-called art? It's garbage! An affront to any decent human aesthetic!
The Flash: Oh-kay, I'll just take you back to prison, where you won't have to look at the ugly old sculptures anymore.
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Ultra-Humanite: You'll be happy to know, Flash, that your words - jejeune though they were - did not fall on deaf ears. I appreciate the sentiment behind them, and therefore call a truce in honor of the season.
The Flash: Seriously?
Ultra-Humanite: You'll have the toy to give to your young friends. I'm improving it, too.
The Flash: [suspicious] It's not gonna blow up or anything?
Ultra-Humanite: [incredulous] Flash. It is Christmas.
The Flash: Okay, but why did you hit me?
Ultra-Humanite: You hit me first. Hand me that screwdriver, will you?
The Flash: Seriously?
Ultra-Humanite: You'll have the toy to give to your young friends. I'm improving it, too.
The Flash: [suspicious] It's not gonna blow up or anything?
Ultra-Humanite: [incredulous] Flash. It is Christmas.
The Flash: Okay, but why did you hit me?
Ultra-Humanite: You hit me first. Hand me that screwdriver, will you?
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The Flash: Hey, kids, Santa Flash is back! [the children cheer] Along with my special helper, Freaky The Snowman! [the children grow silent]
Ultra-Humanite: Just give them the toy and take me to jail.
The Flash: Are you sure it won't, y'know...? [makes exploding noise]
Ultra-Humanite: Oh, for Heaven's sake!
DJ Rubba' Ducky: [in Ultra-Humanite's voice] Hello, children. Come close and I'll tell you a story.
Child 1: Is that DJ Rubba' Ducky?
Child 2: He sounds weird.
DJ Rubba' Ducky: [in Ultra-Humanite's voice] Little Clara had just received a beautiful toy nutcracker from her godfather, the mysterious Herr Drosselmeyer.
Ultra-Humanite: Well? An improvement, wouldn't you say?
The Flash: I kinda liked it when he made the poopy noise...
[In spite of this, the children keep hearing the toy telling the story of The Nutcracker until they start sleeping.]
The Flash: ...but this is good, too.
Ultra-Humanite: Just give them the toy and take me to jail.
The Flash: Are you sure it won't, y'know...? [makes exploding noise]
Ultra-Humanite: Oh, for Heaven's sake!
DJ Rubba' Ducky: [in Ultra-Humanite's voice] Hello, children. Come close and I'll tell you a story.
Child 1: Is that DJ Rubba' Ducky?
Child 2: He sounds weird.
DJ Rubba' Ducky: [in Ultra-Humanite's voice] Little Clara had just received a beautiful toy nutcracker from her godfather, the mysterious Herr Drosselmeyer.
Ultra-Humanite: Well? An improvement, wouldn't you say?
The Flash: I kinda liked it when he made the poopy noise...
[In spite of this, the children keep hearing the toy telling the story of The Nutcracker until they start sleeping.]
The Flash: ...but this is good, too.
TV Show: Justice League
[The League is on the run from the Thanagarians, hiding in a department store]
Martian Manhunter: They'll have the whole city covered by now.
Flash: Who knows? Maybe they'll get tired and go home.
[Everyone looks at him]
Flash: ...Yeah, I know. But a little optimism at a time like this couldn't hurt.
Martian Manhunter: They'll have the whole city covered by now.
Flash: Who knows? Maybe they'll get tired and go home.
[Everyone looks at him]
Flash: ...Yeah, I know. But a little optimism at a time like this couldn't hurt.
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[To avoid the Thanagarians, the League must remove their costumes and disguise themselves.]
Flash: Hold on a second here. What about the whole secret identity thing? I mean, I trust you guys, but I'm not sure I'm ready to...
Batman: [points at Flash] Wally West, [points at Superman] Clark Kent,... [removes own mask] ...Bruce Wayne.
Flash: [stares, wide-eyed] ...Showoff. [shrugs and removes his cowl]
Wonder Woman: [ruffles his hair] Red hair. It suits you.
Flash: You think? [gets hit in the head by a shirt]
Batman: [stalks past, looking disgruntled] Change. Now.
Flash: Hold on a second here. What about the whole secret identity thing? I mean, I trust you guys, but I'm not sure I'm ready to...
Batman: [points at Flash] Wally West, [points at Superman] Clark Kent,... [removes own mask] ...Bruce Wayne.
Flash: [stares, wide-eyed] ...Showoff. [shrugs and removes his cowl]
Wonder Woman: [ruffles his hair] Red hair. It suits you.
