Kung Fu Panda 2 Quotes
Wolf Boss: Spread out! Search everywhere!
Wolf: What about over there?
Wolf Boss: Is there a part of everywhere?
Wolf: Uh, I guess.
Wolf Boss: [shouts]Then search there!
Wolf: What about over there?
Wolf Boss: Is there a part of everywhere?
Wolf: Uh, I guess.
Wolf Boss: [shouts]Then search there!
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Crane: So that was stealth mode?
Po: Yeah, to be honest, not one of my stronger modes.
Po: Yeah, to be honest, not one of my stronger modes.
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[last lines, as a panda from far away senses something]Panda Dad: My son is alive. [the panda looks down on other pandas living in a valley]
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Shen: So, one panda lives. That does not make you right.
Soothsayer: You're right. Being *right* makes me right.
Shen: Then I will kill him, and make you wrong!
Soothsayer: You're right. Being *right* makes me right.
Shen: Then I will kill him, and make you wrong!
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Po: [Tigress catches him beating up the ship's mast]Uh, I'm... training.
Tigress: The mast is not a worthy opponent. [flips through the air and lands beside Po with her hand extended toward him]
Tigress: I am ready.
Po: Okay. So serious...
Tigress: The mast is not a worthy opponent. [flips through the air and lands beside Po with her hand extended toward him]
Tigress: I am ready.
Po: Okay. So serious...
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Wolf Boss: [to Po as they are surrounded by wolf soldiers]Guess nobody told you, you mess with the wolf, you get the fangs!
Wolf Boss: [he hits Po in the stomach]I've hit you twice. What are you gonna do now?
Po: [he looks undefeated at Wolf Boss but then suddenly shouts]We surrender!
Wolf Boss: [he hits Po in the stomach]I've hit you twice. What are you gonna do now?
Po: [he looks undefeated at Wolf Boss but then suddenly shouts]We surrender!
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Shen: Why don't you tell me my...
Soothsayer: Fortune?
Shen: [annoyed]The future. I was going to say future.
Soothsayer: Fortune?
Shen: [annoyed]The future. I was going to say future.
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Shen: My father's throne. He used to let me play here beside him, promising me someday this throne would be mine. [Shen has his father's throne pitched out the window, and a heavy, ornate cannon put in its place]
Shen: A little to the left.
Gorilla Guard
1: But it's so heavy, Master.
Shen: Thirty years I've waited for this moment. Everything must be exactly as I envisioned it. And I envisioned it... a little to the left. [the gorillas grunt and move the cannon]
Shen: Perfect. With the weapon by my si... uh, a little bit more. [the gorillas groan and move it again]
Shen: With the weapon by my side, none can stand in my way!
Shen: A little to the left.
Gorilla Guard
1: But it's so heavy, Master.
Shen: Thirty years I've waited for this moment. Everything must be exactly as I envisioned it. And I envisioned it... a little to the left. [the gorillas grunt and move the cannon]
Shen: Perfect. With the weapon by my si... uh, a little bit more. [the gorillas groan and move it again]
Shen: With the weapon by my side, none can stand in my way!
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Master Thundering Rhino: What do you want, Shen?
Shen: What is rightfully mine: Gongmen City!
Master Thundering Rhino: Gongmen is under the stewardship of the Council of Masters, and we will protect it. Even from you.
Shen: [laughs]I'm so glad you feel that way! Otherwise I'd have dragged... that all the way here for nothing. [He motions to his wolf soldiers dragging a heavy crate into the courtyard]
Master Storming Ox: What's in the box, Shen?
Shen: You want to see? It's a gift. It's your parting gift... in that it will part you. Part of you here, part of you there, and part of you way over there, staining the wall!
Shen: What is rightfully mine: Gongmen City!
Master Thundering Rhino: Gongmen is under the stewardship of the Council of Masters, and we will protect it. Even from you.
Shen: [laughs]I'm so glad you feel that way! Otherwise I'd have dragged... that all the way here for nothing. [He motions to his wolf soldiers dragging a heavy crate into the courtyard]
Master Storming Ox: What's in the box, Shen?
Shen: You want to see? It's a gift. It's your parting gift... in that it will part you. Part of you here, part of you there, and part of you way over there, staining the wall!
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Mr. Ping: Oh, Po, your story may not have such a happy beginning, but look how it turned out. You got me, you got kung fu, and you got noodles!
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Shifu: This could be the end of Kung Fu.
