Leave it to Beaver Quote
William 'Uncle Billy' Cleaver: [after Uncle Billy and Beaver arrive home] Theodore, I'm not finished with you yet.
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: Oh, I thought you were. On account of you didn't say anything to me in the car. [Uncle Billy takes his hat off then walks further in the living room with an angry look]
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: Well, gee, Uncle Billy, I didn't do anything so terrible. All I did was help a guy get in the movies.
William 'Uncle Billy' Cleaver: I'm not saying it's the first time it ever happened. When I was a kid, I crawled under my share of circus tents. But it's the setup of the thing that gets me hot under the collar.
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: The setup?
William 'Uncle Billy' Cleaver: Yeah. Your mother and father went away on a weekend, they left me here in charge. Now I tried to make it fun for you boys. I let you do as you want, come and go as you want, and I trusted you. But you took me for some kind of a pushover. Thought you could get away with anything.
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: But, gee, Uncle Billy, I...
William 'Uncle Billy' Cleaver: Don't "Uncle Billy" me. And don't give me any more of your lame excuses. Young man, you go up to your room. I'm very disappointed in you.
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: Oh, I thought you were. On account of you didn't say anything to me in the car. [Uncle Billy takes his hat off then walks further in the living room with an angry look]
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: Well, gee, Uncle Billy, I didn't do anything so terrible. All I did was help a guy get in the movies.
William 'Uncle Billy' Cleaver: I'm not saying it's the first time it ever happened. When I was a kid, I crawled under my share of circus tents. But it's the setup of the thing that gets me hot under the collar.
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: The setup?
William 'Uncle Billy' Cleaver: Yeah. Your mother and father went away on a weekend, they left me here in charge. Now I tried to make it fun for you boys. I let you do as you want, come and go as you want, and I trusted you. But you took me for some kind of a pushover. Thought you could get away with anything.
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: But, gee, Uncle Billy, I...
William 'Uncle Billy' Cleaver: Don't "Uncle Billy" me. And don't give me any more of your lame excuses. Young man, you go up to your room. I'm very disappointed in you.
TV Show: Leave It to Beaver
