Knight Rider Quotes
K.I.T.T.: [having just beaten Bonnie at a video game] Sorry Bonnie, would you like to try again?
Bonnie Barstow: No thank you, Kitt. You know how low my resistance is. I don't want to get hooked on 'Space Cadet'.
K.I.T.T.: Whatever you say, Bonnie. However I'd like to point out that this a game of skill, designed not only to challenge ones hand-eye coordination, but to stimulate strategic thinking as well.
Bonnie Barstow: As long as you put it that way, one more quickly.
Bonnie Barstow: No thank you, Kitt. You know how low my resistance is. I don't want to get hooked on 'Space Cadet'.
K.I.T.T.: Whatever you say, Bonnie. However I'd like to point out that this a game of skill, designed not only to challenge ones hand-eye coordination, but to stimulate strategic thinking as well.
Bonnie Barstow: As long as you put it that way, one more quickly.
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K.I.T.T.: Is that you, Michael?
Michael Knight: Yeah.
K.I.T.T.: You look like crap.
Michael Knight: Well, so do you, pal.
K.I.T.T.: At least I have an excuse. You've obviously gone down the toilet since we split up, Michael. Get a life.
Michael Knight: I got a life and a body, too, which is more I than I can say for you.
Michael Knight: Yeah.
K.I.T.T.: You look like crap.
Michael Knight: Well, so do you, pal.
K.I.T.T.: At least I have an excuse. You've obviously gone down the toilet since we split up, Michael. Get a life.
Michael Knight: I got a life and a body, too, which is more I than I can say for you.
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Layla Charon Callan: The shack! The poachers shack, I know this place!
Michael Knight: The Lacroix know about this place too?
Layla Charon Callan: Everybody know. My father build it. Then the poachers take it away. Now they use it for their dynamite, their food.
Michael Knight: Then you know a way out of here?
Layla Charon Callan: I'm like your car, Michael, I can make good guess...
Michael Knight: The Lacroix know about this place too?
Layla Charon Callan: Everybody know. My father build it. Then the poachers take it away. Now they use it for their dynamite, their food.
Michael Knight: Then you know a way out of here?
Layla Charon Callan: I'm like your car, Michael, I can make good guess...
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Matt Erickson: Well, the Lone Eagle of the Highway finally landed.
Michael Knight: The Lone Eagle landed two hours ago. You were just too busy to notice.
Matt Erickson: Well, when you're hot you're hot, what can I say, you know?
Michael Knight: The Lone Eagle landed two hours ago. You were just too busy to notice.
Matt Erickson: Well, when you're hot you're hot, what can I say, you know?
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Michael Knight: Alright. I drive from here on.
K.I.T.T.: Absolutely. [switches to Normal Cruise]
K.I.T.T.: Providing you'll promise me one thing.
Michael Knight: What?
K.I.T.T.: Please do not refer to me as a 'car' or a 'set of wheels', it's most demeaning. I'm the Knight Industries Two Thousand. You always called me 'Kitt'.
Michael Knight: Alright, Kitt, let's see what you can do.
K.I.T.T.: Absolutely. [switches to Normal Cruise]
K.I.T.T.: Providing you'll promise me one thing.
Michael Knight: What?
K.I.T.T.: Please do not refer to me as a 'car' or a 'set of wheels', it's most demeaning. I'm the Knight Industries Two Thousand. You always called me 'Kitt'.
Michael Knight: Alright, Kitt, let's see what you can do.
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Michael Knight: Need a lift?
Devon Miles: You don't think I'm going to hoof it, do you?
Michael Knight: Why, I see you're picking up on the local vernacular.
Devon Miles: All I need to learn now is the Texas two-step.
Michael Knight: I would have thought the Viennese waltz was more your style.
Devon Miles: Yeah well, eh, the foxtrot is as far back as I can go.
Devon Miles: You don't think I'm going to hoof it, do you?
Michael Knight: Why, I see you're picking up on the local vernacular.