Flash: You think? [gets hit in the head by a shirt]
Batman: [stalks past, looking disgruntled] Change. Now.
TV Show: Justice League
[in order to hide from pursuing Thanagarians, Diana and Bruce take refuge in a diner and, when the Thanagarians enter, Diana pulls Bruce into a kiss. They separate after the soldiers leave]
Diana: Sorry.
Bruce: [with a grin] Don't be.
Diana: Sorry.
Bruce: [with a grin] Don't be.
TV Show: Justice League
[Flash and Green Lantern arrive at Wayne Manor; Alfred answers the door]
Flash: Uh, hi. We're looking for Bruce Wayne? We're friends.
Alfred: Of course, Master Bruce is expecting you. This way, please.
Flash: So, Jeeves, do you come with the place, or does "Master Bruce" just rent you out for parties?
Alfred: I've been in service here since the master was in diapers.
Flash: [turns to Green Lantern] Now, there's a picture.
Flash: Uh, hi. We're looking for Bruce Wayne? We're friends.
Alfred: Of course, Master Bruce is expecting you. This way, please.
Flash: So, Jeeves, do you come with the place, or does "Master Bruce" just rent you out for parties?
Alfred: I've been in service here since the master was in diapers.
Flash: [turns to Green Lantern] Now, there's a picture.
TV Show: Justice League
Alfred: Your guests have arrived, sir.
Batman: You're late.
Green Lantern: Nice to see you too.
Flash: [seeing Batman's trophy T-rex] Hey! That's a giant dinosaur!
Alfred: And I thought Batman was the detective.
Batman: You're late.
Green Lantern: Nice to see you too.
Flash: [seeing Batman's trophy T-rex] Hey! That's a giant dinosaur!
Alfred: And I thought Batman was the detective.
TV Show: Justice League
[Examining data on Thanagarian plans]
Batman: Ingenious.
Superman: Yeah, I'm impressed. Let's go wreck it.
Batman: Ingenious.
Superman: Yeah, I'm impressed. Let's go wreck it.
TV Show: Justice League
[Batman throws batarangs at oncoming Thanagarians. At first nothing happens.]
Thanagarian soldier: Your weapons are pitiful!
Batman: Wait for it...
[Swarm of bats attack the Thanagarians]
Thanagarian soldier: Your weapons are pitiful!
Batman: Wait for it...
[Swarm of bats attack the Thanagarians]
TV Show: Justice League
Batman: Well?
Martian Manhunter: I have no idea how to fly this vehicle.
Flash: What's this do? [pushes random button that causes the ship to fire at Wayne Manor, narrowly missing Alfred]
Batman: [through clenched teeth] That's-not-helping.
Martian Manhunter: I have no idea how to fly this vehicle.
Flash: What's this do? [pushes random button that causes the ship to fire at Wayne Manor, narrowly missing Alfred]
Batman: [through clenched teeth] That's-not-helping.
TV Show: Justice League
Alfred: (finding a bound Thanagarian) I've asked Master Bruce to refrain from leaving trash on the lawn.
TV Show: Justice League
[Batman helps J'onn and the Flash load the unconscious Thanagarians into an escape pod, then closes the door and launches the pod, leaving himself behind.]
Martian Manhunter: What are you doing?
Batman: I can't risk having the Watchtower burn up on re-entry. I'll have to guide it in, manually. Gentlemen... it's been an honor.
[Flash slumps on the floor of the pod as it disengages and maneuvers away from the Watchtower.]
Martian Manhunter: What are you doing?
Batman: I can't risk having the Watchtower burn up on re-entry. I'll have to guide it in, manually. Gentlemen... it's been an honor.
[Flash slumps on the floor of the pod as it disengages and maneuvers away from the Watchtower.]
TV Show: Justice League
[Batman loses consciousness just before Superman arrives. Superman rips up the seat he's buckled into, and flies him away from the Watchtower before impact.]
Superman: [As they pick themselves up from the rubble] Always have to be the hero, don't you?
Batman: Right back at ya.
Superman: [As they pick themselves up from the rubble] Always have to be the hero, don't you?
Batman: Right back at ya.
TV Show: Justice League
Alfred: (to Shayera) If I may be so bold? I'm neither a superhero, nor a soldier, so I'm hardly qualified to judge your actions by those standards. But I do know this: without the great sacrifices you've made, we wouldn't be here to share this nice pot of tea.
TV Show: Justice League
Green Lantern: Where are you gonna go?
