Lexx Quotes
Kai: You do not love me, 790, you love Xev.
790: Who's Xev?
Kai: She is a beautiful love slave.
790: Who cares about a stupid love slave?! YOU are the man of my dreams...
790: Who's Xev?
Kai: She is a beautiful love slave.
790: Who cares about a stupid love slave?! YOU are the man of my dreams...
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790: Please, Kai! Think of me! Think of our future together!
Kai: When we pass between the two planets, I can drop down to one or the other. I have no way of knowing which one they are on. I'll have to make a random choice.
790: CHOOSE ME! CHOOSE THE ROBOT HEAD!
Kai: When we pass between the two planets, I can drop down to one or the other. I have no way of knowing which one they are on. I'll have to make a random choice.
790: CHOOSE ME! CHOOSE THE ROBOT HEAD!
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May: Fire is the other planet up there, our enemies. And now that you've pointed us out to them, they're coming down to kill us.
Kai: I am already dead, and I will protect you.
Kai: I am already dead, and I will protect you.
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790: [to Zev] Be gone! FOWL THING!
Xev: What's wrong with you?!
790: What's wrong with me is what is right with me... I am madly, insanely, injealously in perfect love!
Xev: I know that, but why are you acting this way?
[790 says sweet things to Kai as he passes]
Stan: Well, that's a switch.
Xev: What's wrong with you?!
790: What's wrong with me is what is right with me... I am madly, insanely, injealously in perfect love!
Xev: I know that, but why are you acting this way?
[790 says sweet things to Kai as he passes]
Stan: Well, that's a switch.
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Kai: 790 fell off the bridge, he was damaged. I reassembled him.
790: I am damaged by love...
Kai: I was the first he laid eyes on, after he reset.
790: You are the first and only, you drop dead gorgeous drop of man!
790: I am damaged by love...
Kai: I was the first he laid eyes on, after he reset.
790: You are the first and only, you drop dead gorgeous drop of man!
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Xev: But 790, don't you remember me?
790: SLUT GERMS! SLUT GERMS!
Xev: It's not my day with men, I guess.
790: It's MY day....With MY man...
790: SLUT GERMS! SLUT GERMS!
Xev: It's not my day with men, I guess.
790: It's MY day....With MY man...
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Kai: [checking on May] She's dead.
Stan: No no, you can't know that.
Kai: I am good at determining the state of death. It was a required function for assassins of the Divine Order.
Stan: No no, you can't know that.
Kai: I am good at determining the state of death. It was a required function for assassins of the Divine Order.
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790: I'll die if you leave me!
Kai: Then we will have something in common. And I will return, 790.
Kai: Then we will have something in common. And I will return, 790.
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Stan: It was just a dream and anything that happened in that dream wasn't real, I mean anything that Prince said wasn't real, anything that I agreed to wasn't real, so I don't have to pay any attention to it, do I?
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Stan: Can I ask you a question? It's only a hypothetical one. Okay, look, I was just wondering... Suppose someone cared about somebody else, y'know, really, really cared and that someone else was in trouble. BAD trouble, and it were meant that they were gonna have to be killed. And the only way to stop them from being killed was to kill somebody else, or some other people. Do you think it'd be wrong to do that?
Kai: How many other people would he have to kill?
Stan: Oh, a few... a relatively large few... sort of.
Kai: How many other people would he have to kill?
Stan: Oh, a few... a relatively large few... sort of.
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790: I care about Mr Deatholicious.
Xev: But Kai's a guy, and you're a guy too.
790: I'm NOT a guy.
Stan: No, he's a homo-robot head.
790: I am NOT.
Stan: Then what are ya?
790: I am a robot head in love with a dead man.
Xev: But Kai's a guy, and you're a guy too.
790: I'm NOT a guy.
Stan: No, he's a homo-robot head.
790: I am NOT.
Stan: Then what are ya?
790: I am a robot head in love with a dead man.
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[On Gametown, the Lexx's weapon charge soars across the sky brightly.]
Fifi: What is that?
Kai: The end of all of your problems... almost.
Fifi: What is that?
Kai: The end of all of your problems... almost.
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Kai: They all forgive you and will try harder to make you fit in.
Fifi: I'm sick of hearing all of their crap! 'It's okay, Fifi, you'll score next time, it's the best two out of three!', forget about it. I'm sick of it. I'll tell ya this though, I play to win. And this time, you guys are the big losers and I'm the winner! Y'know why? Because I got all of these moths, and I'm gonna fly away from this total never-ending boredom! C'mon, how many times can you play that stupid game anyway? So... SO LONG, SUCKERS!
