L.A. Vice Quotes

Dean Evans: You are a private detective?
Spenser: Yes, ma'am.
Dean Evans: How does one get to be a private detective?
Spenser: I hesitate to generalize. I was a cop, found myself restless with the hierarchy, decided to go private. I was helped to that decision by getting fired.

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Jez Torrent: Do you know how they play ping-pong in Thailand? Well it doesn't involve a paddle if you know what I mean.

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Spenser: [Spenser tells Susan about an attempt on his life by the Gray Man] I don't think he expected to miss.
Susan Silverman: But he did. And you charged him. And now, he knows a little more about you.
Spenser: And vice versa.
Susan Silverman: What do you know about him?
Spenser: That he's not caught up in macho games. He took a shot at me and it didn't work out so he walked away from it. There'll be another time. He'll look for it. He's not interested in who's tougher. He's interested in who's dead.
Susan Silverman: You are a piece of work. The Gray Man thinks he's chasing you... and you think you're chasing him.
Spenser: I AM chasing him. What I don't want is for him to know it.

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Toni - Flash FM: Man, I ,like, dig this place! Like, the T-shirt says "I Heart Vice City." Man, I ,like, so "Heart" this place! It's pretty bitchin'! I get laid a lot.
Teri: No, you don't. It means "I Love Vice City." It's symbolic, as in, "I'd Heart Your Ugly Face Getting Run Over By An 18-Wheeler, You Tramp?"

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Vice City TV Reporter: VNN: Where good news is no news.

Movie: L.A. Vice