Kim Possible Quotes
Tim: [as Mrs. Possible goes to pick up the cheerleader outfit] I wouldn't do that.
Jim: [holds up a pair of tongs] Not without these!
Jim: [holds up a pair of tongs] Not without these!
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Jim & Tim: Which way to homeroom?
Kim: Homeroom? What do you mean, homeroom?
Tim: That room you go to before you go to your other classes?
Jim: You'd think a senior would know the basics?
[Tim nods in agreement]
Ron: Try middle school... about four miles... [Points to his left]That way.
Jim: We're not in middle school anymore.
Tim: We've been skipped ahead!
Jim: We're freshmen!
Tim: We're here!
[outside, the whole school shakes as Kim...]
Kim: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kim: Homeroom? What do you mean, homeroom?
Tim: That room you go to before you go to your other classes?
Jim: You'd think a senior would know the basics?
[Tim nods in agreement]
Ron: Try middle school... about four miles... [Points to his left]That way.
Jim: We're not in middle school anymore.
Tim: We've been skipped ahead!
Jim: We're freshmen!
Tim: We're here!
[outside, the whole school shakes as Kim...]
Kim: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Kim: There is no way you two are freshmen! [breaks conversation to wave at someone] Hey Amanda, see you in science. [returns] It must be a mistake... and I'm going to get to the bottom of it!
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Tim: Miss Guide is our S.K.I.P. Counselor!
Kim: And S.K.I.P. is...?
Miss Guide: "Superior Knowledge & Intelligence Placement." A pilot program. Your brothers tested at high school level, so they're being enrolled as freshmen. I will be observing the transition!
Kim: So this is really happening?
Miss Guide: [with an exaggerated smile] Exciting, isn't it?
Kim: [through an exaggerated happy face] Oh, I can't begin to describe my feelings!
Kim: And S.K.I.P. is...?
Miss Guide: "Superior Knowledge & Intelligence Placement." A pilot program. Your brothers tested at high school level, so they're being enrolled as freshmen. I will be observing the transition!
Kim: So this is really happening?
Miss Guide: [with an exaggerated smile] Exciting, isn't it?
Kim: [through an exaggerated happy face] Oh, I can't begin to describe my feelings!
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Ron: I get showed up on every mission we go on, you don't hear me whining!
[Kim and Monique give him a sideways glance]
Ron: I could whine more... A lot more!
[Kim and Monique give him a sideways glance]
Ron: I could whine more... A lot more!
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Barkin: Listen up, cafeterians. In compliance with district guidelines, we have been ordered to divulge to you the contents of mystery meat.
[film reel begins playing]
Film announcer: Mystery Meat: from the slaughterhouse to your house...
[scene cuts to all the students running out of the school screaming]
Ron: I knew there were snouts!
[film reel begins playing]
Film announcer: Mystery Meat: from the slaughterhouse to your house...
[scene cuts to all the students running out of the school screaming]
Ron: I knew there were snouts!
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Camille: There are plenty of suspects: One, Star Lette: her last three movies tanked. Two, The Holston Twins: they fell to number 3 on the "World's Richest Kids" list. Three, M.C. Honey: things must be bad, I hear she flew commercial.
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Jim: Thanks for the ride, Mr. Sinclair.
Sinclair: It's the least I could do after you tutored my Kenny with calculus.
Tim: Derivates of inverse functions, so not the drama.
Kim: Huh?! Can you not?
Tim: You can use "hicka bicka boo"!
Kim: Why would I?
Jim: So you could be cool.
Kim: I am cool!
Sinclair: It's the least I could do after you tutored my Kenny with calculus.
Tim: Derivates of inverse functions, so not the drama.
Kim: Huh?! Can you not?
Tim: You can use "hicka bicka boo"!
Kim: Why would I?
Jim: So you could be cool.
Kim: I am cool!
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Kim: [about Jim & Tim] They're old enough to be in high school but not old enough to stay home by themselves?
Mr. Possible: Not without vaporizing the garage.
Mr. Possible: Not without vaporizing the garage.
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Kim: I'm sorry you must be this[holds her hand high above their heads] tall to ride.
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Tim/Jim: And then when we were on a trip to Yosemite...
