Kenan and Kel Quotes
Kenan: Have I ever given you one reason not to trust me?
Kel Kimble: No.
Kenan: All right ...
Kel Kimble: You've given me a thousand reasons!
Kenan: Name one.
Kel Kimble: You talked me into wearing pantyhose, you talked me into tickling that policeman, you talked me into getting bat mitzvahed ...
Kenan: Hey, it's bar mitzvahed!
Kel Kimble: You talked me into drinking fish grease ...
Kenan: Ugggghhhh!
Kel Kimble: You talked me into selling my kidney, you talked me into gluing myself to the train. Remember that?
Kenan: Oh yeah, you ran pretty fast.
Kel Kimble: I had to!
Kel Kimble: No.
Kenan: All right ...
Kel Kimble: You've given me a thousand reasons!
Kenan: Name one.
Kel Kimble: You talked me into wearing pantyhose, you talked me into tickling that policeman, you talked me into getting bat mitzvahed ...
Kenan: Hey, it's bar mitzvahed!
Kel Kimble: You talked me into drinking fish grease ...
Kenan: Ugggghhhh!
Kel Kimble: You talked me into selling my kidney, you talked me into gluing myself to the train. Remember that?
Kenan: Oh yeah, you ran pretty fast.
Kel Kimble: I had to!
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Kenan: Kel, grab a brain, a heart, and some courage, and meet me at the Emerald City! Now come on, Ozzy!
Kel Kimble: Kenan, I alread have a heart, and courage! Aww... here it goes!
Kel Kimble: Kenan, I alread have a heart, and courage! Aww... here it goes!
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Roger Rockmore: [after Kenan's scheme for his fake parents to meet his principal backfires] Who are all of you?
William Buckman III: Er, Uh... We're The Rockmores!
Sheryl Rockmore: *We're* The Rockmores.
Principal Dimly: I'm confused.
Kel Kimble: I'm outta here! [tries to run but is grabbed by Roger]
Kenan Rockmore: [starts to cry] I'm in trouble [hides behind door]
William Buckman III: Er, Uh... We're The Rockmores!
Sheryl Rockmore: *We're* The Rockmores.
Principal Dimly: I'm confused.
Kel Kimble: I'm outta here! [tries to run but is grabbed by Roger]
Kenan Rockmore: [starts to cry] I'm in trouble [hides behind door]
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[Kenan and Kel are being chased by bikers in the middle of a biker bar]
Kenan: [to distract the bikers] Hey look, it's the Great Wall Of China! [All of the bikers stop, including Kel, and they all stare into the direction of where Kenan pointed, as if the Great Wall Of China were really there]
Kenan: [Approaches Kel] C'mon, let's go!
Kel Kimble: Shh, I'm looking at the Great Wall Of China.
Kenan: There is no Great Wall Of China! [the bikers continue the chase around the bar]
Kenan: [to distract the bikers] Hey look, it's the Great Wall Of China! [All of the bikers stop, including Kel, and they all stare into the direction of where Kenan pointed, as if the Great Wall Of China were really there]
Kenan: [Approaches Kel] C'mon, let's go!
Kel Kimble: Shh, I'm looking at the Great Wall Of China.
Kenan: There is no Great Wall Of China! [the bikers continue the chase around the bar]
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