Lexx Quotes
kai: I must procure this balloon from you.
"Prosecutor': But it is not permitted.
Kai: Perhaps not. But I have been realigned.
[the prosecutor starts to hum 'Vayio A-O']
"Prosecutor': But it is not permitted.
Kai: Perhaps not. But I have been realigned.
[the prosecutor starts to hum 'Vayio A-O']
TV Show: Lexx
790: Welcome back, Kai! Captain of my heart.
Kai: Hello.
790: I suffered here so long in silence. All alone. By myself. Desperately longing for the cold dead flesh I desire.
Kai: Hello.
790: I suffered here so long in silence. All alone. By myself. Desperately longing for the cold dead flesh I desire.
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Stan: Ooh! A poofter robot head!
790: I resent that.
Stan: Oh, why? You're a he, he's a he.
790: I am not a he. I'm a she.
Stan: Don't think so.
790: I am.
Stan: Not.
790. Am!
Stan: Not!
790: You just hate me 'cause I'm different.
790: I resent that.
Stan: Oh, why? You're a he, he's a he.
790: I am not a he. I'm a she.
Stan: Don't think so.
790: I am.
Stan: Not.
790. Am!
Stan: Not!
790: You just hate me 'cause I'm different.
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790: Kiss me, Kai!
[Kai plants a kiss on top of the robot head]
790: [gasp] I'll never wash that spot...
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Kai: The point of death is the point of joy.
Stan: What are you talking about?
Kai: I died a long time ago but I still remember the experience.
Stan': So?
Kai: I also remember the experience from sexual climax from the time I was alive.
Stan: Oh well, that's very nice. I'm very happy for ya'.
Kai: And there is a certain similarity between the two events.
Stan: Between getting jollies and... getting killed?
Kai: Yes. The quality of release was somewhat the same. Only with death it was far greater.
Stan: What are you talking about?
Kai: I died a long time ago but I still remember the experience.
Stan': So?
Kai: I also remember the experience from sexual climax from the time I was alive.
Stan: Oh well, that's very nice. I'm very happy for ya'.
Kai: And there is a certain similarity between the two events.
Stan: Between getting jollies and... getting killed?
Kai: Yes. The quality of release was somewhat the same. Only with death it was far greater.
TV Show: Lexx
790: I am not interested in any type of sexual experience with a woman. I am only interested in sex with my stiff.
TV Show: Lexx
[Xev finds Kai half-buried in a pile of earth]
Xev: What are you doing?
Kai; Decomposing.
Xev: Why are you buried in the dirt?
Kai: It is the natural way of all dead things.
Xev: What are you doing?
Kai; Decomposing.
Xev: Why are you buried in the dirt?
Kai: It is the natural way of all dead things.
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Prince: To be the opposite of good... You see, Xev, that fires all the bad. It is the repository of all that is not good.
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Prince: Am I beautiful?
Priest: The most!
Prince: Wicked?
Priest: The sharpest.
Prince: Do you love me?
Priest: Completely!
Prince: Would you die for me?
Priest: In an instant!
Priest: The most!
Prince: Wicked?
Priest: The sharpest.
Prince: Do you love me?
Priest: Completely!
Prince: Would you die for me?
Priest: In an instant!
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Prince: I tempt those who can be tempted and I punish those who deserve to be punished. That is my function, my occupation. My job. My joy. What is wrong with that? I also punish some who have done nothing wrong. Who slipped through the cracks. But then... no system is perfect.
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Stan: Do you think we're in some kind of afterlife?
Kai: What do you mean, Stanley?
Stan: A place you go when you die? I mean how do we know that we're not dead? I mean, well, okay, you've been dead for six thousand years, but how do I know I'm not dead...?
Kai: You are alive Stanley. From my perspective anyway.
Kai: What do you mean, Stanley?
Stan: A place you go when you die? I mean how do we know that we're not dead? I mean, well, okay, you've been dead for six thousand years, but how do I know I'm not dead...?
Kai: You are alive Stanley. From my perspective anyway.
TV Show: Lexx
Hammer: All those in favour that the non-she has been following a non-boy agenda, and therefore should receive the highest possible punishment, death, signify by saying aye.
Council: Aye.
Council: Aye.
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Queen: Queen wants you to share your body with her.
Stan: What do you want to do with my body?
Queen: Queen wants to put her head unto it.
Stan: What do you want to do with my body?
Queen: Queen wants to put her head unto it.
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Hammer: You are a non-she!
Kai: By a non-she, do you mean... a man?
Council: Ew! Oh! Argh!
Kai: By a non-she, do you mean... a man?
Council: Ew! Oh! Argh!
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Xev: What's that?
790: Nothing important. Just a dead body.
Xev: Nothing important?
790: It's a dead body. But not my dead body...
790: Nothing important. Just a dead body.
Xev: Nothing important?
790: It's a dead body. But not my dead body...
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Xev: I am not trying to steal your man.
790: You're not?
Xev: No. I'm just fishing for him. Like you. And who knows that either one of us might catch this fish.
790: So I have a chance?
Xev: Yes 790, you have a chance. Not much of 'em, but a tiny little robot-head-in-love chance to make his dead man's dreams come true.
790: I'm. So. Happy!
790: You're not?
Xev: No. I'm just fishing for him. Like you. And who knows that either one of us might catch this fish.
790: So I have a chance?
Xev: Yes 790, you have a chance. Not much of 'em, but a tiny little robot-head-in-love chance to make his dead man's dreams come true.
790: I'm. So. Happy!
TV Show: Lexx