Kim Possible Quotes
Ron: That's it! The absolutely perfect gift for Kim! Christmas with her family!
Wade: Then who will stop Drakken?
Ron: Me!
Wade & Rufus: Uh oh...
Wade: Then who will stop Drakken?
Ron: Me!
Wade & Rufus: Uh oh...
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Drakken: She'll be busy with her twinkle lights, and mistletoe, and carols... [SNIFF!] and roast beast! And FLIM FLANGLERS!! AND ZOOB ZOOBLERS, AND...!!
Shego: Whoa whoa, Dr. D!
Drakken: WHAT?!
Shego: You stopped using words.
Shego: Whoa whoa, Dr. D!
Drakken: WHAT?!
Shego: You stopped using words.
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Drakken: Soon, I, Dr. Drakken, will rule the Yule! The world will have a blue Christmas...! (sighs) It's just not the same when I rant to myself.
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[Drakken and Ron are fighting over the control panel of Drakken's ship, hitting buttons at random]
Computer: Initiating emergency system test... launching escape pods... initiating self-destruct... initiating bedtime sequence.
[A compartment opens, revealing a toothbruth in a glass, and a teddy bear sitting on a folded set of pajamas.]
Ron: Wait a second! What was that?
Drakken: (shields the bedroom set) I don't know what you're talking about.
Ron: Before the teddy bear!
Computer: Self-destruct in twenty...
Drakken: Gah! What did you do?! This is my chance to rule the world! All I want is what's coming to me! All I want is my fair share!
Ron: SELF-DESTRUCT! SELF-DESTRUCT!
Drakken: Chill out! I have escape pods!
Ron: HAD escape pods, blue boy! We launched them!
Computer: Initiating emergency system test... launching escape pods... initiating self-destruct... initiating bedtime sequence.
[A compartment opens, revealing a toothbruth in a glass, and a teddy bear sitting on a folded set of pajamas.]
Ron: Wait a second! What was that?
Drakken: (shields the bedroom set) I don't know what you're talking about.
Ron: Before the teddy bear!
Computer: Self-destruct in twenty...
Drakken: Gah! What did you do?! This is my chance to rule the world! All I want is what's coming to me! All I want is my fair share!
Ron: SELF-DESTRUCT! SELF-DESTRUCT!
Drakken: Chill out! I have escape pods!
Ron: HAD escape pods, blue boy! We launched them!
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[Drakken and Ron are stranded at the North Pole]
Ron: My fault?! It's not my fault!
Drakken: This is so your fault!
Ron: What, I'm supposed to let you take over the world?
Drakken: In the spirit of the season, yes!
Ron: My fault?! It's not my fault!
Drakken: This is so your fault!
Ron: What, I'm supposed to let you take over the world?
Drakken: In the spirit of the season, yes!
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Drakken: Ah, it went to voice mail! Um, hello, Shego, Dr. Drakken. I hope you're having a nice vacation. Uh, when you get the chance, could you get up here to the North Pole and save me?! Please! It's cold and windy and dark, and we've got nothing to...!
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[Shego is surprised to hear that Drakken has comped her vacation.]
Shego: [reads note] "Shego, just my way of saying thanks for a super year, and Merry Christmas. Yours in evil, Dr. Drakken." Aw, that is so nice! Guess I should have taken his call.
Shego: [reads note] "Shego, just my way of saying thanks for a super year, and Merry Christmas. Yours in evil, Dr. Drakken." Aw, that is so nice! Guess I should have taken his call.
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[Drakken and Ron are fighting over the last chicken leg.]
Drakken: [crying] Name your price, Stoppable! Power? Glory? When I take over the world, you can have a continent! Any continent...! Not Europe.
Drakken: [crying] Name your price, Stoppable! Power? Glory? When I take over the world, you can have a continent! Any continent...! Not Europe.
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[Drakken, Shego, Ron, and the Possible Family around a fire in an igloo at the north pole]
Drakken: This truce only lasts through the new year. After that, I'm gonna open up a big bag of freak on all of you!
Drakken: This truce only lasts through the new year. After that, I'm gonna open up a big bag of freak on all of you!
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Ron: What's the big deal with letting Bonnie be in charge of the dance?
Kim: Letting her chair the dance? She wouldn't settle for chair – she'd want throne.
Kim: Letting her chair the dance? She wouldn't settle for chair – she'd want throne.
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Ron: Kim's in here somewhere, moving too fast to see!
