Kim Possible Quotes
Shego: I'm going to whip you on technical merit and artistic impression!
Kim: Bring.
Kim: Bring.
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Shego: (mockingly to Drakken after Kim busts their hideout) "We'll build a frozen fortress, she'll never find us there!"
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Wong: (to Drakken) You make no sense to me.
Shego: (sardonically) Welcome to my life.
Shego: (sardonically) Welcome to my life.
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Ron: My worst nightmare is the one where I'm at school, with only my underwear on.
Kim: Ron, you've actually done that.
Kim: Ron, you've actually done that.
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Mama Lipsky: [seeing Drakken's lair] Is this all for your radio show?
Shego: Radio show?
Drakken: Yes... for my... radio show. Uh, I've got to get back to my callers.
[He presses a button and his henchman listen]
Drakken: Hello, listener. My advice to you is, you should... get in touch with your feminine side, yes.
[Henchman look confused]
Shego: Radio show?
Drakken: Yes... for my... radio show. Uh, I've got to get back to my callers.
[He presses a button and his henchman listen]
Drakken: Hello, listener. My advice to you is, you should... get in touch with your feminine side, yes.
[Henchman look confused]
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Drakken: [to Shego] Mother doesn't know I'm a supervillain. She thinks I'm a radio talk show doctor.
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[Drakken shows his plans to steal the plasma with a model of the cargo train and describes them to Shego. At the end he snatches the train off its tracks and turns to see his mother.]
Mama Lipsky: Aren't you a little old to be playing with your Peter Puffer Puff toys?
Shego: She's got a point, Choo Choo Boy.
Mama Lipsky: Aren't you a little old to be playing with your Peter Puffer Puff toys?
Shego: She's got a point, Choo Choo Boy.
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Mama Lipsky: Don't you think it's time you settled down... [points to Shego] and met a nice girl?
Shego: (caught off guard) Oh, um... ICK!!!
Shego: (caught off guard) Oh, um... ICK!!!
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[after helping her mother perform brain surgery]
Mrs. Possible: You were a big help in there Kimmie, and you didn't faint once.
Kim: Oh, well, I was too busy throwing up.
Mrs. Possible: You were a big help in there Kimmie, and you didn't faint once.
Kim: Oh, well, I was too busy throwing up.
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Kim: [seeing her mother dressed in the same style of mission outfit as Kim] Mom, this is a mission. I need Ron.
Mrs. Possible: Well, now you don't have Ron. You have Mom.
Mrs. Possible: Well, now you don't have Ron. You have Mom.
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[Showing the henchmen his plan, Drakken smashes the pickle with his hand]
Mama Lipsky: Drewby, what did I tell you about playing with your food?
Drakken: [embarassed] My food is not a toy. It's for my tummy to enjoy. [Henchmen giggle]
Mama Lipsky: Drewby, what did I tell you about playing with your food?
Drakken: [embarassed] My food is not a toy. It's for my tummy to enjoy. [Henchmen giggle]
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[In the woods as the train with the synthoplasma draws near.]
Mama Lipsky: [points to the sonic disruptor] What's that?
Drakken: It's for man-in-the-street interviews.
Shego: And where is the street?
Drakken: Zip a lip, Shego.
Mama Lipsky: [points to the sonic disruptor] What's that?
Drakken: It's for man-in-the-street interviews.
Shego: And where is the street?
Drakken: Zip a lip, Shego.
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Drakken: [about Kim] It's a complicated relationship.
Mama Lipsky: She must be a special girl. [to Shego] Looks like you missed your chance with my boy, honey.
Shego: [sarcastically] Yes, how will I ever live with myself?
Mama Lipsky: She must be a special girl. [to Shego] Looks like you missed your chance with my boy, honey.
Shego: [sarcastically] Yes, how will I ever live with myself?
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Dr. Drakken: So, Kim Possible and her, eh... sister?
Mrs. Possible: Is he hitting on me?
Kim: Nah, sidekicks really confuse him.
Mrs. Possible: Is he hitting on me?
