Krampus Quote
Jordan: We know you still believe in the big fat creeper!
Max: I don't know what you're talking about!
Stevie: [pulls up Max's letter to Santa]Are you sure about that?
Beth Engel: [Max tries to get his letter back and Beth stops him]Stop!
Stevie: [starts reading Max's letter]Dear Santa, I know I haven't been great this year and I'm sorry for that, but I was really hoping you can help out me and my family this Christmas. We need you! Oh, Maxi Pad. That is so s...
Beth Engel: [stops Max from getting his letter back]Stop, Max!
Stevie: Blah blah blah. Bullshit, bullshit. Ah, here we go, Maxi's wishlist!
Beth Engel: Stevie, stop! That's enough!
Stevie: Wait, you're up first, Beth! [reading the letter]
Stevie: I wish me and Beth could hang out like we used to. [Beth turns her head to Max]
Stevie: Might've noticed that I don't have tons of friends. [Stevie pretends to feel sorry for him and Jordan mockingly smiles at Max]
Stevie: Oh no, really Max? [Jordan laughs and Stevie continues reading the letter]
Stevie: I wish my Mom and Dad could fall in love again. [Tom and Howard look at each other]
Stevie: I know they get upset a lot with Dad away from home so much. I think they really just miss each other. [Linda comes in]
Stevie: Also, I wish things weren't so hard for Uncle Howard and Aunt Linda. [Stevie and Linda look at each other]
Stevie: So, maybe you can lend them a hand for the rest of the year. [turns letter around as Howard and Linda look at each other]
Stevie: And... and that... [angrily facing Max]
Stevie: Screw you, Dad does not wish we were boys!
Sarah Engel: [smilingly enters the dining room with carambola]Who wants carambola? [Beth turns her head to her mother
Max: I don't know what you're talking about!
Stevie: [pulls up Max's letter to Santa]Are you sure about that?
Beth Engel: [Max tries to get his letter back and Beth stops him]Stop!
Stevie: [starts reading Max's letter]Dear Santa, I know I haven't been great this year and I'm sorry for that, but I was really hoping you can help out me and my family this Christmas. We need you! Oh, Maxi Pad. That is so s...
Beth Engel: [stops Max from getting his letter back]Stop, Max!
Stevie: Blah blah blah. Bullshit, bullshit. Ah, here we go, Maxi's wishlist!
Beth Engel: Stevie, stop! That's enough!
Stevie: Wait, you're up first, Beth! [reading the letter]
Stevie: I wish me and Beth could hang out like we used to. [Beth turns her head to Max]
Stevie: Might've noticed that I don't have tons of friends. [Stevie pretends to feel sorry for him and Jordan mockingly smiles at Max]
Stevie: Oh no, really Max? [Jordan laughs and Stevie continues reading the letter]
Stevie: I wish my Mom and Dad could fall in love again. [Tom and Howard look at each other]
Stevie: I know they get upset a lot with Dad away from home so much. I think they really just miss each other. [Linda comes in]
Stevie: Also, I wish things weren't so hard for Uncle Howard and Aunt Linda. [Stevie and Linda look at each other]
Stevie: So, maybe you can lend them a hand for the rest of the year. [turns letter around as Howard and Linda look at each other]
Stevie: And... and that... [angrily facing Max]
Stevie: Screw you, Dad does not wish we were boys!
Sarah Engel: [smilingly enters the dining room with carambola]Who wants carambola? [Beth turns her head to her mother
Movie: Krampus