Bonnie: Uh?! Why does SHE get to be invisible? Is she gonna lord that over me, too?
Bonnie: Uh?! Why does SHE get to be invisible? Is she gonna lord that over me, too?
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Kim: If I could just learn to cover more ground faster...
Ron: Or you could just learn to say no.
Kim: I'm not programmed that way, Ron!
Ron: Or you could just learn to say no.
Kim: I'm not programmed that way, Ron!
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Ron: You know, you should cut down on the extra-currics.
Kim: And be a lazy, uninvolved sloth like you?
Ron: Hey! Don't knock the sloth! Do you know they don't have go to the bathroom for a week?
Kim: Er, any more fun sloth facts?
Ron: No, no, I think that's it... Oh! They sleep upside down!
Kim: And be a lazy, uninvolved sloth like you?
Ron: Hey! Don't knock the sloth! Do you know they don't have go to the bathroom for a week?
Kim: Er, any more fun sloth facts?
Ron: No, no, I think that's it... Oh! They sleep upside down!
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Drakken: First, you'll be sealed in a reinforced titanium box. Next, you will be dropped into this bottomless chasm. Then, the chasm will be filled with water. Then, man-eating sharks and a giant squid will then be released into the water!
Shego: Wait, if the chasm is bottomless, how can you fill it with water?
[pause]
Drakken: IT'S VERY, VERY DEEP, ALL RIGHT?! (inhales) Lastly, I shall freeze over the water with a six-foot layer of solid GLACIAL ICE! (inhales) ANY QUESTIONS?
Shego: Not if you're gonna get all snippy.
Shego: Wait, if the chasm is bottomless, how can you fill it with water?
[pause]
Drakken: IT'S VERY, VERY DEEP, ALL RIGHT?! (inhales) Lastly, I shall freeze over the water with a six-foot layer of solid GLACIAL ICE! (inhales) ANY QUESTIONS?
Shego: Not if you're gonna get all snippy.
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Ron: [referring to Shego] Has she always been this cranky?
Hego/Mego: Oh, yeah.
Hego/Mego: Oh, yeah.
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Hego: [to Shego] You may be a smart-mouth, prone to excessive violence, but deep down, you are still a member of Team Go: a hero.
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Ron: The mad dog cannot be caged, leashed-
Kim: Or housebroken.
Ron: That game was in triple overtime, I couldn't leave the court! I got a little excited, and, well, accidents happen.
Kim: Or housebroken.
Ron: That game was in triple overtime, I couldn't leave the court! I got a little excited, and, well, accidents happen.
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[Ron stops eating what he thought were snack treats.]
Ron: OH, GREAT GOOGLY-MOOGLIES! WHAT IS IN MY MOUTH?
Professor Acari: Toasted chili peppers...
Ron: Oh, phew!
Professor Acari: And mountain grasshoppers! Delicious, aren't they? And very rich in protein.
Kim: Ron, maybe you should look before you eat.
Ron: Crunchy and spicy has never betrayed me like this before!
Ron: OH, GREAT GOOGLY-MOOGLIES! WHAT IS IN MY MOUTH?
Professor Acari: Toasted chili peppers...
Ron: Oh, phew!
Professor Acari: And mountain grasshoppers! Delicious, aren't they? And very rich in protein.
Kim: Ron, maybe you should look before you eat.
Ron: Crunchy and spicy has never betrayed me like this before!
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Barkin: Let's move it, people, time for student photos! Stoppable, none of your punk hand gestures this time.
Ron: What? It was a thumbs-up!
Ron: What? It was a thumbs-up!
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Wade: Activating parachute measures now! ...Oops!
Ron: Wade! You forgot to put in the parachute!
Wade: Yeah, it's sitting here in my closet!
Ron: Wade! You forgot to put in the parachute!
Wade: Yeah, it's sitting here in my closet!
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Drakken: I'm serious, Shego - Kim Possible has foiled my plans for the last time!
Shego: Yeah, the last time today, maybe.
Shego: Yeah, the last time today, maybe.
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Shego: Huh, he's kinda cute. I approve.
Drakken: What are you, her sister all of a sudden?
Drakken: What are you, her sister all of a sudden?
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Ron: I so don't get this soap opera!
Kim: What's not to get? Felicia's arch-enemy created a machine that swapped her brain with Brock's.
Kim: What's not to get? Felicia's arch-enemy created a machine that swapped her brain with Brock's.
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Kim: The sky is – blue! My name is – Possible! Pro wrestling is – fake! Nooooo!
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