Kim: Nah, sidekicks really confuse him.
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[On a speeding train.]
Shego: Peter Puffer-Puff's approaching the giant gorge...
Drakken: You're loving this, aren't you?
Shego: Peter Puffer-Puff's approaching the giant gorge...
Drakken: You're loving this, aren't you?
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Kim: Felix, you go stand watch.
Felix Renton: You mean, "sit" watch.
[Kim claps a hand to her mouth, mortified...]
Felix: Kim? I'm just playing with you.
Felix Renton: You mean, "sit" watch.
[Kim claps a hand to her mouth, mortified...]
Felix: Kim? I'm just playing with you.
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Kim: Where is Ron?
Motor Ed: Your skinny dude? Yeah, he's here. He's fine. But that can change... in a hurry. Seriously!
Ron: Kim, get over here! And stop by Bueno Nacho drive-thru on your way, I'm starving.
Ed's Sidekick: Oh, yeah, yeah, wait, me too, man! Put me down for an all-beef hoagie with hot peppers and mayo? Uh, anybody else want nuthin'?
Wade: (typing) Keep talking, I've almost got a trace...
Motor Ed: Hey, Red? Tell your computer guy not to waste his time on a trace. I'm shooting you a map.
[A fax appears on Wade's machine.]
Wade: He's not as dumb as the hairstyle might lead you to think...
Motor Ed: Your skinny dude? Yeah, he's here. He's fine. But that can change... in a hurry. Seriously!
Ron: Kim, get over here! And stop by Bueno Nacho drive-thru on your way, I'm starving.
Ed's Sidekick: Oh, yeah, yeah, wait, me too, man! Put me down for an all-beef hoagie with hot peppers and mayo? Uh, anybody else want nuthin'?
Wade: (typing) Keep talking, I've almost got a trace...
Motor Ed: Hey, Red? Tell your computer guy not to waste his time on a trace. I'm shooting you a map.
[A fax appears on Wade's machine.]
Wade: He's not as dumb as the hairstyle might lead you to think...
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Motor Ed: This is bogus, Red! A man should not be booted off his ride!
Kim: Quit calling me "Red"! Seriously!
Kim: Quit calling me "Red"! Seriously!
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Ron: Ah, the Naco. My wondrous and historic creation for the Bueno Nacho corp. Part nacho, part taco, all delicious.
[Ron imagines himself the subject of a black-and-white film, shot at the turn of the century.]
Ron: Possible, come here! I need you.
Kim: (Western accent) Oh, Ronald, it is a wonderment! It will change the world.
Ron: Yes. Yes, it shall.
(Back in reality: )
Kim: That's how you remember it?
Ron: Pretty much.
[Ron imagines himself the subject of a black-and-white film, shot at the turn of the century.]
Ron: Possible, come here! I need you.
Kim: (Western accent) Oh, Ronald, it is a wonderment! It will change the world.
Ron: Yes. Yes, it shall.
(Back in reality: )
Kim: That's how you remember it?
Ron: Pretty much.
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Kim: Open it, Ron. Maybe the check's big enough for you to grande-size.
[Ron opens the envelope, and his eyes bug out when he sees the check.]
Ron: (stammering) I-it's for nuh-nuh-nuh, ni...
Kim & Bonnie: (looking)NINETY-NINE MILLION DOLLARS?!
Bonnie: (tousling Ron's hair) Ron Stoppable, you are such a hottie!
Ron: Are you saying that because I'm rich?
Bonnie: Uh-huh.
Ron: ...Cool!
[Ron opens the envelope, and his eyes bug out when he sees the check.]
Ron: (stammering) I-it's for nuh-nuh-nuh, ni...
Kim & Bonnie: (looking)NINETY-NINE MILLION DOLLARS?!
Bonnie: (tousling Ron's hair) Ron Stoppable, you are such a hottie!
Ron: Are you saying that because I'm rich?
Bonnie: Uh-huh.
Ron: ...Cool!
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Kim: This is way worse than when he got the frou-frou haircut.
