King of the Hill Quotes
Old Man 1: Here they come to kill us. Oh well.
Old Man 2: I liked it when we could just stick 'em in factories.
Old Man 2: I liked it when we could just stick 'em in factories.
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Alejandro: We want a plane to Disney World. And 100 hamburgers!
Olivia: And we're not leaving until our demands are met!
Olivia: And we're not leaving until our demands are met!
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Hank: Hey Bobby. How was the surf today? Did Boomhauer do his famous flamingo? That's when he stands on one leg, that's not easy to do, even on the ground.
Bobby: No, all he did was fall flat on his face and embarrass himself, and as by association, we didn't even get to ride the wave.
Hank: Boomhauer was embarrassed? I don't know what the heck's going on here but someone needs to get their asses kicked.
Bobby: Finally. Yes. Thank you. It's time to kick their local asses!
Hank: Bobby, language. But, yes. I am going to kick their asses.
Bobby: No, all he did was fall flat on his face and embarrass himself, and as by association, we didn't even get to ride the wave.
Hank: Boomhauer was embarrassed?
Bobby: Finally. Yes. Thank you. It's time to kick their local asses!
Hank: Bobby, language. But, yes. I am going to kick their asses.
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Cotton: (After kicking down a wall Hank just finshed making) "That was in my way!"
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Dale: (After blowing up the shack that Hank just built because Hank's father wanted it destroyed) "Yee-haw! That was for you young colonel!" (Runs off)
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Peggy: It's okay. I'm here, you can go now. Go, go into the light. The light is good. You can just let go now.
Cotton: Mr. Reaper, I'd prefer that you put your hood back on.
Peggy: Why won't you die?
Cotton: This was supposed to happen to you. You're worthless. You're not even good enough to be married to my worthless nothing of a loser son!
Peggy: Enough! Your son has always loved you despite your constant torture. You want to die alone? Fine. You want to keep coming back and never die? That's fine too. In fact, I hope you do go on living forever as the unhappy person you are in the hell you have created here on this earth. I hope you live forever. I really do.
Cotton: Do you now. (cackles, then dies as his heart monitor goes off)
Cotton: Mr. Reaper, I'd prefer that you put your hood back on.
Peggy: Why won't you die?
Cotton: This was supposed to happen to you. You're worthless. You're not even good enough to be married to my worthless nothing of a loser son!
Peggy: Enough! Your son has always loved you despite your constant torture. You want to die alone? Fine. You want to keep coming back and never die? That's fine too. In fact, I hope you do go on living forever as the unhappy person you are in the hell you have created here on this earth. I hope you live forever. I really do.
Cotton: Do you now. (cackles, then dies as his heart monitor goes off)
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Lucky: Lucky is on the case. That's usually what I say when I drink beer, but this time it refers to this mystery.
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Kahn: Lucky Kleinschmidt,it was you and Luanne wasn't it? You trying to get in as much hanky-panky as you can before she has her baby?
Lucky: Not that there's anything wrong with your premise but no, it wasn't us.
Luanne: We haven't done in public since Lucky almost fell off a Ferris wheel.
Lucky: Not that there's anything wrong with your premise but no, it wasn't us.
Luanne: We haven't done in public since Lucky almost fell off a Ferris wheel.
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Bill: I don't have an alibi.
Kahn: You're Bill Dauterive, that's your alibi.
Kahn: You're Bill Dauterive, that's your alibi.
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Lucky: You really enjoyed yourself this evening, didn't you Aunt Peggy?
Peggy: (gasps) You know?
Lucky: Good for you. Happy Birthday Aunt Peggy.
Peggy: (gasps) You know?
Lucky: Good for you. Happy Birthday Aunt Peggy.
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Dale Gribble: Well, Joseph went to his first sleepover last night. Didn't go so well, he's a cuddler, so I had to go pick him up.
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Peggy Hill: (Whispers) Oh, Hank! You must cover your tracks! We'll have to kill Dale!
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Bobby Hill: Dad, I'm confused. So you should trust people until they betray you, and then try to blow them up?
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Lucky: Are you saying that Georgers are not normal people because they pay for things with cash?
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Lucky: No, but Costco gave me the slip on pee-pee money for my settlement.
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Lucky: Oh, I don't have one of them social cards or a driver's license. My dad always said a man's wallet should only hold cash, razor blade and a lucky poker chip.
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Dale: Gentlemen, I'm sure you recall my long dreamt dream about building a guard tower in my yard.
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Hank: Dale, the zoning board has turned you down six times and the last refusal was with extreme prejudice.
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Dale: True, but for a structure under 40 feet no variance is needed. Soon you'll live under the protection of my 39 foot guard tower! The zoning board has no say.
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Peggy: [sings to the tune of "La Cucaracha"] La Peggy Hill cha, la Peggy Hill cha! Doin' dishes in the sink.
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Hank: Well, we're doing great on our list, Lucky. Later today we'll go see my guy about a will, you want to make sure the right people inherit your debts.
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