Kung Fu Panda 3 Quotes
Shifu: If you only do what you can do, you'll never be better than what you are.
Po: But I like who I am!
Shifu: You don't even know who you are!
Po: But I like who I am!
Shifu: You don't even know who you are!
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Po: Who are you?
Li: I'm Li Shang. I'm looking for my son. [everybody gasps]
Po: You lost your son?
Li: Yes. Many years ago.
Po: I lost my father.
Li: I'm very sorry.
Po: Thank you. [pause]
Li: Well, good luck to you.
Po: You too. I hope you find your son.
Li: And I hope you find your father. [they both walk off, everyone facepalms]
Li: I'm Li Shang. I'm looking for my son. [everybody gasps]
Po: You lost your son?
Li: Yes. Many years ago.
Po: I lost my father.
Li: I'm very sorry.
Po: Thank you. [pause]
Li: Well, good luck to you.
Po: You too. I hope you find your son.
Li: And I hope you find your father. [they both walk off, everyone facepalms]
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[from clip] Kai: You must be the Dragon Warrior.
Po: And you must be Kai. Beast of vengeance, Maker of widows.
Kai: YES! Finally thank you. Almost makes me want to spare your life.
Po: Oh you want to spare me huh? How about you spare me the chit-chat alright let's do this.
Kai: I'm going to take your chi then the chi of every panda in the...
Po: Augh! chit-chat
Kai: In the...
Po: Chitty-chitty-chat-chat, chat-chat-chat!
Kai: In the...
Po: Chit-Chat!
Po: And you must be Kai. Beast of vengeance, Maker of widows.
Kai: YES! Finally thank you. Almost makes me want to spare your life.
Po: Oh you want to spare me huh? How about you spare me the chit-chat alright let's do this.
Kai: I'm going to take your chi then the chi of every panda in the...
Po: Augh! chit-chat
Kai: In the...
Po: Chitty-chitty-chat-chat, chat-chat-chat!
Kai: In the...
Po: Chit-Chat!
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Mantis: [they stand outside a ship run aground in a desert after Masters Bear and Croc ran in]We gotta get in there.
Crane: But Master Shifu said...
Mantis: You're seriously afraid? Even Master Chicken's going in, and he's a *chicken*!
Crane: But Master Shifu said...
Mantis: You're seriously afraid? Even Master Chicken's going in, and he's a *chicken*!
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Kai: [Kai has materialized in a vast field; two farmers cower in fear of him]What is this place?
Rabbit Villager: [uneasy]Ah... my brother's farm?
Kai: Ah. If I stepped on you, would you die?
Rabbit Villager: [both cower as the Goose lays eggs in fear]Y-yes.
Kai: The Mortal Realm. [speaking to jade talisman of Oogway]
Kai: You hear that, Oogway? I'm back. [bellows]
Kai: Kai has RETURNED!
Rabbit Villager ,
Farmer Goose: Who?
Kai: Kai. General Kai. Supreme Warlord of all China!
Farmer Goose: I dunno.
Kai: The Jade Slayer. Master of Pain. You may know me as the Beast of Vengeance. Uh... Maker of Widows?
Farmer Goose: Huh?
Kai: [exasperated]Okay, I used to work with Oogway?
Rabbit Villager ,
Farmer Goose: Oh, Master Oogway!
Farmer Goose: He was a great warrior!
Rabbit Villager: We've heard of Master Oogway, he's a...
Kai: [cutting their chatter]Okay, okay, enough. SILENCE!
Rabbit Villager: [uneasy]Ah... my brother's farm?
Kai: Ah. If I stepped on you, would you die?
Rabbit Villager: [both cower as the Goose lays eggs in fear]Y-yes.
Kai: The Mortal Realm. [speaking to jade talisman of Oogway]
Kai: You hear that, Oogway? I'm back. [bellows]
Kai: Kai has RETURNED!
Rabbit Villager ,
Farmer Goose: Who?
Kai: Kai. General Kai. Supreme Warlord of all China!
Farmer Goose: I dunno.
Kai: The Jade Slayer. Master of Pain. You may know me as the Beast of Vengeance. Uh... Maker of Widows?
