Lexx Quotes
Kai: Water seems to be the afterlife of the virtuous. Stanley did not always make virtuous choices. I suspect he has gone to Fire.
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Kai: Being dead, I do not care about things. But I do think about them.
Prince: And what do you think about?
Kai: I try to understand the difference between the living and myself.
Prince: And what do you think about?
Kai: I try to understand the difference between the living and myself.
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Xev: So what's the deal?
Prince: I will be king, you will be queen - or, perhaps, you will be my slave. Which is the same thing, really.
Prince: I will be king, you will be queen - or, perhaps, you will be my slave. Which is the same thing, really.
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Xev: You bring out something in me that doesn't always find proper expression.
Prince: I think that there is the possibility that you will be a very good queen.
Prince: I think that there is the possibility that you will be a very good queen.
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Kai: If I am a machine, and Stanley is an essence meant to suffer forever, then what are you?
Prince: I do not know.
Kai: How is it that you do not know?
Prince: Because no one has ever asked me that question before, and so I've never thought about the answer.
Prince: I do not know.
Kai: How is it that you do not know?
Prince: Because no one has ever asked me that question before, and so I've never thought about the answer.
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Prince: My existence is simple, I make sure that those who make bad choices suffer - nothing more.
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Kai: Why do you want to destroy Water?
Prince: Because it is full of good, and I am full of bad. I think that's all there is to it. I'm not very complicated really.
Prince: Because it is full of good, and I am full of bad. I think that's all there is to it. I'm not very complicated really.
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Prince: ...What's that?
Kai: The end of your planet, and of you.
Prince: I think I should be sad... But I'm not.
Kai: The end of your planet, and of you.
Prince: I think I should be sad... But I'm not.
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790: Good job, Xev! And today's lesson is: always ignore your feelings and listen to the robot head!
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Xev: We didn't know... I mean I wasn't sure you would survive when we blew up the planet.
Kai: I did not survive, as I am already dead. But... I was not destroyed.
Xev: [smiles] Then I'm glad you were not destroyed.
Kai: I did not survive, as I am already dead. But... I was not destroyed.
Xev: [smiles] Then I'm glad you were not destroyed.
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Stan: What? What do you mean? What happened to me?
Xev: ...You died.
Stan: I died...?!
Xev: Yes, Stanley Tweedle. You died and went down into Fire, and now you're back to life.
Stan: Really?
Kai: Really.
Stan: ...Wow.
Xev: ...You died.
Stan: I died...?!
Xev: Yes, Stanley Tweedle. You died and went down into Fire, and now you're back to life.
Stan: Really?
Kai: Really.
Stan: ...Wow.
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Prince: [speeding towards Earth] Oh Pain, oh joy! Oh Pain, oh joy! Oh pain, oh joy, oh pain, oh joy, oh pain, oh joy!
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[Prince's goons grab Stan's nech and hold him at knifepoint]
Stanley Tweedle: That hurts!
Prince: Does it?
Stanley Tweedle: Yes, it does! It hurts!
Prince: I'm very good with pain.
Stanley Tweedle: That hurts!
Prince: Does it?
Stanley Tweedle: Yes, it does! It hurts!
Prince: I'm very good with pain.
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Stanley Tweedle: [On Lyekka] She's quite a woman.
Kai: Quite a plant.
790: Compared to Xevariffic, she's a two. A two at best!
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The Lexx: I am the Lexx. I am the most powerful weapon of destruction in the two universes. I was grown on the Cluster, which is ruled by His Shadow. The food was good there. My captain is Stanley Tweedle. I blow up planets for him.
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Zev Bellringer: What kind of robot are you?
790: I am a robot that wants to live in your underpants.
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790: [performing a medical analysis of Stanley] There does not appear to be anything wrong with him, aside from being utterly repulsive in every way.
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790: [singing] If I only had a body, I'd get to be Xev's hunky man. If I only had a body, I'd get to pummel Stan!
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