Lexx Quotes
Stan: You're drawn to it because you need protoblood!
Kai: I do not normally respond to need.
Kai: I do not normally respond to need.
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Kai: I want protoblood so that I can live
Mantrid: You want to live? How peculiar, times three.
Mantrid: You want to live? How peculiar, times three.
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Mantrid: What do you mean by 'alive'?
Zev: Well, capable of waking up and killing people.
Zev: Well, capable of waking up and killing people.
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Dr. Kazan: Be bold, Zev. Don't compromise yourself with sentiment. Together we can own the universe. You know that this is what you want. You are one of the chosen, we both are. Seize your fate!
Zev: Can't we just have sex instead?
Zev: Can't we just have sex instead?
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Funz: I have to say, you are hard to kill
Kai: That has not always been the case.
Funz: So, the question is - how do we kill you?
Kai: The answer is, I am already dead - as you soon may be.
Kai: That has not always been the case.
Funz: So, the question is - how do we kill you?
Kai: The answer is, I am already dead - as you soon may be.
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Zev: I had a good life with you guys. I did all right for a girl who grew up in a box.
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Xev: After what we've just been through, I know exactly what I'm looking for in a man.
Stan: Oh yeah?
Xev: Yes. He needs to be tall..
Stan: [stretches] Yeah.
Xev: ...handsome...
Stan: [confidently] Yeah...!
Xev: ...and dead.
Stan: Oh yeah?
Xev: Yes. He needs to be tall..
Stan: [stretches] Yeah.
Xev: ...handsome...
Stan: [confidently] Yeah...!
Xev: ...and dead.
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Wifebot: Where's Stanley Tweedle! How could you?!
Kai: What?
Wifebot: After all we've been through, with the lies, and the drinking, and the cheap scenes with your whores! [attacks Kai with knife]
Kai: [grabs her arm] I am not sentimental.
Kai: What?
Wifebot: After all we've been through, with the lies, and the drinking, and the cheap scenes with your whores! [attacks Kai with knife]
Kai: [grabs her arm] I am not sentimental.
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Kai: Inflicting more pain insults the lost souls. As they are all dead, it cannot be argued that they would get any satisfaction from [Stanley's] torture.
Grand Prosecutor Jihana: How dare you speak for the dead!
Kai: I am well qualified to speak for the dead.
Grand Prosecutor Jihana: How dare you speak for the dead!
Kai: I am well qualified to speak for the dead.
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Grand Prosecutor Jihana: You know, in every society there are certain individuals who are different from normal - they could be colour blind, for instance, or have an enhanced sense of smell. Or they could get pleasure from the suffering of others. Certain tasks that others find unpleasant might have the opposite effect on them, and it could even help them in the advancement of their career. Death excites me, Stanley. It makes me feel a special tingle - know what I mean?
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Kai: You are not interested in justice, Jihana, only cruelty.
Grand Prosecutor Jihana: You make the two sound incompatible!
Grand Prosecutor Jihana: You make the two sound incompatible!
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Stan: Kai, would you really have killed Jihana if I said so?
Kai: I asked you if you wanted me to be the enforcer of justice. If you had said yes, I would have killed the Grand Prosecutor - and then, I would have killed you, Stanley. But, in both cases, it would have been quick and painless.
Stan: Do you really mean that?
Kai: I have no motivation to lie.
Kai: I asked you if you wanted me to be the enforcer of justice. If you had said yes, I would have killed the Grand Prosecutor - and then, I would have killed you, Stanley. But, in both cases, it would have been quick and painless.
Stan: Do you really mean that?
Kai: I have no motivation to lie.
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Stan: Ladies. the word is love, and I am the word. Whisper it soft, shout it strong, but say it, ladies, all night long: Stanley! Yes!
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Xev: [I don't know if it's the man in me... or the lizard in me, but suddenly I've become a lot less picky - to a point.
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Xev: [She's about to have sex with Stan] You ready?
Stan: [coy] No
Xev: Well I am, and that's what counts in this relationship.
Stan: [coy] No
Xev: Well I am, and that's what counts in this relationship.
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