Kim Possible Quotes
Senor Senior Sr.: So, you taught the animals to cha cha cha. Now, tell me your villainous scheme.
Senor Senior Jr.: My plan is this. As the funny animals dance to the pounding beat, the crowd will be inspired to do the same!
Senor Senior Sr.: And then?
Senor Senior Jr.: We will party all night long!
Senor Senior Sr.: Everyone will dance? That is your evil plan?
Senor Senior Jr.: Aaaaand...I will overcharge for beverages! Hahahaha!
Senor Senior Jr.: My plan is this. As the funny animals dance to the pounding beat, the crowd will be inspired to do the same!
Senor Senior Sr.: And then?
Senor Senior Jr.: We will party all night long!
Senor Senior Sr.: Everyone will dance? That is your evil plan?
Senor Senior Jr.: Aaaaand...I will overcharge for beverages! Hahahaha!
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Senor Senior Sr.: Ah, the 'clever threat'! Good, Jr.! Now, you must follow through with a display of violent anger.
Senor Senior Jr.: But I'm mildly put off at best!
Senor Senior Jr.: But I'm mildly put off at best!
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Dr. Possible: Morning, honey. How'd Cambodia go?
Kim: Mixed. The good part, I rescued a priceless icon from a ferociously snaky, spiky pit. Less good, a ninja stole it.
Dr. Possible: Isn't that just like those darn ninjas?
Kim: Mixed. The good part, I rescued a priceless icon from a ferociously snaky, spiky pit. Less good, a ninja stole it.
Dr. Possible: Isn't that just like those darn ninjas?
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Lord Monty Fiske: Crazy, you say? Like it was crazy to spend the family fortune on radical genetic mutation and dangerous experimental surgery? Like it was crazy to become a man-monkey WHO VIOLATES EVERY LAW OF NATURE AND SCIENCE?! [calms down] It's a touch unconventional...
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Monkey Fist: And so, monkey hater, we meet again...! [bell chimes] Serenity time, time to center...
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Drakken/Killigan: Kim Possible?!
Killigan: You know her?
Drakken: Know her, hate her. Shego, ATTACK!
Killigan: You know her?
Drakken: Know her, hate her. Shego, ATTACK!
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Killigan: I WANT MY MONEY!
Drakken: Look, I said I would pay you when the stolen Centurion Project is in my possession. It is not in my possession, therefore, I'm not paying.
Killigan: You... you... you're a criminal!
Drakken: My dear fellow, I repeatedly try to take over the world. OF COURSE I'M CRIMINAL!
Drakken: Look, I said I would pay you when the stolen Centurion Project is in my possession. It is not in my possession, therefore, I'm not paying.
Killigan: You... you... you're a criminal!
Drakken: My dear fellow, I repeatedly try to take over the world. OF COURSE I'M CRIMINAL!
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Kim: Wade, cool costume...! Wait a second, you're going to leave your room?
Wade: No way, I do it all online.
Wade: No way, I do it all online.
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Alien: Greetings, Anchor Man! I come from a distant star cluster, seeking chocolate!
Wade: Hey, Eugene.
Alien: Aw, how did you know it was me?
Wade: Cross-ref'd your ISP address. I put the candy credits in your mailbox.
Alien: Thanks, Wade! Go in peace.
Wade: Hey, Eugene.
Alien: Aw, how did you know it was me?
Wade: Cross-ref'd your ISP address. I put the candy credits in your mailbox.
Alien: Thanks, Wade! Go in peace.
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Ron Stoppable: It's an exposé I call...
Editor: "Math: You'll Never Actually Use It In The Real World"
Ron Stoppable: I'm already working on a follow-up piece about semicolons!
Editor: "Math: You'll Never Actually Use It In The Real World"
Ron Stoppable: I'm already working on a follow-up piece about semicolons!
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Kim Possible: Some kid's gonna get hurt trying to imitate that girls stunts!
Jim: Hey! Let's see if we can sneak into the bear cage at the zoo, like Adrena Lynn!
Tim: Cool!
Jim: Here, tie this steak on!
