Kappa Mikey Quote
[Mitsuki watches as Lily and Mikey are loudly arguing with each other outside of Ozu's apartment. Ozu comes out.]
Ozu: [annoyed] What are you doing in front of my door?
Yes Man: Ozu needs Ozu Time!
Lily: [pointing at Mikey] Ozu, Mikey is like the messiest, most inconsiderate human being ever!
Yes Man: He is a star that shines too bright!
Mikey: *She's* the inconsiderate one. She's always nagging me like, "Mi-key, don't eat meals in the shower."
[Lily starts getting mad]
Mikey: "Mikey, don't feed the plants people food."
Lily: HE'S THE WORST ROOMMATE!!
Mikey: She's the worst roommate!
Mitsuki: I just keep that diary as a joke!
[Everybody stares at Mitsuki and crickets chirp; Mitsuki floats away into the elevator]
Ozu: I understand. Very well. Mikey, you can no longer live with Lily and Mitsuki.
[Lily laughs evilly to herself while Mitsuki starts to cry]
Ozu: Lily and Mitsuki will have to move out!
Mikey: Yes!
[Lily starts growling]
Mikey: I mean... ohh?
Mitsuki: Wait! What about us?
Ozu: You will live somewhere else!
[Gong bongs]
Ozu: Somewhere worse!
Lily: You've GOT to be joking! There aren't even any other rooms in the building!
Ozu: Oh, we'll figure something out.
[Dramatic music plays]
Ozu: [annoyed] What are you doing in front of my door?
Yes Man: Ozu needs Ozu Time!
Lily: [pointing at Mikey] Ozu, Mikey is like the messiest, most inconsiderate human being ever!
Yes Man: He is a star that shines too bright!
Mikey: *She's* the inconsiderate one. She's always nagging me like, "Mi-key, don't eat meals in the shower."
[Lily starts getting mad]
Mikey: "Mikey, don't feed the plants people food."
Lily: HE'S THE WORST ROOMMATE!!
Mikey: She's the worst roommate!
Mitsuki: I just keep that diary as a joke!
[Everybody stares at Mitsuki and crickets chirp; Mitsuki floats away into the elevator]
Ozu: I understand. Very well. Mikey, you can no longer live with Lily and Mitsuki.
[Lily laughs evilly to herself while Mitsuki starts to cry]
Ozu: Lily and Mitsuki will have to move out!
Mikey: Yes!
[Lily starts growling]
Mikey: I mean... ohh?
Mitsuki: Wait! What about us?
Ozu: You will live somewhere else!
[Gong bongs]
Ozu: Somewhere worse!
Lily: You've GOT to be joking! There aren't even any other rooms in the building!
Ozu: Oh, we'll figure something out.
[Dramatic music plays]
TV Show: Kappa Mikey
