King of the Hill Quotes
[Trying to act like a pimp while confronting one.]
Hank Hill: Alright, man, get outta that Jalopy and let's talk some bui'ness!
Hank Hill: Alright, man, get outta that Jalopy and let's talk some bui'ness!
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Dale: "Turbines!" (NOTE: He is in a air vent filled with roaches, he promptly rotates and kills several)
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Luanne Platter: Uncle Hank, I quit being a virgin the first time I had sex.
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[Hank learns that Peggy had sex with another man before she got married.]
Hank: Bwaaah!!!
Peggy: He's gay now, if that makes you feel better.
Hank: BWAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Peggy: Of course it doesn't.
Hank: Bwaaah!!!
Peggy: He's gay now, if that makes you feel better.
Hank: BWAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Peggy: Of course it doesn't.
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Boomhauer: (To Bobby) "Hey man, your daddy quotes me? Hey man, maybe we'll stay mad at Hank for just one week." (Versus three)
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Hank: Why couldn't it have been me and Boomhauer that did something horrible to you guys?
Bill: 'Cause Boomhauer's a saint.
Bill: 'Cause Boomhauer's a saint.
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Diminished Glutes Support Group: [Chanting at race]: We're here! No rear! Get used to it!
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Dale: (When Dale's Porta Potti collapses while Hanks's in it) "He's a squatter!"
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bully#1: (enters boy's bathroom with his friends while bobby is washing his hands)ha. hey, freshmeat, this is the senior's bathroom. i'm gonna shove your head in the toilet.
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Bobby Hill: Hey, I didn't go looking for trouble. Trouble came-a-knockin' and Bobby Hill's foot answered the door.
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Kahn: (Talking to Bobby) I heard what you did to Chane Wasonasong -- unforgivable! But then I hear what you did to your father -- very funny. So I'm conflicted.
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Peggy Hill: That's right, Bobby. I think you'll find that I have no testicles. Where's your secret weapon now?
Kahn: She bluffing! Finish her!
Kahn: She bluffing! Finish her!
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Dale Gribble: If you want to elect me, Dale Gribble, president of the Gun Club, running on the Save-Your-Sorry-Ass platform, say "aye."
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Dale Gribble: (holding a plate of macaroons, small macaroons on one side, large macaroons on the other side) Macaroon? I've got entrance wound size, and exit wound size. (The small macaroons are called "entrance wound size", and the large macaroons are called "exit wound size".)
Dale: "Pocket sand!" (tosses sand in the eyes of his attacker)
Dale: "Pocket sand!" (tosses sand in the eyes of his attacker)
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Peggy Hill: (subtitled): Your honor, I can tell you are a reasonable horse. I am very pregnant because of what happened with Lupe. She ate my bus accident and all I wanted was to make Lupe into a book. I have too many good anuses ahead of me to spend my life in a cigar factory.
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Hank Hill: How about this one?
Cotton Hill: Peace!? I bet you would like that! Why don't you get one with a flag-burnin' on it? Besides, we're a Joy family.
Cotton Hill: Peace!? I bet you would like that! Why don't you get one with a flag-burnin' on it? Besides, we're a Joy family.
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Didi Hill: I'm lucky. Cotton is so easy to shop for. Either he likes what I get him, and he's happy, or he hates it, and he shoots it, and he's happy.
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Bobby: "I'm sweet on you, Connie! I'm your little candy man!"
Bobby: (When Connie referred to Bobby as 'just a friend') "Don't use the 'f' word on me, not me; This is your cuddle monster talking."
Bobby: (When Connie referred to Bobby as 'just a friend') "Don't use the 'f' word on me, not me; This is your cuddle monster talking."
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