King of the Hill Quotes
Bobby: Can I put a gun rack on my bike?
Hank: Do you know how long I've been waiting for you to ask me that?
Hank: Do you know how long I've been waiting for you to ask me that?
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Hank Hill: Why don't we get you into one of those safety courses and if you're still interested after they've taken all the fun out of it, then we'll see about the ponchos and the... uh... tournament.
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Dale Gribble: This tornado is already at a level two on the Fujimata(sic) scale; that kind of tornado can throw an egg through a barn door; two if one is open.
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Dale Gribble: All right, twister. It's just you and me now. Ten years ago you took my shed. Did you think I'd forget that? Come on, bring it on! [a raindrop hits the windshield] GAAHH!! No! Please, let me go! [Dale panics, and the Dead Bug veers out of control]
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Hank Hill: Come on. [honks horn] Come on! Let's go! Move that truck! [an MP officer walks towards his truck] My wife is stuck in Shining Pines.
MP Officer: I'm not authorized to drive the truck, sir.
Hank Hill: My wife is in danger, damn it! Now make something happen!
MP Officer: [blows whistle] SECURITY!!!
MP Officer: I'm not authorized to drive the truck, sir.
Hank Hill: My wife is in danger, damn it! Now make something happen!
MP Officer: [blows whistle] SECURITY!!!
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Hank Hill: What did I do to deserve this? I didn't mean to curse my wife to Hell!
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Hank: You're tough, Bill.You're the toughest Army barber I know.
Dale: Set your mousse to stun, there, Bill.
Dale: Set your mousse to stun, there, Bill.
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Nancy Gribble: Mention your home was destroyed, and get a free 5-pound bag of onions.
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Hank Hill: Fine. But I think you owe my lawn an apology. *pauses* We're waiting!
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Dale Gribble: Booooo! I am a high-priced Washington lobbyist, peddling influence! Who wants candy?
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Peggy: Luanne and Bobby are at Junie Harper's house
Hank: [Nearly chokes on his beer before swallowing] I came very close to spitting out beer!
Hank: [Nearly chokes on his beer before swallowing] I came very close to spitting out beer!
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Hank: Maybe I should tie the long hair on your head to the short hair on your ass and kick you down the street!
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Hank: Dale, you giblet-head, if you were gonna cheat, why'd you buy a frozen bass?
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Hank: (finding Luanne in bed with a boy) I'm in a crisis situation here, I gotta go find Bobby. You two take turns kicking each other's asses.
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Dale Gribble: I thought we agreed to never discuss the horrors we saw on the killing fields of the Family Fun Center.
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Cane Skretteberg: I don't care how many guys you held in the men's room, you still can't beat us!
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