Shayera: I don't know. Someplace where the fate of the world wasn't in my hands. Someplace where there's no more secrets, no more lies.
Green Lantern: Was it all a lie?
Shayera: I love you, John. I never lied about that. [flies away]
Green Lantern: [tears falling off his face] I love you, too.
Shayera: I don't know. Someplace where the fate of the world wasn't in my hands. Someplace where there's no more secrets, no more lies.
Green Lantern: Was it all a lie?
Shayera: I love you, John. I never lied about that. [flies away]
Green Lantern: [tears falling off his face] I love you, too.
TV Show: Justice League
Green Arrow: C'mon, I don't belong up here, fighting monsters and aliens and supervillians. I just help the little guy. And a big club like this, you tend to forget all about him. So gee whiz, I'm flattered to be asked and all. But no thanks.
Batman: Suit yourself... [starts to walk away, then turns back] Those monsters you don't fight? They tend to step on little guys.
Batman: Suit yourself... [starts to walk away, then turns back] Those monsters you don't fight? They tend to step on little guys.
TV Show: Justice League
Green Arrow: Is that a Containment suit?
Captain Atom: Uh-huh. I'm not flesh and blood anymore, just living energy.
Green Arrow: That wouldn't be nuclear energy, would it?
Captain Atom: With a name like Captain Atom, what do you think?
Green Arrow: I think you're what I marched against back in college.
Captain Atom: Uh-huh. I'm not flesh and blood anymore, just living energy.
Green Arrow: That wouldn't be nuclear energy, would it?
Captain Atom: With a name like Captain Atom, what do you think?
Green Arrow: I think you're what I marched against back in college.
TV Show: Justice League
Supergirl: Why don't you take the stick out, Corporal?
Captain Atom: Captain.
Captain Atom: Captain.
TV Show: Justice League
Supergirl: He asked you a question!
General Kwan: Don't answer him! That's classified inform-
Supergirl: [picks him up] I've just about had it with you guys! You've got 'til the count of five. One... Four...[her eyes start to glow]
Captain Atom: I'd speak up if I were you.
General Kwan: Don't answer him! That's classified inform-
Supergirl: [picks him up] I've just about had it with you guys! You've got 'til the count of five. One... Four...[her eyes start to glow]
Captain Atom: I'd speak up if I were you.
TV Show: Justice League
Green Arrow: So what's the plan?
Captain Atom: I shove these carbon rods in the robots reactor, that should stop it.
Green Arrow: I gotta say that's not much of a plan, if you get that close the heat will fry you
Captain Atom: I know
Green Arrow: But..
Captain Atom: If this doesn't work, contact the League, they'll know what to do next.
Green Arrow: Captain.
[Green Arrow shakes hands with Captain Atom]
Captain Atom: I shove these carbon rods in the robots reactor, that should stop it.
Green Arrow: I gotta say that's not much of a plan, if you get that close the heat will fry you
Captain Atom: I know
Green Arrow: But..
Captain Atom: If this doesn't work, contact the League, they'll know what to do next.
Green Arrow: Captain.
[Green Arrow shakes hands with Captain Atom]
TV Show: Justice League
Supergirl: So, aren't you gonna give me the "you did good" speech?
Green Lantern: You're headstrong, unprofessional and reckless. If you ever jeopardize yourself or your teammates again by running off half-cocked without a battle plan, I will personally see to it that you are kicked out of the League, I don't care who your cousin is. [He turns and begins to leave] And incidentally, you did good.
Green Lantern: You're headstrong, unprofessional and reckless. If you ever jeopardize yourself or your teammates again by running off half-cocked without a battle plan, I will personally see to it that you are kicked out of the League, I don't care who your cousin is. [He turns and begins to leave] And incidentally, you did good.
TV Show: Justice League
[Showers/locker room area]
Batman: Well, if it isn't the monster-killer.
Green Arrow: I was lucky. So was everybody else. Still don't think I belong up here.
Batman: That's the point. Someone like you will keep us honest.
Green Arrow: Gee, Bats, I don't know. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a good radiation burn as much as the next guy, but I don't think...
[Loses his train of thought as he sees Black Canary across the room, pulling up her boots.]
Batman: So...see you soon?
Green Arrow: You just might.
Batman: Well, if it isn't the monster-killer.
Green Arrow: I was lucky. So was everybody else. Still don't think I belong up here.
Batman: That's the point. Someone like you will keep us honest.
Green Arrow: Gee, Bats, I don't know. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a good radiation burn as much as the next guy, but I don't think...
[Loses his train of thought as he sees Black Canary across the room, pulling up her boots.]
