Kicking and Screaming Quotes
Phil Weston: This is Gian Piero and Massimo. They're apprentice butchers.
Mark Avery: Could the blacksmiths and candlestick makers not make it?
Mike Ditka: Shut up!
Mark Avery: Could the blacksmiths and candlestick makers not make it?
Mike Ditka: Shut up!
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Buck Weston: We've got balls!
Phil Weston: And vitamins!
Buck Weston: But mostly balls!
Phil Weston: [with all the kids from the Tigers and Gladiators teams] [shout]
Phil Weston: And vitamins!
Phil Weston: And vitamins!
Buck Weston: But mostly balls!
Phil Weston: [with all the kids from the Tigers and Gladiators teams] [shout]
Phil Weston: And vitamins!
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Jim Davidson 'The Captain': [after the Tigers have arrived to the soccer field from the butcher shop and are covered in blood] You know, actually one of my kids forgot his socks so we forfeit; yeah, we forfeit!
Jim Davidson 'The Captain': [turns and starts sprinting to their cars] Run to the car kids! don't look back! Run!
Jim Davidson 'The Captain': [turns and starts sprinting to their cars] Run to the car kids! don't look back! Run!
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Max: What I used to able to pass off as a bad summer could now potentially turn into a bad life.
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Max: I don't need to go to a campus bar to be reminded of my lack of success with a bunch of thrill seeking snotty college kids.
Skippy: That's us we're like celebrities to them
Max: No, we were celebrities. Now going back would be like doing Hollywood Squares I'm too nostalgic I'll admit it
Skippy: That's us we're like celebrities to them
Max: No, we were celebrities. Now going back would be like doing Hollywood Squares I'm too nostalgic I'll admit it
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Sam Weston: Dad, you're getting a little creepy.
Phil Weston: I know, let's all bay at the moon.
Sam Weston: What?
Phil Weston: You know, howl at the moon... like this. Owwwwooooo... owooo... ow, ow, ow, ow, owwwoooo!
Neighbor: Shut up out there!
Phil Weston: You shut up in THERE! [continues howling, and all the kids join in; momentarily, a pack of snarling dogs charge into the yard]
Phil Weston: I know, let's all bay at the moon.
Sam Weston: What?
Phil Weston: You know, howl at the moon... like this. Owwwwooooo... owooo... ow, ow, ow, ow, owwwoooo!
Neighbor: Shut up out there!
Phil Weston: You shut up in THERE! [continues howling, and all the kids join in; momentarily, a pack of snarling dogs charge into the yard]
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[Otis comes out of the bathroom pulling up his zipper]
Max: That is a bad habit. You really need to finish that in the bathroom.
Max: That is a bad habit. You really need to finish that in the bathroom.
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[With Otis at the airport]
Max: (To Grover) This is useless. We just have to walk away like mothers in nursery school.
Max: (To Grover) This is useless. We just have to walk away like mothers in nursery school.
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[With Otis at the airport]
Max: (To Grover) This is useless. We just have to walk away like mothers in nursery school.
Max: (To Grover) This is useless. We just have to walk away like mothers in nursery school.
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