Kim Possible Quotes
Dr. Possible: There's nothing "cool" about stealing a spacecraft.
Monkey Fist: Oh, really?
Dr. Possible: That's right! In fact, I'd say that it's quite "whack."
Monkey Fist: Doctor, I am guided by the ancient prophesy of the Mystical Monkey Monk... I am not "whack."
Monkey Fist: Oh, really?
Dr. Possible: That's right! In fact, I'd say that it's quite "whack."
Monkey Fist: Doctor, I am guided by the ancient prophesy of the Mystical Monkey Monk... I am not "whack."
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Monkey Fist: And from the space station, we shall rule the world! Oh, the weapons on board must be incredible...!
Dr. Possible: There are no weapons on the space station! It's dedicated to peaceful research.
Monkey Fist: Now, that... is "whack."
Dr. Possible: There are no weapons on the space station! It's dedicated to peaceful research.
Monkey Fist: Now, that... is "whack."
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Frugal Lucre: Kim Possible, we meet at last! Oh, this is so cool!
Ron: Drop it, mama's boy!
Frugal Lucre: Am not! And don't come any closer. This thing's loaded!
Kim: With what?
Frugal Lucre: Beef bullion, if you must know. Ever try to get the smell out? Huh? You can't! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Kim: Ew.
Ron: He's right, Kim. Do what he says!
Ron: Drop it, mama's boy!
Frugal Lucre: Am not! And don't come any closer. This thing's loaded!
Kim: With what?
Frugal Lucre: Beef bullion, if you must know. Ever try to get the smell out? Huh? You can't! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Kim: Ew.
Ron: He's right, Kim. Do what he says!
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Frugal Lucre: You might've stopped me this time, Kim Possible, but Frugal Lucre will return! Muahahahaha...! If my mom bails me out.
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Kim: Ron, I'm gonna say something to you I've never said before.
Ron: What?
Kim: You're thinking too much!
Ron: What?
Kim: You're thinking too much!
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Shego[watching Junior run the obstacle course] Pretty good time... for a wounded tortoise.
Senior: Hey Junior, I thought we could work on our evil laughs together?
Junior: Father, can you not see I am a wounded porpoise?
Shego: Yeah, I said "tortoise." With a "t." Tuh. Tuh. Tortoise!
Junior: See, Father, how mixed up you make me!
Senior: Hey Junior, I thought we could work on our evil laughs together?
Junior: Father, can you not see I am a wounded porpoise?
Shego: Yeah, I said "tortoise." With a "t." Tuh. Tuh. Tortoise!
Junior: See, Father, how mixed up you make me!
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Dr. Director: Status report?
Scientist: Project analysis is complete. The Ron Factor is a non-factor.
Dr. Director: Well, there's a whole bunch of research dollars down the drain.
Scientist: Not exactly. The data revealed a powerful untapped force. We call it the Rufus Factor.
Rufus: Hi-yah!
Scientist: Project analysis is complete. The Ron Factor is a non-factor.
Dr. Director: Well, there's a whole bunch of research dollars down the drain.
Scientist: Not exactly. The data revealed a powerful untapped force. We call it the Rufus Factor.
Rufus: Hi-yah!
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Ron: Is using a calculator in algebra cheating?
Kim: I don’t use a calculator.
Ron: Okay. Well, is cutting and pasting stuff from the internet and calling it a term paper cheating?
Kim: You are kidding, right?
Ron: What?
Kim: I can pass this thing on my own. I know I can.
Kim: I don’t use a calculator.
Ron: Okay. Well, is cutting and pasting stuff from the internet and calling it a term paper cheating?
Kim: You are kidding, right?
Ron: What?
Kim: I can pass this thing on my own. I know I can.
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Kim: There he is... that's Falsetto Jones.
Ron: Why do you think he's called "Falsetto"?
Falsetto: (high-pitched) Welcome, humans and canines alike, to my annual dog show!
Kim: Freak helium accident.
Ron: Ouch.
Ron: Why do you think he's called "Falsetto"?
Falsetto: (high-pitched) Welcome, humans and canines alike, to my annual dog show!
Kim: Freak helium accident.
Ron: Ouch.
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Drakken: What am I supposed to do with an army of retired people...? Ooh, lemon squares!
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Ron: Wade! How did you find me? Do you have me microchipped or something?
Wade: Uh... that's not important right now...
Wade: Uh... that's not important right now...
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Drakken: That's right – your Nana is one bad grand-mother...
Kim: You shut your mouth!
Drakken: I'm only talkin' 'bout Nana!
Kim: You shut your mouth!
Drakken: I'm only talkin' 'bout Nana!
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Drakken: Nana Possible! You think your lemon squares are all that, but they're not!
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Ron: Looks like the Wraithmaster's captured all the players.
Zita: Come on! We've got to help them!
Ron: Are all girls like this, or just the ones I know?!
Zita: Come on! We've got to help them!
Ron: Are all girls like this, or just the ones I know?!
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Timothy North: The Fearless Ferret never plays second fiddle!
Ron: Well, see, t-that's perfect! I'm ready to step up!
Timothy North: You, a fierce fighter of fiendish foes?
Ron: For sure!
Ron: Well, see, t-that's perfect! I'm ready to step up!
Timothy North: You, a fierce fighter of fiendish foes?
Ron: For sure!
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Ron: Oh, sure, he has looks, attitude, and a bon-diggity ride, but can he do this?
[Stuffs an entire can of chips into his mouth]
Kim: ...Why would he want to?
[Stuffs an entire can of chips into his mouth]
Kim: ...Why would he want to?
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Ron: Fuji! Why is it always monkeys?! Why can't I ever be attacked by crazed super models?!
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General Simms: That's it. I'm activating the base's self-destruct sequence. The secrets contained in Area 51 must never be exposed.
Ron: What secrets? Everybody knows already!
Kim: Sir, we still have one last line of defense.
General: And what would that be?
Kim: Me.
Simms: You've got ten minutes.
Ron: What secrets? Everybody knows already!
Kim: Sir, we still have one last line of defense.
General: And what would that be?
Kim: Me.
Simms: You've got ten minutes.
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Shego: Now what did we agree on?
Drakken: If I wanted a dog I had to promise to take care of him. Which I will. Later!
Drakken: If I wanted a dog I had to promise to take care of him. Which I will. Later!
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Ron: That would be the coolest shot ever... if it weren't for the 2000 ton poodle that has been unleashed into an unsuspecting world.
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Kim: I know that this is going to sound weird, but you've got to let us in. There's this monster poodle....
Soldier: Name?
Kim: Commodore Puddles
Soldier: Your name?
Kim: Oh, uh Kim Possible.
Soldier: Name?
Kim: Commodore Puddles
Soldier: Your name?
Kim: Oh, uh Kim Possible.
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Ron: What's the real deal, what are you hiding here?
Simms: I'll show you.
Kim: It's flying saucers.
Ron: Alien technology.
Simms: Yada, yada.
Kim: But that means all the rumors are true!
Simms: Every last one of them. We've implemented a double-negative cover story. We make sure only to leak out information that is one-hundred percent accurate.
Ron: But then it's not really secret.
Simms: That's exactly what we want you to believe.
Ron: Yeah, but then... never mind.
Simms: I'll show you.
Kim: It's flying saucers.
Ron: Alien technology.
Simms: Yada, yada.
Kim: But that means all the rumors are true!
Simms: Every last one of them. We've implemented a double-negative cover story. We make sure only to leak out information that is one-hundred percent accurate.
Ron: But then it's not really secret.
Simms: That's exactly what we want you to believe.
Ron: Yeah, but then... never mind.
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