Lexx Quotes
Lorca: Running away, ladies?
Jebed: Oh, oh Lorca. It's horrible. What are we gonna do?
Lorca: You're gonna lie down and spread 'em - and I'm gonna jump on and ride 'em
Rexel: You pig!
Lorca: Oink!
Jebed: Oh, oh Lorca. It's horrible. What are we gonna do?
Lorca: You're gonna lie down and spread 'em - and I'm gonna jump on and ride 'em
Rexel: You pig!
Lorca: Oink!
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Pa: See, there ain't no law here, so we done taken a vote, see, the upshot of which is, it's gonna be now Captain Pa, not Captain Stan.
Stan: No. No no, no, we didn't take a vote!
Pa: Yeah, we took a vote. I'm the only one what gets to vote.
Stan: No. No no, no, we didn't take a vote!
Pa: Yeah, we took a vote. I'm the only one what gets to vote.
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Sissy: [eyeing Stan] Little ole me is getting kinda sleepy too. Is there a place somewhere where I could lay my head for a while?
Stan: Yeah.
Sissy: Maybe you could tuck me in, you being so nice and gentlemanly and everything...?
Stan: And everything, yeah!
Stan: Yeah.
Sissy: Maybe you could tuck me in, you being so nice and gentlemanly and everything...?
Stan: And everything, yeah!
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Pa: Junior! The reason I gots the votes in the family is directly correlated to the fact that in this family, the brains ain't evenly distributed. Some gots more, some gots less. You understand?
Junior: Nope.
Junior: Nope.
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[Kai hauls in Xev, using his brace]
Xev: Thanks for the lift.
Kai: I remember I used to like fishing.
Xev: Thanks for the lift.
Kai: I remember I used to like fishing.
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790: If I only had a body, I'd be more than just a head;
If I only had a body, I would slap her on the bed
If I only had a body, I would slap her on the bed
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Stan: A signal? Why didn't you wake me?
790: It was a distress signal. They only lead to trouble, so I always ignore them.
790: It was a distress signal. They only lead to trouble, so I always ignore them.
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[The crew are discussing landing on a planet]
Kai: Any atmosphere?
790: A very thin one. Xev would require a pressure suit. Stanley would not.
Stan: Why not?
790: Because a pressure suit would allow you to continue to breathing, which is a bad idea.
Kai: Any atmosphere?
790: A very thin one. Xev would require a pressure suit. Stanley would not.
Stan: Why not?
790: Because a pressure suit would allow you to continue to breathing, which is a bad idea.
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Xev: We've found somebody alive. There could be more.
Stan: Somebody, what kind of somebody?
Xev: A female somebody.
Stan: Female. Is she attractive?
Xev: Is that all that matters to you?
Stan: Yeah, pretty much.
Stan: Somebody, what kind of somebody?
Xev: A female somebody.
Stan: Female. Is she attractive?
Xev: Is that all that matters to you?
Stan: Yeah, pretty much.
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Kai: I am Kai, last of the Brunnen G
Berf: You could be the last of the cockroaches for all I care, I'm still gonna tear you apart!
Berf: You could be the last of the cockroaches for all I care, I'm still gonna tear you apart!
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Xev: How's it going, 790? 790? Where are you?
790: Here, my love - but I'm more than 790 now. You can call me 791 - the one for you. It's our day of destiny, Xev. I am whole, and wholly yours.
790: Here, my love - but I'm more than 790 now. You can call me 791 - the one for you. It's our day of destiny, Xev. I am whole, and wholly yours.
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Kai: You know what, Gibble? You're a rotten kid. You dumped gongslanger into the toilet, and you wake the dead. And when you wake the dead, fatso, form dictates, you join 'em! Eat up! Chow down!
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Kai: Kill, kill, kill! Inventive. Kill fast, slow, ripping the sick fuck - major psycho rampage. Bitching! Maggot retirement home!
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Kai: I’ve killed mothers with their babies! I've killed great philosophers, proud young warriors and revolutionaries. I have killed the good, the evil, the weak and the beee-autiful. I have done this in the service of His Divine Shadow and his Predecessors - and apparently, the fun never stops!
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Kai: Who's first?
Stan: Me!
Xev: No, me!
Stan: Me.
Kai: Oh, this is sweet! Well, we'll just have to take turns. How about I take a little bit of each - and then a little bit more [he aims his axe at Xev's breasts] - and then a little bit more [he aims at Stanley's crotch] - and more!
Stan: Me!
Xev: No, me!
Stan: Me.
Kai: Oh, this is sweet! Well, we'll just have to take turns. How about I take a little bit of each - and then a little bit more [he aims his axe at Xev's breasts] - and then a little bit more [he aims at Stanley's crotch] - and more!
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