Kenny Starfighter Quotes
German teacher: [to a miniature model of Earth] You're screwed now, kleine kartoffel!
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Kenny Starfighter: [meeting a washing machine for the first time] Who are you? Identify! [slaps the washing machine with a flyswatter]
Kenny Starfighter: [washing machine starts making noises]
Kenny Starfighter: Hey, don't cry! Sorry! Hey, boli boli, my name is Kenny Starfighter. Hey, do you know where I am? [washing machine makes more noises]
Kenny Starfighter: Hee hee hee hee hee, I didn't see that. This helmet and everything, you know. So how long have you been here? [washing machine makes more noises]
Kenny Starfighter: Wow, I have no plans of staying that long. Bye then. Sorry!... Hey, do you know how I get out of here? [washing machine makes more noises]
Kenny Starfighter: Flip a coin? No way. NO WAY! Then I'd rather use the teleporter, then I know where I'll end up.
Kenny Starfighter: [washing machine starts making noises]
Kenny Starfighter: Hey, don't cry! Sorry! Hey, boli boli, my name is Kenny Starfighter. Hey, do you know where I am? [washing machine makes more noises]
Kenny Starfighter: Hee hee hee hee hee, I didn't see that. This helmet and everything, you know. So how long have you been here? [washing machine makes more noises]
Kenny Starfighter: Wow, I have no plans of staying that long. Bye then. Sorry!... Hey, do you know how I get out of here? [washing machine makes more noises]
Kenny Starfighter: Flip a coin? No way. NO WAY! Then I'd rather use the teleporter, then I know where I'll end up.
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Kenny Starfighter: [online with Col. Heinz, who is on Sun Planet] OK, that's cool, I'll find that Zingo factory. Now where did you say those secret maps were again, on a box?
Col. Heinz: [angrily] No, *in* a box! [Kenny logs off]
Kenny Starfighter: *On*, *on*, *on* a box.
Col. Heinz: [angrily] No, *in* a box! [Kenny logs off]
Kenny Starfighter: *On*, *on*, *on* a box.
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Tyrone: [about Slem-Sven] I knew it, I *knew* he was going to make one of those hats!
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[Marcus' mom gives him a turban she bought at Tax-Free]
Tyrone: [laughing] Hey, look at Gandhi!
Tyrone: [laughing] Hey, look at Gandhi!
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