Keeping Up Appearances Quote
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Hyacinth: [sits up in bed] If the Thorncliffs can have a little place in the country, why can't we? Mmh? [slaps Richard]
Richard: Bleuh. [Richard wakes up]
Hyacinth: I'm a country lover. You're a country lover.
Richard: Not at this time in the morning.
Hyacinth: I've always been a country lover.
Richard: Since when? Grass doesn't behave like fitted carpet.
Hyacinth: You know I love the country. We go on picnics.
Richard: Yeah. With everything but the Royal Doulton and the silver teapot. We take tables, chairs, rugs.
Hyacinth: I don't like the creepy-crawlies, though. But we'll find somewhere creepy-crawly free. Oh, Richard, how exciting, our own little place in the country.
Richard: Well, if you want a financial opinion, it'll have to be very little.
Hyacinth: [sits up in bed] If the Thorncliffs can have a little place in the country, why can't we? Mmh? [slaps Richard]
Richard: Bleuh. [Richard wakes up]
Hyacinth: I'm a country lover. You're a country lover.
Richard: Not at this time in the morning.
Hyacinth: I've always been a country lover.
Richard: Since when? Grass doesn't behave like fitted carpet.
Hyacinth: You know I love the country. We go on picnics.
Richard: Yeah. With everything but the Royal Doulton and the silver teapot. We take tables, chairs, rugs.
Hyacinth: I don't like the creepy-crawlies, though. But we'll find somewhere creepy-crawly free. Oh, Richard, how exciting, our own little place in the country.
Richard: Well, if you want a financial opinion, it'll have to be very little.
TV Show: Keeping Up Appearances
