Kappa Mikey Quotes
(Mikey leaves a note on the back of Mitsuki's photo album, apologizing for all he's done
Mikey's voice: Dear Mitsuki, I'm sorry I lost your pictures...
(Mitsuki has a sorrowful look on her face)
Mikey's voice: ...and I'm sorry I lied to you...
(Mitsuki has a mean look on her face)
Mikey's voice: ...and I'm sorry I broke your microwave...
(Mitsuki has a look of disbelief on her face)
Mikey's voice: ...I put tinfoil in it because I thought it would make it shoot lightening at people...
(Mitsuki has an annoyed look on her face)
Mikey's voice: ...I probably didn't need to tell you that last thing. Oh well, too late now.
Mikey's voice: Dear Mitsuki, I'm sorry I lost your pictures...
(Mitsuki has a sorrowful look on her face)
Mikey's voice: ...and I'm sorry I lied to you...
(Mitsuki has a mean look on her face)
Mikey's voice: ...and I'm sorry I broke your microwave...
(Mitsuki has a look of disbelief on her face)
Mikey's voice: ...I put tinfoil in it because I thought it would make it shoot lightening at people...
(Mitsuki has an annoyed look on her face)
Mikey's voice: ...I probably didn't need to tell you that last thing. Oh well, too late now.
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Gonard: (shoes on his hands) Check out my laced gloves! Hey, where'd my shoes go?
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Ozu: This is for you.
(Mikey opens the box and sees a pack of Kappa Mikey trading cards)
Mikey: Cards?...Mikey Simon cards!
Ozu: Let's just keep this between you and me.
(Mikey opens the box and sees a pack of Kappa Mikey trading cards)
Mikey: Cards?...Mikey Simon cards!
Ozu: Let's just keep this between you and me.
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Mikey: I thought we weren't using cards
Guano: These are not cards. They're....ACTION TIME FUN SQUARES!
Guano: These are not cards. They're....ACTION TIME FUN SQUARES!
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Guano: I'm not a doll!
Mr. Tatami: That's what all our dolls are programmed to say.
Guano toys: I'm not a doll! I'm not a doll! I'm not a doll! (repeatedly)
Mr. Tatami: That's what all our dolls are programmed to say.
Guano toys: I'm not a doll! I'm not a doll! I'm not a doll! (repeatedly)
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Mikey: Anyway, After the game I picked up Gonard. We ran into a little trouble on the way to Ozu's but it was nothing we couldn't handle.
Mikey: (In flash back) Those Aliens have been tailing us since Montoya Blvd.
Gonard: (In flash back) I'm on it! {Fires lazer)
Mikey: (In flash back) Wooooo ha ha ha!
Mikey: (In flash back) Those Aliens have been tailing us since Montoya Blvd.
Gonard: (In flash back) I'm on it! {Fires lazer)
Mikey: (In flash back) Wooooo ha ha ha!
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Ozu: What should we do with the cat?
Lily: Fire him!
Mitsuki: Deport him!
Cat Burgler: May I suggest a stir fry?
Lily: Fire him!
Mitsuki: Deport him!
Cat Burgler: May I suggest a stir fry?
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Cat Burglar: You know the expression, 'There's only one way to skin a cat'? Actually, there's only one way, with this. (Pulls out a bizarre looking machine with a hook, knife, sickel, and another blade all spinning simultaneously)
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Guano: Can I say something? I think Lily's a big fake! With her fake being nice for the camera, and her fake pancakes, and her fake eyebrows!
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Gonard: Sorry I'm late; I had to get beat up by some nerds. Ready?
Lily: Yeah. Remember, you're good cop, I'm bad cop.
Gonard: Got it. So, Guano, how would you like a punch in the gut?
Lily: [Through teeth] Gonard! Good cop!
Gonard: I mean, how would you like a kiss...in the gut?
[Guano looks confused.]
Lily: [Shouting] You're gonna do our subliminal messages or else!
Guano: [Angry] Or else what?
Gonard: [Holding a small harp] Or else I'm gonna sing you the sweetest love song you ever heard! [Singing]Guano! Sweet Guano!
[Guano looks horrified.]
Gonard: Fuzzy little guy I love so much,Jewel in the chest,
So fun to touch!
Guano, sweet Guano...
Guano: Uh...
Gonard: Guano, sweet Guano! Corazón bo bo bo...
Lily: Yeah. Remember, you're good cop, I'm bad cop.
Gonard: Got it. So, Guano, how would you like a punch in the gut?
Lily: [Through teeth] Gonard! Good cop!
Gonard: I mean, how would you like a kiss...in the gut?
[Guano looks confused.]
Lily: [Shouting] You're gonna do our subliminal messages or else!
Guano: [Angry] Or else what?
Gonard: [Holding a small harp] Or else I'm gonna sing you the sweetest love song you ever heard! [Singing]Guano! Sweet Guano!
[Guano looks horrified.]
Gonard: Fuzzy little guy I love so much,Jewel in the chest,
So fun to touch!
Guano, sweet Guano...
Guano: Uh...
Gonard: Guano, sweet Guano! Corazón bo bo bo...
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