Kim Possible Quotes

Kim: Wade, I need you to keep an eye on Ron. You've still got him chipped, right?
Wade: Kim, we talked about the ethical ramifications of that...
Kim: Wade...
Wade: Yeah, okay.
Kim: Please and thank you!

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Good Drakken: Ha-ha-ha! Had enough yet? I think you're quite finished! [emerges from the kitchen] Who wants peanut butter stickies?

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Shego: This is sick and wrong on so many levels!

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Evil Ron: Kim Possible!
Kim: Since when do you use my last name?
Evil Ron: Since I realized my full evil potential!

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Kim: Ron, you've got to stop! Evil isn't your thing, it's Drakken's thing!
Evil Ron: Oh, but I'm so much better at it! Did Drakken ever build a plasma blaster of this stature? Did he?!
Good Drakken: I did not.
Shego: You didn't. Who knew the buffoon was a natural?

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TV: Danny wait, what about us? I told you, we're just friends and it has to stay that way
Ron: Oh please, are they still teasing that Charity and Danny will get together?
Kim: Like that's ever going to happen. Besides, it would end the series.

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[Ron opens a shark tank under Shego]
Evil Ron: Sidekicks need to know their place... right?
Shego: Uh... uh... you got it! Uh, I'll just go check the security monitors. Hey, you know that evil laugh of yours? I-I love it! Loooove it!

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Kim: I never thought I would be saying this. But, Dr. Drakken: I'm counting on you.

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Evil Ron: We've got an intruder! Kim Possible! Get ready for a smackdown in my town!
Shego: She's not on the monitors. How-how do you know?
Evil Ron: Been doing a little "scannage" for the Kimmunicator's frequency!
Shego: Rrrggh! Now why didn't he [Drakken] ever think of that?!
Evil Ron: That's why I'm the big dog. WOOF WOOF, BARK!

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Jim This guy's all talk.
Tim Radical techniques... as if.
Bofox Oh really... Nano-Morphing radical enough for you?
Jim & Tim: Nano-Morphing? Shapeshifting!

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Evil Ron: Welcome, Kimberly Ann Possible!
Kim: The middle name is so overkill.
Evil Ron: Overkill? Isn't that the idea? A-booyahahahaha!

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Drakken: [back to normal] You ditched me for that?
Shego: Did you see his mega-weather generator?!

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Drakken: You think you're all that, but you're-!
[Drakken gasps as his lair explodes.]

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[After Joss, Kim's obsessed cousin, recognizes Rufus, but not Ron.]
Ron: This is the pocket that Rufus comes out of!
Joss: Uh... oh, yeah! You're the one who's always losing his drawers.
Ron: Oh, sure, you save the world on a regular basis, and no one remembers your name. But you lose your pants six or eight times, and they never let you live it down!

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Shego: Do you always got to be the hero?
Kim: Always got to be the pain?

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Contestant: Can I pick Kim twice?
Drakken: How come no one ever picks me?
Contestant: 'Cause you're the creepy blue guy!
Evil Eye for the Bad Guy Host #1: Blue is so last season.
Evil Eye for the Bad Guy Host #2: This year is evil umber!
Doctor: Blue skin? That means he's not breathing! Quick, somebody, get the jaws of life!

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Ron: How many times is someone gonna feed me sheep's lungs cooked in its own stomach, before they get that I don't like it?!

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Shego: Where's Possible?
Ron: SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!
Shego: Whoa there, never said she was.
Ron: Ooh... Heh-heh, awkward...

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Kim: [over the Kimmunicator] Hey, Wade.
Wade: What's up, Kim?
Kim: Have you heard from Ron? I haven't seen him all day.
[On the "Wadebot" monitor, Ron is running from a giant mutant flower.]
Ron: AH! AH! IT'S GOT ME! OH MAN, IT'S GOT ME...!
Wade: Ron? Uh... haven't heard a peep.
Dementor: [laughing] With my mutagenic plants, I shall grow a new world! A world that I control!
Ron: OW! THORNS! OH, THEY HURT WHEN THEY'RE POKING! OW!

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Monkey Fist: Ron Stoppable...
Ron: You're the only one who ever gets my name right; I respect that.

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Ron: Sinking! Sinking! Oh man, now the tugging! Why is there tugging?!

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Shego: (reading the label of Drakken's mind-control shampoo) "Lather, Rinse, Obey." Aren't you being a little too upfront here?
Dr. Drakken: Truth in labeling laws, Shego. I'm a supervillain, not a corporate shyster.

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Kim: Wow, Drakken is self-foiling now! Spankin'!

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Drakken: You know, after a scheme goes south, nothing cheers me up like kareoke night!

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Drakken: Shego, that's it! Yes! Really, no this time, trust me!
Shego: What?
Drakken: And here I thought I was the evil genius! You're brilliant!
Shego: What are you talking about?
Drakken: Who needs M.C.-what's-her-name...?
Shego: Oh, no...
Drakken: I can make sure that my shampoo is most wanted!
Shego: Oh, please no...
Drakken: I will become... A HIP-HOP STAR!

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Kim: M.C. Honey?
Jim & Tim: It's not M.C. Honey, Kim... it's Camille... she's a plastic surgery experiment. She's a shapeshifter!
["Honey" shape-shifts into Camille. Kim and the whole audience gasp.]
Camille: Oh, like you're a model!

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Ron: (attempting to stop Camille, disguised as him) I got me.
(Ron fumbles into a clothing rack)
Ron: You know, I'm surprisingly nimble for an heiress.

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Shego: I know I'm going to regret saying this, but you may have finally achieved "so dumb it just might work."

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Ron: You can't spell inspiration without procrastination!
Kim: Eh... Yes, you can.
Ron: Not the "ation" part. Booyah!

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Drakken: You think you're all that, but they are!

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