King of the Hill Quote
Hank Hill: Well, If I was adopted, it means my real dad could be anybody. Hey, maybe even Tom Landry. I do have his strong hand and love for the flex defense.I wonder if I would've called him Dad or Coach, ah, who am I kidding, it would've been sir.
Dale Gribble: Uh huh, before we sue the Landry estate for child support, I'm gonna need your social. (Hank types in his social security number while Dale semi-inconspicuously tries to look at it) Now we download, enter, 9%, 57%, 100%. Huh, Hank are you standing on the cable? It says here your birth parents were Tilly and Cotton Hill.
Hank Hill: Well, I guess that's a relief. Least I can keep loving my mom. Let me take a look. Place of Birth: New York, New York! BWAHHH!
Dale Gribble: Uh huh, before we sue the Landry estate for child support, I'm gonna need your social. (Hank types in his social security number while Dale semi-inconspicuously tries to look at it) Now we download, enter, 9%, 57%, 100%. Huh, Hank are you standing on the cable? It says here your birth parents were Tilly and Cotton Hill.
Hank Hill: Well, I guess that's a relief. Least I can keep loving my mom. Let me take a look. Place of Birth: New York, New York! BWAHHH!
TV Show: King of the Hill
