Law and Order Quotes
Greevey: It's easier to bust out of Attica than to leave a hospital without paying.
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Reberty's Attorney: What's it going to take to make you happy, Stone?
Stone: The Mets in the Series, peace on Earth, and Dr. Reberty in Dannemora.
Stone: The Mets in the Series, peace on Earth, and Dr. Reberty in Dannemora.
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Robinette: Plane lands, 2: 45. Doorman says Detective Shearer and his wife got home at 4. He went upstairs, dropped his bags, left again 10 minutes later.
Det. Shearer: To get the drycleaning.
Benjamin Stone: After your honeymoon? That's very romantic. Paul?
Robinette: According to the doorman, Detective Shearer was gone for 3 hours.
Stone: Your drycleaner in Philadelphia?
Det. Shearer: To get the drycleaning.
Benjamin Stone: After your honeymoon? That's very romantic. Paul?
Robinette: According to the doorman, Detective Shearer was gone for 3 hours.
Stone: Your drycleaner in Philadelphia?
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Peter O'Farrell: If there's any crookedness, I'll buy the whole department dinner.
Logan: At these prices, you'll have to take out a second mortgage.
Peter O'Farrell: Only if I'm wrong.
Logan: At these prices, you'll have to take out a second mortgage.
Peter O'Farrell: Only if I'm wrong.
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Cragen: This is freakin' amazing. I don't know a computer disk from a slipped disk.
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Judge: Before we adjorn, I want to note for the record that I am appalled. We often say that our public officials are not above the law, but that's not enough. They represent it; if they don't obey it, who will?
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[Logan is forced to go a grief counselor after Greevey is murdered]
Logan: I'm fine.
Dr. Elizabeth Olivet: Hey detective, you ever hear of the seven stages of grief?
Logan: No.
Dr. Elizabeth Olivet: The first one is "denial".
Logan: I'm fine.
Dr. Elizabeth Olivet: Hey detective, you ever hear of the seven stages of grief?
Logan: No.
Dr. Elizabeth Olivet: The first one is "denial".
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Daniel Magadan: You know how to read a rap sheet, don’t you? Five arrests, three convictions.
Paul Robinette: So you’re a loser, so...?
Paul Robinette: So you’re a loser, so...?
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Don Cragen: ‘...maybe threaten his old lady.’ Too bad he didn’t take that route, Marie would have kicked his ass.
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Phil Ceretta: I wish we had a gun...
Mike Logan: I wish I had a girfriend named "Lola".
Mike Logan: I wish I had a girfriend named "Lola".
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Paul Robinette: Never seen you like this before.
Ben Stone: I have never done anything this potentially stupid before.
Ben Stone: I have never done anything this potentially stupid before.
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Dr. Elizabeth Olivet: He's psychotic; he's not psychopathic.
Phil Cerreta: What's the difference?
Dr. Elizabeth Olivet: Psychotic is when you believe the doorman was sent from Planet X to put mind control devices in your teeth. Psychopathic is when you blow the doorman away and take out 20 other people while you're at it.
Phil Cerreta: What's the difference?
Dr. Elizabeth Olivet: Psychotic is when you believe the doorman was sent from Planet X to put mind control devices in your teeth. Psychopathic is when you blow the doorman away and take out 20 other people while you're at it.
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Ms. Murdoch: How come every freak in the country lives in New York? Why don’t some of you people move to Nebraska?
Sal Violet: I’m from Nebraska, sweetie. How do you think I got this way?
Sal Violet: I’m from Nebraska, sweetie. How do you think I got this way?
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Christian 'Lemonhead' Tatum: I want that reward.
Phil Cerreta: I thought Polesky was your friend.
Christian 'Lemonhead' Tatum: I'm flexible.
Mike Logan: Crazy, not stupid.
Phil Cerreta: I thought Polesky was your friend.
Christian 'Lemonhead' Tatum: I'm flexible.
Mike Logan: Crazy, not stupid.
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Ben Stone: [to a mentally ill witness] Your psychiatrist tells us that you have moments of rational thought. We're going to take care of you, and you're going to go back in there and have one of those moments.
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[Mike Logan and Phil Cerreta listen to 911 call recordings, describing what they hear.]
Cerreta: Grandmother fell down the stairs... Daddy's beating up mommy...
Logan: An accident... boiler room explosion...
Cerreta: Want to move to a small town in New Jersey? I know one with a nice police chief.
Cerreta: Grandmother fell down the stairs... Daddy's beating up mommy...
Logan: An accident... boiler room explosion...
Cerreta: Want to move to a small town in New Jersey? I know one with a nice police chief.
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[Logan and Cerreta jokingly discuss the alibi of a cab driver]
Logan: It's not bulletproof. I used to drive a cab- I'd some nights park outside of Susan Dennis' house, take care of business, and pay the fare myself.
Cerreta: [chuckles] So that would have been what, three or four minutes?
Logan: [grins] More like a trip to the airport.
Logan: It's not bulletproof. I used to drive a cab- I'd some nights park outside of Susan Dennis' house, take care of business, and pay the fare myself.
Cerreta: [chuckles] So that would have been what, three or four minutes?
Logan: [grins] More like a trip to the airport.
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Dr. Olivet: Girls are constantly bombarded with images of who they should be to attract boys; movies...magazines...television...Madonna...
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Andrea Fermi: If you think that a woman doesn't know when she's being raped, then I hope you never find out how wrong you are.
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[The suspicious burning of a Latino nightclub, 'El Cielo', leads to the deaths of 53 people, and is quickly determined to be arson. ]
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[Logan and Cerreta interrogate a hungover suspect.]
Logan: Where'd you go after that?
Chuey: No se.
Logan: No se? Or won't se?
Logan: Where'd you go after that?
Chuey: No se.
Logan: No se? Or won't se?
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Cragen: The entire city is enraged at the deaths of people who, normally, they wouldn't have time of day for.
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[The arsonist reveals being hired to burn the nightclub.]
Defence Attorney: If he goes to jail, whoever hired him will kill him.
[Robinette picks him up and pins him against the wall]
Robinette: Listen, man: you don't go to jail and there are about 500 family members happy to kill you, you know what I'm saying?
Cesar Pescador: El Cubano, he told me to send them a message. 'A few of them burn, so what?' he said. 'there's a lot more where that came from.' A lot of Salvadoreans in that club. And they...got the message. They got the message.
Defence Attorney: If he goes to jail, whoever hired him will kill him.
[Robinette picks him up and pins him against the wall]
Robinette: Listen, man: you don't go to jail and there are about 500 family members happy to kill you, you know what I'm saying?
Cesar Pescador: El Cubano, he told me to send them a message. 'A few of them burn, so what?' he said. 'there's a lot more where that came from.' A lot of Salvadoreans in that club. And they...got the message. They got the message.
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Cerreta: These guys sound like Boy Scouts.
Logan: Or shadow lives. Somebody paid good money to have them killed- you peer long enough, something emerges from the shadows.
Logan: Or shadow lives. Somebody paid good money to have them killed- you peer long enough, something emerges from the shadows.
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[Teasdale is convincing Tina to lie about Frank Kemp's whereabouts]
Tina McManus: Sorry, I'm not very good at this.
Larry Teasdale: For 25 thou you'd better be.
Tina McManus: Sorry, I'm not very good at this.
Larry Teasdale: For 25 thou you'd better be.
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