Devon Miles: All I need to learn now is the Texas two-step.
Michael Knight: I would have thought the Viennese waltz was more your style.
Devon Miles: Yeah well, eh, the foxtrot is as far back as I can go.
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Michael Knight: Why wasn't I told about the other car?
Devon Miles: Oh, Michael please.
Michael Knight: No Michael please, I had a right to know.
Devon Miles: Yes you did. Let me explain. Six months before we found you in the desert, near death, Wilton activated what was probably the crowning achievement of his life.
Michael Knight: KITT.
Devon Miles: No, KARR. K-A-R-R.
Michael Knight: What's KARR?
Devon Miles: The Knight Automated Roving Robot. That was Wilton's title for his prototype vehicle.
Michael Knight: I think I like KITT better.
Devon Miles: You can say that again. Now, KITT's primary function is to serve you. To protect you from harm.
Bonnie Barstow: But KARR had no such programming. Instead, it's primary fuction is self-preservation.
Michael Knight: And that was a mistake?
Devon Miles: A major one. Consider the circumstances, just as Wilton realized he made a mistake by not programming KARR properly, he company was virtually toppled from within by the same people that left you for dead on that desert highway. As we struggled to save your life, and I attempted to build a safer car, the earlier model was put in storage. I thought Wilton had it dismantled before he died. But, I was wrong.
Michael Knight: Ok, I'm sorry. But I still don't see how one computer program can make all that much difference.
Bonnie Barstow: Michael, KITT's primary function to protect human life, is for one of a better word, altruistic.
Devon Miles: But KARR without that program is self-serving. Almost animalistic in nat
Devon Miles: Oh, Michael please.
Michael Knight: No Michael please, I had a right to know.
Devon Miles: Yes you did. Let me explain. Six months before we found you in the desert, near death, Wilton activated what was probably the crowning achievement of his life.
Michael Knight: KITT.
Devon Miles: No, KARR. K-A-R-R.
Michael Knight: What's KARR?
Devon Miles: The Knight Automated Roving Robot. That was Wilton's title for his prototype vehicle.
Michael Knight: I think I like KITT better.
Devon Miles: You can say that again. Now, KITT's primary function is to serve you. To protect you from harm.
Bonnie Barstow: But KARR had no such programming. Instead, it's primary fuction is self-preservation.
Michael Knight: And that was a mistake?
Devon Miles: A major one. Consider the circumstances, just as Wilton realized he made a mistake by not programming KARR properly, he company was virtually toppled from within by the same people that left you for dead on that desert highway. As we struggled to save your life, and I attempted to build a safer car, the earlier model was put in storage. I thought Wilton had it dismantled before he died. But, I was wrong.
Michael Knight: Ok, I'm sorry. But I still don't see how one computer program can make all that much difference.
Bonnie Barstow: Michael, KITT's primary function to protect human life, is for one of a better word, altruistic.
Devon Miles: But KARR without that program is self-serving. Almost animalistic in nat
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Narrator: Michael Knight, a lone crusader in a dangerous world. The world... of the Knight Rider.
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Opening narration: Knight Rider. A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist. Michael Knight, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless, in a world of criminals who operate above the law.
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Closing narration (Season 1 only): Michael Knight, a lone crusader in a dangerous world, the world...of the Knight Rider.
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Extra closing narration (Season 1 only): One man can make a difference, Michael.
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[closing narration - early episodes]
Narrator: Michael Knight, a lone crusader in a dangerous world. The world... of the Knight Rider.
Narrator: Michael Knight, a lone crusader in a dangerous world. The world... of the Knight Rider.
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[opening narration]
Narrator: Knight Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist. Michael Knight, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless, in a world of criminals who operate above the law.
Narrator: Knight Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist. Michael Knight, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless, in a world of criminals who operate above the law.
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Michael Knight: [repeated line in the series, speaking to KITT] Keep your scanners peeled.
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Michael Knight: [repeated line in the series, while using KITT's video monitor] Yo, Devon!
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