Batman: So...see you soon?
Green Arrow: You just might.
TV Show: Justice League
[Getting Superman a gift.]
Batman: What'd you get him?
Wonder Woman: I'm not saying anything [whispering] He'll hear, and spoil the surprise.
Batman: He can hear that, too.
Wonder Woman: How about you?
Batman: He's not the easiest person in the world to buy birthday presents for. [holds up an envelope]
Wonder Woman: Bruce... you didn't get him a gift certificate?
Batman: [offended] No! ...cash.
Batman: What'd you get him?
Wonder Woman: I'm not saying anything [whispering] He'll hear, and spoil the surprise.
Batman: He can hear that, too.
Wonder Woman: How about you?
Batman: He's not the easiest person in the world to buy birthday presents for. [holds up an envelope]
Wonder Woman: Bruce... you didn't get him a gift certificate?
Batman: [offended] No! ...cash.
TV Show: Justice League
Batman: Mongul!
Mongul: You recognize me! I'm flattered. I suppose Superman told you all about our previous encounter.
Batman: You mean how he humiliated you?
Mongul: A... jaundiced account.
Mongul: You recognize me! I'm flattered. I suppose Superman told you all about our previous encounter.
Batman: You mean how he humiliated you?
Mongul: A... jaundiced account.
TV Show: Justice League
Mongul: The Black Mercy is a telepathic species. It reads the heart's desire and feeds the individual a totally convincing simulation of it.
Batman: So he's dreaming.
Mongul: Oh, far deeper than any dream. I wonder where he thinks he is. Sitting on a throne, ruling the universe. All you human garbage fawning at his feet. More honest, don't you think? Than this pretense of being a selfless hero.
Batman: So he's dreaming.
Mongul: Oh, far deeper than any dream. I wonder where he thinks he is. Sitting on a throne, ruling the universe. All you human garbage fawning at his feet. More honest, don't you think? Than this pretense of being a selfless hero.
TV Show: Justice League
Mongul: You don't understand. He was the only obstacle in my way. The rest of you... are already dead.
TV Show: Justice League
[On Krypton; Kal-El is with his son Van-El on the roof of his father's lab, as Van looks through a telescope]
Van-El: Dad!
[The ground shakes]
Van-El: Dad? You've gotta look at thi-
[Sees Kal-El's troubled expression]
Van-El: What's...what's the matter? Why are you -
Kal-El: Van, when you were born, it was the happiest day of my life. When I first saw your beautiful little face, your tiny fingers squeezed my hand so tight, like you never wanted to let go. I've watched every step, every struggle...I-I've... but, Van...[eyes begin to water] oh, Rao help me... but I don't think you're real. I don't think any of this is-is real..
Van-El: Don't say that, Daddy...please, you're scaring me... [hugs his father]
Kal-El: No, no, I don't want to scare you, Van. You are everything I ever wanted in a son. This...this is everything I ever wanted in a life. But I've got responsibilities, Van, and I...have to...go now...
[Hugs his son as Krypton begins to tear itself apart, and kisses him on the forehead]
Van-El: [Tearful] Daddy...
Kal-El: I promise you... I'll never forget.
[Krypton explodes]
Van-El: Dad!
[The ground shakes]
Van-El: Dad? You've gotta look at thi-
[Sees Kal-El's troubled expression]
Van-El: What's...what's the matter? Why are you -
Kal-El: Van, when you were born, it was the happiest day of my life. When I first saw your beautiful little face, your tiny fingers squeezed my hand so tight, like you never wanted to let go. I've watched every step, every struggle...I-I've... but, Van...[eyes begin to water] oh, Rao help me... but I don't think you're real. I don't think any of this is-is real..
Van-El: Don't say that, Daddy...please, you're scaring me... [hugs his father]
Kal-El: No, no, I don't want to scare you, Van. You are everything I ever wanted in a son. This...this is everything I ever wanted in a life. But I've got responsibilities, Van, and I...have to...go now...
[Hugs his son as Krypton begins to tear itself apart, and kisses him on the forehead]
Van-El: [Tearful] Daddy...
Kal-El: I promise you... I'll never forget.
[Krypton explodes]
TV Show: Justice League
Superman: Do you have any idea what you did to me?!
Mongul: I fashioned a prison that you couldn't leave without sacrificing your heart's desire. It must have been like tearing off your own arm.
Mongul: I fashioned a prison that you couldn't leave without sacrificing your heart's desire. It must have been like tearing off your own arm.
TV Show: Justice League