Wade: Look at it this way: Ron's lost it much faster than usual, so maybe he'll snap out of it faster too.
Kim: He's calling himself "The Ron."
Wade: Or maybe he's lost to us forever.
Wade: Look at it this way: Ron's lost it much faster than usual, so maybe he'll snap out of it faster too.
Kim: He's calling himself "The Ron."
Wade: Or maybe he's lost to us forever.
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Kim: How could anybody who did so much good go so bad?
Dr. Possible: Ah, don't worry, Kimmie. I'm sure it won't happen to you.
Kim: Dad!
Dr. Possible: Oh, that's not where you were going with this.
Kim: No! I'm just convinced that Mim's innocent.
Dr. Possible: Ah, don't worry, Kimmie. I'm sure it won't happen to you.
Kim: Dad!
Dr. Possible: Oh, that's not where you were going with this.
Kim: No! I'm just convinced that Mim's innocent.
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Shego: Oh, let me guess, the previous tenant is Professor Dementor?
Drakken: No, it's someone named Demens.
Shego: Doy, that's Dementor's real name.
Drakken: He uses a fake name?
Shego: Ye-aah, can you imagine, Drew Lipsky?
Drakken: No, it's someone named Demens.
Shego: Doy, that's Dementor's real name.
Drakken: He uses a fake name?
Shego: Ye-aah, can you imagine, Drew Lipsky?
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Kim Possible: (unexpectedly without plans on a Friday night) I can handle some me time! Really! How pathetic do you think I am?
(cut to later, while she is sitting on the couch, alone)
Kim: I am so pathetic!
(cut to later, while she is sitting on the couch, alone)
Kim: I am so pathetic!
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Motor Ed: [sees Shego and whistles] Green babe.
[Grabs Shego as if he's about to kiss her]
Motor Ed: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 'Cause, I'll totally walk by again if I have to, seriously.
Shego: Uh-huh, uh-huh, walk... and keep walking!
[Blasts Motor Ed across the room]
Motor Ed: Man, do I dig a woman who can scrap! I think I'm in looove!
[Grabs Shego as if he's about to kiss her]
Motor Ed: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 'Cause, I'll totally walk by again if I have to, seriously.
Shego: Uh-huh, uh-huh, walk... and keep walking!
[Blasts Motor Ed across the room]
Motor Ed: Man, do I dig a woman who can scrap! I think I'm in looove!
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Motor Ed: Here is it. The super-nova of all kits, the Total Auto-Body Experience. Seriously!
Drakken: Must you say "seriously" all the time?!
Motor Ed: Seriously?
Drakken: Seriously!
Motor Ed: Yeah, I do! Seriously!
[Lights are switched on; Kim enters room]
Kim: Motor Ed!
Motor Ed: Red!
Drakken: "Red"?
Kim: Drakken?
Drakken: Kim Possible?!
Kim: How do my foes find each other?
Motor Ed: We're related.
Kim: Seriously?
Motor Ed / Drakken: Seriously.
Drakken: Don't you have something better to do with your Friday nights?
Kim: Actually, no.
Drakken: Must you say "seriously" all the time?!
Motor Ed: Seriously?
Drakken: Seriously!
Motor Ed: Yeah, I do! Seriously!
[Lights are switched on; Kim enters room]
Kim: Motor Ed!
Motor Ed: Red!
Drakken: "Red"?
Kim: Drakken?
Drakken: Kim Possible?!
Kim: How do my foes find each other?
Motor Ed: We're related.
Kim: Seriously?
Motor Ed / Drakken: Seriously.
Drakken: Don't you have something better to do with your Friday nights?
Kim: Actually, no.
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Motor Ed: [To Shego] Whoa! Babes don't drive, dudes drive, seriously! [Gets blasted by Shego] Man, I love that woman, she's got the green magic!
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Shego: Oh, no, no, no. You are not going to jack some kid's wheelchair!
Drakken: News flash, Shego: I'm a bad man.
Drakken: News flash, Shego: I'm a bad man.
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