Jed: You wanna get high and watch Zelig?
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Pat: [Referring to Ali's not saying she left for school early for student government]Bullshit.
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Ali: [to Dana]Is your drugstore underwear wedged that deep up your ass?
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Pat: [to Alan after having sex with him]Which one of us fucks better?
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Ali: [Before she takes her first hit of H]Call my mom if I die.
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Dana: This is the best sports drink ever!
Ali: It's because it's whiskey Mountain Dew!
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Ali: Dad's having an affair.
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