Kim: [gasps] No... not the poison oak story!
Kim: [gasps] No... not the poison oak story!
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Kim: Oh, Ron. I'm not a model.
Ron: Why not? You're beautiful.
(Kim is left speechless, then looks at him and smiles)
Ron: Why not? You're beautiful.
(Kim is left speechless, then looks at him and smiles)
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Ron: She's not in wardrobe. Hey look, I'm already here.
Kim: Two Rons... but only one (calls out) Rufus!
Kim: Two Rons... but only one (calls out) Rufus!
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Britina: Camille?
Camille: Brit, I came as soon as I heard.
Britina: But I called you three days ago.
Camille: Silly, my callback list was epic this week. It's so hard to be me.
Camille: Brit, I came as soon as I heard.
Britina: But I called you three days ago.
Camille: Silly, my callback list was epic this week. It's so hard to be me.
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Britina: These are BFF's from way back, Kim Possible and... (turns to Ron) this guy, who's usually with her.
Camille: Kim Possible! I wore your look once - for about five minutes.
Camille: Kim Possible! I wore your look once - for about five minutes.
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Camille: (as she is being arrested) Do you know who I am?
Ron: Lady, the real question is, do you know who you are?
Ron: Lady, the real question is, do you know who you are?
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Jim & Tim: Hick-a-bick-a-boo?
Kim: Hoo sha!
[she hugs them]
Miss Guide: [confused] How do you spell Hoo sha?
Kim: Hoo sha!
[she hugs them]
Miss Guide: [confused] How do you spell Hoo sha?
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Junior: We should steal the device and use it for our own evil ends!
Senior: Junior, you came up with that evil plan all on your own! I am... so proud.
Junior: [giggling] I was looking over your shoulder, he-he-he!
Senior: Junior, that was cheating! I am... so proud.
Senior: Junior, you came up with that evil plan all on your own! I am... so proud.
Junior: [giggling] I was looking over your shoulder, he-he-he!
Senior: Junior, that was cheating! I am... so proud.
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Senior: Your genius cannot beat my evil or my treachery. Oh, by the way, have you met my bodyguards, Evil and Treachery?
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[Wade reads a love note for Monique that Ron gave him]
Wade: The humble earthworm is vital to agriculture, it moves through the soil by excreting lubricating mucus.
Kim and Monique: Eww!
Ron: Wait! That's my biology report! Oh no! That means...
[Cut to Mr. Barkin grading Ron's "biology report"]
Barkin: [sniffs] Aw, that's a beautiful thought. A-plus, Stoppable!
Wade: The humble earthworm is vital to agriculture, it moves through the soil by excreting lubricating mucus.
Kim and Monique: Eww!
Ron: Wait! That's my biology report! Oh no! That means...
[Cut to Mr. Barkin grading Ron's "biology report"]
Barkin: [sniffs] Aw, that's a beautiful thought. A-plus, Stoppable!
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[Seeing Wade's new girlfriend, Olivia, use a "Cupid Ray" on him.]
Ron: Er, you don't think Kim's got one of those?
Rufus: I dunno.
Kim: [from behind]: Hey, Ron.
[Ron and Rufus scream and cower]
Kim: What are you doing?
Ron: Nothing!
Kim: You're weird!
Ron: Kim!
Kim: Shh, [romantically] I like weird!
Ron: Er, you don't think Kim's got one of those?
Rufus: I dunno.
Kim: [from behind]: Hey, Ron.
[Ron and Rufus scream and cower]
Kim: What are you doing?
Ron: Nothing!
Kim: You're weird!
Ron: Kim!
Kim: Shh, [romantically] I like weird!
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Kim: Oh, no. I'm not gonna be the tweebs' taxi driver, I'll walk first. Bye-bye!
Mrs. Possible: I'll give you five dollars!
Kim: Not listening.
Mrs. Possible: Ten!
Kim: Walking away...
Mrs. Possible: Twenty, firm!
Kim: Tough love, mom, tough love!
Mrs. Possible: I'll give you five dollars!
Kim: Not listening.
Mrs. Possible: Ten!
Kim: Walking away...
Mrs. Possible: Twenty, firm!
Kim: Tough love, mom, tough love!
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