Farmer Goose: Huh?
Kai: [exasperated]Okay, I used to work with Oogway?
Rabbit Villager ,
Farmer Goose: Oh, Master Oogway!
Farmer Goose: He was a great warrior!
Rabbit Villager: We've heard of Master Oogway, he's a...
Kai: [cutting their chatter]Okay, okay, enough. SILENCE!
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Po: Justice is about to be served! [at his dad's cafe]
Po: We'll have two Justice platters, please.
Po: We'll have two Justice platters, please.
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[from trailer] Po: Master Shifu? Good time, bad time?
Shifu: Time is an allusion, there is only the now.
Po: So now is a... good time?
Shifu: Oh!
Shifu: Time is an allusion, there is only the now.
Po: So now is a... good time?
Shifu: Oh!
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Po: Never under-estimate the impact of dramatic entrance! [Po made a dramatic move to kick open the door, door suddenly opens, oops it's Shifu!]
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Oogway: [the two duel in the Spirit Realm]You've grown stronger!
Kai: Five *hundred* years in the Spirit Realm; you pick up a thing or two. [brandishes jade amulets]
Kai: I have taken the chi of ever master here!
Oogway: [gasps]No...
Kai: [chuckles]Yes... and soon, I will have *your* power, too!
Oogway: [pleading]When will you realize the more you take, the less you have?
Kai: Five *hundred* years in the Spirit Realm; you pick up a thing or two. [brandishes jade amulets]
Kai: I have taken the chi of ever master here!
Oogway: [gasps]No...
Kai: [chuckles]Yes... and soon, I will have *your* power, too!
Oogway: [pleading]When will you realize the more you take, the less you have?
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Crane: [Crane is flying, with Mantis on his hat]Wings of surveillance!
Mantis: Why do you do that?
Crane: Do what?
Mantis: Just 'cause you say wings of before something, it doesn't mean that you're doing a special move. It's like me saying antenna of power! or thorax of... making sandwiches!
Crane: Wings of disagreement.
Mantis: Why do you do that?
Crane: Do what?
Mantis: Just 'cause you say wings of before something, it doesn't mean that you're doing a special move. It's like me saying antenna of power! or thorax of... making sandwiches!
Crane: Wings of disagreement.
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Po: [Shifu has made a flower bloom with the power of chi]Woah! What was that?
Shifu: That was chi.
Po: Wow! What's chi?
Shifu: The energy that flows through *all* living things.
Po: So you're saying if I-so you're saying if I teach, I'll be able to do cool stuff like that?
Shifu: No, I'm saying if you teach, *I'll* be able to do cool stuff like that.
Po: Oh.
Shifu: Mastering chi requires mastery of self. Oogway sat alone in a cave for *thirty* years, asking one question: who am I? Who am I? I'm lucky if I get five minutes before you interrupt...
Po: Aw, so now I have to sit alone in a cave for thirty years?
Shifu: Eventually. After you master teaching.
Po: Teaching? There's no way I'm ever gonna be like you!
Shifu: I'm not trying to turn you into me; I'm trying to turn you into you.
Shifu: That was chi.
Po: Wow! What's chi?
Shifu: The energy that flows through *all* living things.
Po: So you're saying if I-so you're saying if I teach, I'll be able to do cool stuff like that?
Shifu: No, I'm saying if you teach, *I'll* be able to do cool stuff like that.
Po: Oh.
Shifu: Mastering chi requires mastery of self. Oogway sat alone in a cave for *thirty* years, asking one question: who am I? Who am I? I'm lucky if I get five minutes before you interrupt...
Po: Aw, so now I have to sit alone in a cave for thirty years?
Shifu: Eventually. After you master teaching.
Po: Teaching? There's no way I'm ever gonna be like you!
Shifu: I'm not trying to turn you into me; I'm trying to turn you into you.
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[first lines] Oogway: Inner peace... inner peace. [a flower petal falls on his nose]
Oogway: Itchy nose...
Oogway: Itchy nose...
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Po: [Mr. Ping has stowed away in Po's travel bag]Dad?
