Lazy Eye Quotes
Dean: You know, I think I'm going blind.
Mel: Well we both know what caused that, I think.
Mel: Well we both know what caused that, I think.
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Alex: What do you want, Dean?
Dean: What do I want?
Alex: Yes, it's a simple question. What do you want?
Dean: That is not a simple question.
Dean: What do I want?
Alex: Yes, it's a simple question. What do you want?
Dean: That is not a simple question.
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Optometrist: You have amblyopia.
Dean: Yes.
Optometrist: You didn't mention it in your medical history form.
Dean: I didn't want to brag.
Dean: Yes.
Optometrist: You didn't mention it in your medical history form.
Dean: I didn't want to brag.
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Dean: I've never understood the appeal of a big wedding.
Alex: I do. I want a huge wedding. Big flower arrangements. All my family and friends. Big band playing. If I ever love somebody that much, I want to shout it to the world.
Dean: You ever come close?
Alex: No. Well, maybe once.
Dean: You don't mean me.
Alex: You want to know the truth? I've been with a lot of guys in my life. I've even lived with a few of them, but none of them compared to you. It's gotten so bad that no matter where I go in the world, I find myself looking for you.
Alex: I do. I want a huge wedding. Big flower arrangements. All my family and friends. Big band playing. If I ever love somebody that much, I want to shout it to the world.
Dean: You ever come close?
Alex: No. Well, maybe once.
Dean: You don't mean me.
Alex: You want to know the truth? I've been with a lot of guys in my life. I've even lived with a few of them, but none of them compared to you. It's gotten so bad that no matter where I go in the world, I find myself looking for you.
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Alex: I don't know which is more strange, the fact that I'm *not* on the internet, or the fact that everybody is so freaked out that I'm not.
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Dean: [frustrated]Ugh! Fuck me.
Mel: Well, tried that in college. It was not very satisfying for either of us.
Mel: Well, tried that in college. It was not very satisfying for either of us.
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Dean: I used to think that the plane's gonna crash and they're gonna find my body in the wreckage with my dick in my hand and my pants around my ankles. [Alex laughs]
Dean: Hey, what would my family say?
Alex: He died as he lived.
Dean: Hey, what would my family say?
Alex: He died as he lived.
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Dean: Do you know coyotes only mate once a year?
Alex: I know why they sound so sad.
Alex: I know why they sound so sad.
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