Late Night with Conan O'Brien Quote
Conan O'Brien: A lot of people seemed to like President Bush's speech last night.
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: Noooooo!
Conan O'Brien: No?
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: It was garbage! No-one even watched it!
Conan O'Brien: What do you mean no-one watched it?
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: They were too busy watching my convention speech again! It's now available on DVD!
Conan O'Brien: Oh, wait. You mean to say you put your convention speech on a DVD?
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yah, I expanded it into a full-length feature by adding deleted scenes and there's some new explosions, and I even added a commentary track by me!
Conan O'Brien: What? Your DVD has you doing a commentary track?
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yah, yah! It's filled with insightful comments I made during the speech! Comments like 'Look! That's me!' and 'Oh, this is a good speech!' and 'Oh, check out the jugs on that delegate from Rhode Island'!
Conan O'Brien: Okay, you shouldn't do that. That's not good.
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: Plus, Conan, there's more! There's *more*!
Conan O'Brien: Really? There's more?
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yah, there's an alternate ending to the speech! Where my speech fights with George Bush's speech on the surface of Mars!
Conan O'Brien: The two speeches fight?
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: The two speeches collide in a never-before-seen conglomeration of speeches! My speech on the surface it tears into George Bush's speech, rips it into shreds and I turn to the camera and I say, "I'm
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: Noooooo!
Conan O'Brien: No?
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: It was garbage! No-one even watched it!
Conan O'Brien: What do you mean no-one watched it?
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: They were too busy watching my convention speech again! It's now available on DVD!
Conan O'Brien: Oh, wait. You mean to say you put your convention speech on a DVD?
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yah, I expanded it into a full-length feature by adding deleted scenes and there's some new explosions, and I even added a commentary track by me!
Conan O'Brien: What? Your DVD has you doing a commentary track?
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yah, yah! It's filled with insightful comments I made during the speech! Comments like 'Look! That's me!' and 'Oh, this is a good speech!' and 'Oh, check out the jugs on that delegate from Rhode Island'!
Conan O'Brien: Okay, you shouldn't do that. That's not good.
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: Plus, Conan, there's more! There's *more*!
Conan O'Brien: Really? There's more?
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yah, there's an alternate ending to the speech! Where my speech fights with George Bush's speech on the surface of Mars!
Conan O'Brien: The two speeches fight?
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: The two speeches collide in a never-before-seen conglomeration of speeches! My speech on the surface it tears into George Bush's speech, rips it into shreds and I turn to the camera and I say, "I'm
TV Show: Late Night with Conan O'Brien
