Last of the Summer Wine Quotes
Clegg: Don't stare; it's rude.
Billy: Exactly. Anybody would think we'd never seen a bloke in a dressing gown up to his waist in water strangling a swan before.
Billy: Exactly. Anybody would think we'd never seen a bloke in a dressing gown up to his waist in water strangling a swan before.
Movie: Last of the Summer Wine
Compo Simmonite: Hey-up, things must be serious if Foggy's opening his purse. I shouldn't bother with that, Foggy; we've been decimalized since thee were last in there.
Movie: Last of the Summer Wine
[last lines]
Compo Simmonite: I could murder some fish and chips.
Foggy Dewhurst: You usually do.
Norman Clegg: If ever there's been a neglected subject in poetry, it's vinegar.
Compo Simmonite: I could murder some fish and chips.
Foggy Dewhurst: You usually do.
Norman Clegg: If ever there's been a neglected subject in poetry, it's vinegar.
Movie: Last of the Summer Wine
[last lines]
Clegg: Do you think you can ever really be forgiven for insulting a hat?
Truly: Huh. People used to laugh at me when I was a bobby, but I found if you smiled and were forgiving you could usually get the beggars later.
Billy: Sometimes they laugh at me for wearing such a big feather.
Clegg: Well, you should try wearing it in your hat.
Clegg: Do you think you can ever really be forgiven for insulting a hat?
Truly: Huh. People used to laugh at me when I was a bobby, but I found if you smiled and were forgiving you could usually get the beggars later.
Billy: Sometimes they laugh at me for wearing such a big feather.
Clegg: Well, you should try wearing it in your hat.
Movie: Last of the Summer Wine
[last lines] [Glenda is dressed as an American Indian maiden]
Barry: Glenda?
Glenda: [giggles] Me White Feather.
Barry: Do you tickle?
Glenda: Come and find out. [pulls Barry inside]
Barry: Glenda?
Glenda: [giggles] Me White Feather.
Barry: Do you tickle?
Glenda: Come and find out. [pulls Barry inside]
Movie: Last of the Summer Wine