Li: [thinks Po is talking to him]Yes?
Po: [sternly]Dad... [opens the bag to find Mr. Ping inside]
Mr. Ping: Yes?
Po: What are you doing here?
Mr. Ping: What am I doing? Getting a backache! Did you have to step on every rock?
Po: No, I mean why are you here ?
Mr. Ping: What was I supposed to do, huh? What if the pandas don't have food you like? You're never gonna be able to save the world on an empty stomach. I consider my presence mission critical.
Li: Oh yes, about that. We can't share the location of the village with others. So...
Mr. Ping: Oh, you think I can't keep a secret, huh? I raised Po for twenty years before I finally told him he was adopted.
Li: Seriously?
Po: Yeah.
Li: OK, I guess it would be cruel to make you fly back.
Po: [amazed]You can fly?
Mr. Ping: I'm a bird, Po.
Li: [thinks Po is talking to him]Yes?
Po: [sternly]Dad... [opens the bag to find Mr. Ping inside]
Mr. Ping: Yes?
Po: What are you doing here?
Mr. Ping: What am I doing? Getting a backache! Did you have to step on every rock?
Po: No, I mean why are you here ?
Mr. Ping: What was I supposed to do, huh? What if the pandas don't have food you like? You're never gonna be able to save the world on an empty stomach. I consider my presence mission critical.
Li: Oh yes, about that. We can't share the location of the village with others. So...
Mr. Ping: Oh, you think I can't keep a secret, huh? I raised Po for twenty years before I finally told him he was adopted.
Li: Seriously?
Po: Yeah.
Li: OK, I guess it would be cruel to make you fly back.
Po: [amazed]You can fly?
Mr. Ping: I'm a bird, Po.
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Crane: Master, what are we going to do?
Shifu: *You* are going to find out where Kai is. Follow the trail of those jade creatures but do not engage For with every foe he faces Kai becomes stronger.
Crane: Why me? Is it because I asked?
Shifu: No. It is because you can fly. Go
Mantis: Should have kept your beak shut!
Shifu: And take Mantis.
Mantis: What? Oh man, is it because I...
Shifu: Yes.
Shifu: *You* are going to find out where Kai is. Follow the trail of those jade creatures but do not engage For with every foe he faces Kai becomes stronger.
Crane: Why me? Is it because I asked?
Shifu: No. It is because you can fly. Go
Mantis: Should have kept your beak shut!
Shifu: And take Mantis.
Mantis: What? Oh man, is it because I...
Shifu: Yes.
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Po: [leaps into a fight]Enemies of justice, prepare for... [sees he's leapt too far and is going over them]
Po: Are you kidding me? [crashes]
Po: Are you kidding me? [crashes]
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[from trailer] Li: [wheezing]I am your father... Why're there so many stairs?
Mr. Ping: Why is he breathing like that? It's creepy!
Mr. Ping: Why is he breathing like that? It's creepy!
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Po: There's no way I can stop him!
Li: Unless you had an army of your own.
Po: You don't even know kung fu!
Li: Then you will teach us.
Li: Unless you had an army of your own.
Po: You don't even know kung fu!
Li: Then you will teach us.
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Tigress: [to Po]Kai took the Valley, it's all gone... now he's coming for the Pandas... you MUST teach them to fight!
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Li: You have to come home with me.
Po: What? To the secret village?
Li: Yes, son. You must rediscover what it is to be a panda. You have to learn how to live like a panda. Sleep like a panda. Eat like a panda. Those 103 dumplings? I was just warming up.
Po: I always knew I wasn't eating up to my full potential!
Po: What? To the secret village?
Li: Yes, son. You must rediscover what it is to be a panda. You have to learn how to live like a panda. Sleep like a panda. Eat like a panda. Those 103 dumplings? I was just warming up.
Po: I always knew I wasn't eating up to my full potential!
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Shifu: You must take the next step on your journey, from warrior to teacher.
Po: But I'm no good at it!
Shifu: You're terrible at it!
Po: But I'm no good at it!
Shifu: You're terrible at it!
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Shifu: [searching through Oogway's scroll library]There's so much wisdom in here, I can't find anything!
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