Fifi: I'm sick of hearing all of their crap! 'It's okay, Fifi, you'll score next time, it's the best two out of three!', forget about it. I'm sick of it. I'll tell ya this though, I play to win. And this time, you guys are the big losers and I'm the winner! Y'know why? Because I got all of these moths, and I'm gonna fly away from this total never-ending boredom! C'mon, how many times can you play that stupid game anyway? So... SO LONG, SUCKERS!
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Xev: I don't think so, Stanley! We are not going to kill people we don't already know and we are not going to kill Kai more than we already know, you hear me?
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Stan: That 'rolling' thing... I didn't know you could do that.
Xev: Neither did I. Must be the cluster lizard in me.
Xev: Neither did I. Must be the cluster lizard in me.
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Fire General: Fifi, you are a small-minded, self-centred, vindictive, perfectly evil human being.
Fifi: Oooh, harsh.
Fire General: That is why I like you.
Fifi: Oooh, harsh.
Fire General: That is why I like you.
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Stan: Oh, and err... Are they open-minded? Sexually speaking...?
Bunny: Well, on Boomtown everybody has sex. ALL the time.
Stan: All the time? Hm!
Bunny: Uh huh, night and day - it's a non-stop sex city. That's what they do there. (Sees Stan going red) Are you okay, Stanley?
Bunny: Well, on Boomtown everybody has sex. ALL the time.
Stan: All the time? Hm!
Bunny: Uh huh, night and day - it's a non-stop sex city. That's what they do there. (Sees Stan going red) Are you okay, Stanley?
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Kai: Are you trying to seduce me?
Bunny: Yes...
Kai: The dead cannot be seduced.
Bunny: I don't understand.
Kai: Bunny. I am dead.
Bunny: No you're not!
[Kai uses his brace to cut his hand off]
Kai: Yes, I am. [Kai reattaches his hand]
Bunny: That's a neat trick. Do other parts of you perform that well?
Xev: No. Other parts do not perform at all. You'll have to get your satisfaction elsewhere.
Kai: Likewise, Xev.
Bunny: Yes...
Kai: The dead cannot be seduced.
Bunny: I don't understand.
Kai: Bunny. I am dead.
Bunny: No you're not!
[Kai uses his brace to cut his hand off]
Kai: Yes, I am. [Kai reattaches his hand]
Bunny: That's a neat trick. Do other parts of you perform that well?
Xev: No. Other parts do not perform at all. You'll have to get your satisfaction elsewhere.
Kai: Likewise, Xev.
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Kai: There should be a lot of children.
Bunny: What are children?
Kai: Children result from sex.
Bunny: Fun results from sex.
Kai: Sex is considered to be fun, but also has other complications. One of which is children.
Bunny: Not here on Boomtown. It's just fun and that's all.'
Bunny: What are children?
Kai: Children result from sex.
Bunny: Fun results from sex.
Kai: Sex is considered to be fun, but also has other complications. One of which is children.
Bunny: Not here on Boomtown. It's just fun and that's all.'
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Bunny: You want me, don't you?
Kai: The dead do not get frustrated. The dead do not have wants. The dead are simply dead.
Kai: The dead do not get frustrated. The dead do not have wants. The dead are simply dead.
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Servant: Will we attack them with the one moth we do have?
Prince: No! We will not! I will.
Servant: Are we going to run?
Prince: To where?
Servant: To safety?
Prince: No! We will not! I will.
Servant: Are we going to run?
Prince: To where?
Servant: To safety?
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Prince: We have a common enemy. We should be fighting together against Water. Not with each other.
Duke: Yes. All Fire must fight together, united under a single ruler against a common enemy.
Prince: But that is already so. Fire is my planet. I am its Prince.
Duke: [opening the balcony doors, showing Prince's city in the distance] Look. A tree doth fall.
[Prince watches his city explode.]
Duke: A king without a crown. A prince without a town.
Duke: Yes. All Fire must fight together, united under a single ruler against a common enemy.
Prince: But that is already so. Fire is my planet. I am its Prince.
Duke: [opening the balcony doors, showing Prince's city in the distance] Look. A tree doth fall.
[Prince watches his city explode.]
Duke: A king without a crown. A prince without a town.
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