Jim: Hey! Let's see if we can sneak into the bear cage at the zoo, like Adrena Lynn!
Tim: Cool!
Jim: Here, tie this steak on!
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Ron Stoppable: Sorry, KP, but discovering your favorite action hero is a big fake is not something you just 'get over'.
Kim Possible: And this from a wrestling fan?
Ron Stoppable: I don't see the connection.
Kim Possible: And this from a wrestling fan?
Ron Stoppable: I don't see the connection.
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TV Announcer: And reports that Adrena Lynn is a fake, coupled with a rash of copycat stunts across the country...
Jim: That's us! (high fives Tim, prompting pain, given they bungee jumped off a roof with yarn shortly beforehand)
TV Announcer: ...has prompted this network to cancel Adrena Lynn in favor of more... responsible programming. (reaction shot) So! Stay tuned for an extra hour of... "Stuff on Fire!"
Jim: That's us! (high fives Tim, prompting pain, given they bungee jumped off a roof with yarn shortly beforehand)
TV Announcer: ...has prompted this network to cancel Adrena Lynn in favor of more... responsible programming. (reaction shot) So! Stay tuned for an extra hour of... "Stuff on Fire!"
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Kim Possible: Listen, I'm sorry you almost plunged to your death on worldwide television...
Brick Flagg: Kim, stop. I get it now.
Kim Possible: (dubious) You do?
Brick Flagg: Sure. You had that skinny guy expose Adrena Lynn so she'd freak out and set up this whole 'Save Brick' thing, just to prove you dug me! Kim, you're nice and all, but you try too hard. If you just asked me out, that's cool, but this is too much. I'm sorry, but it's over.
Brick Flagg: Kim, stop. I get it now.
Kim Possible: (dubious) You do?
Brick Flagg: Sure. You had that skinny guy expose Adrena Lynn so she'd freak out and set up this whole 'Save Brick' thing, just to prove you dug me! Kim, you're nice and all, but you try too hard. If you just asked me out, that's cool, but this is too much. I'm sorry, but it's over.
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Drakken: [to henchmen] To clone any one of you would be a crime against humanity that even I am incapable of.
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Drakken: I love this. Hand me a fork.
Shego: [under mind control] Yes, Dr. Drakken!
Drakken: Get me a Dodo bird.
Shego: Yes, Dr. Drakken!
Drakken: Psyche! Dodo birds are extinct! Oh, I'm being silly.
Shego: [under mind control] Yes, Dr. Drakken!
Drakken: Get me a Dodo bird.
Shego: Yes, Dr. Drakken!
Drakken: Psyche! Dodo birds are extinct! Oh, I'm being silly.
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Aviarius: Release... the Flamingo of Doom!
Shego: Say what?
Ron: That is the second-biggest flamingo I have ever seen.
Shego: Say what?
Ron: That is the second-biggest flamingo I have ever seen.
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Hego: The more we fought evil, the more Shego liked it.
Ron: The fighting?
Kim: The evil.
Ron: The fighting?
Kim: The evil.
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[Kim, Ron, and Jim & Tim are about to go on a plane trip]
Kim: Okay. Does anybody need to take care of any business?
Jim & Tim: No.
Ron: "Business"? Like what? Banking?
Kim: Ron, business. As there won't be any "rest-ups".
Ron: Kim, the boys are 10. They don't need to take a nap. I don't think rest is gonna be an issue.
[Rufus climbs up to Ron's ear and whispers to him]
Ron: Oh... right. [pauses] Uh... excuse me. [runs toward the house]
Kim: Okay. Does anybody need to take care of any business?
Jim & Tim: No.
Ron: "Business"? Like what? Banking?
Kim: Ron, business. As there won't be any "rest-ups".
Ron: Kim, the boys are 10. They don't need to take a nap. I don't think rest is gonna be an issue.
[Rufus climbs up to Ron's ear and whispers to him]
Ron: Oh... right. [pauses] Uh... excuse me. [runs toward the house]
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Rufus: [When he and Ron are cornered by the mind controlled Kim and Shego] Uh oh, uh unn, oh no, oh no, pain, please no, un uh.
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