Po: But I just got Kung Fu!
Shifu: And now, you must *save* it!
Po: But I just got Kung Fu!
Shifu: And now, you must *save* it!
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[Shen enters the courtyard of his parents' palace]Shen: Good afternoon, gentlemen... now that we've got the pleasantries out of the way, please leave my house.
Master Storming Ox: *Your* house?
Shen: Yes, didn't you see the peacock on the front door?
Master Storming Ox: *Your* house?
Shen: Yes, didn't you see the peacock on the front door?
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Po: Nothing's unstoppable except for me when I'm stopping you from telling me something's unstoppable.
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[from trailer]Po: Kung-fu staring contest! GO! [stares at the viewer for 16 seconds]
Po: You guys look amazing, by the way...
Po: You guys look amazing, by the way...
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Wolf Boss: [Po gets distracted by his Shen's symbol on Wolf Boss's right shoulder plate and gets hit by Wolf Boss's hammer, knocking him into the bunny villagers]Chew on that, tubby!
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Mr. Ping: Thank you, thank you for coming to Dragon Warrior Noodles and Tofu!
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[as Po, the Furious Five and the Masters fight their way through Shen's wolves]Shen: Why aren't we firing?
Wolf Boss: They're taking out our gunners, sir! They're getting close!
Shen: Fire, fire at them!
Wolf Boss: But, sir, we'll kill our own!
Shen: [screaming]I said fire at them! FIRE!
Wolf Boss: [drops his torch]... No. [Shen kills the Wolf Boss with his daggers, then jumps onto the cannon and lights the fuse himself]
Wolf Boss: They're taking out our gunners, sir! They're getting close!
Shen: Fire, fire at them!
Wolf Boss: But, sir, we'll kill our own!
Shen: [screaming]I said fire at them! FIRE!
Wolf Boss: [drops his torch]... No. [Shen kills the Wolf Boss with his daggers, then jumps onto the cannon and lights the fuse himself]
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Tigress: Don't worry Mr. Ping. He'll be back before you can say noodles.
Mr. Ping: [stands there worried, while the the five and Po go to save China]noodles
Mr. Ping: [stands there worried, while the the five and Po go to save China]noodles
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Master Storming Ox: Like I said, you are not getting me out of this cell! [Sees that he and Croc are out of the cell]
Master Storming Ox: Oh.
Po: Yes! Ha ha, woo-hoo! All right, let's go!
Master Croc: [the Masters ignore Po and walk to another cell]I get the top bunk.
Master Storming Ox: Oh.
Po: Yes! Ha ha, woo-hoo! All right, let's go!
Master Croc: [the Masters ignore Po and walk to another cell]I get the top bunk.
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Crane: [spotting the Wolf Boss]Isn't that the guy who hammered you in the face?
Po: I hate that guy.
Po: I hate that guy.
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Wolf Boss: [as they're fighting]Is that all you got? 'Cause it feels like I'm fighting a big old fluffy cloud!
Po: Well, this cloud is about bring the thunder!
Po: Well, this cloud is about bring the thunder!
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[as they enter the courtyard of the palace, Po stumbles in a trench in the stones, at the end of which Master Rhino's hammer is planted. Po and the Furious Five stop and stare in horror, knowing they are seeing the place where Master Rhino died]Wolf Boss: [chuckles and pats the haft of the hammer]Keep moving.
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[Master Rhino deflects all of Shen's throwing knives and jabs Shen with his hammer, sending him skidding back and breaking all his daggers]Shen: Show-off.
Master Thundering Rhino: That is a warning. You are no match for our kung fu.
Shen: I agree... but this is. [He jumps back onto the crate as it falls open, revealing a cannon aimed at Rhino]
Master Thundering Rhino: That is a warning. You are no match for our kung fu.
Shen: I agree... but this is. [He jumps back onto the crate as it falls open, revealing a cannon aimed at Rhino]
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Po: Tell me what happened that night.
Shen: What night?
Po: THAT night!
Shen: Oh, that night?
Po: YES! We're talking about the same night, right?
Shen: What night?
Po: THAT night!
Shen: Oh, that night?
Po: YES! We're talking about the same night, right?
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[rushing off to save the Musicians' Village]Tigress: No snack stops this time.
Po: Ha-ha-ha! Snack stops! [scoffs, then follows her]
Po: Wait, are you serious?
Po: Ha-ha-ha! Snack stops! [scoffs, then follows her]
Po: Wait, are you serious?
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