Liberty Heights Quotes
Ben Kurtzman: By the way, where's the jawbone of the ass?
Ada Kurtzman: What?
Ben Kurtzman: The jawbone of the ass, where is it?
Grandma Rose: Is he crazy? What kind of talk is this?
Van Kurtzman: [walks in] Your ass does not have a jawbone.
Ben Kurtzman: Well, Samson slew the Philistines with the jawbone of an ass!
Ada Kurtzman: Not your ass, an animal!
Ben Kurtzman: [shocked] There's an animal called an "ass"?
Grandma Rose: [frowning] Such a mouth...
Ben Kurtzman: Look, I loved 'Samson and Delilah'. I hope they bring that movie back.
Ben Kurtzman: [impersonating] "... and he slew *hundreds* with the jawbone of an ass!"
Van Kurtzman: What, you believe this stuff?
Ben Kurtzman: I don't know.
Ada Kurtzman: What do you mean you don't know? It's in the Bible!
Van Kurtzman: Oh, so that makes it true?
Ada Kurtzman: It's the Bible! A story.
Van Kurtzman: Yeah, a true story?
Ada Kurtzman: What?
Ben Kurtzman: The jawbone of the ass, where is it?
Grandma Rose: Is he crazy? What kind of talk is this?
Van Kurtzman: [walks in] Your ass does not have a jawbone.
Ben Kurtzman: Well, Samson slew the Philistines with the jawbone of an ass!
Ada Kurtzman: Not your ass, an animal!
Ben Kurtzman: [shocked] There's an animal called an "ass"?
Grandma Rose: [frowning] Such a mouth...
Ben Kurtzman: Look, I loved 'Samson and Delilah'. I hope they bring that movie back.
Ben Kurtzman: [impersonating] "... and he slew *hundreds* with the jawbone of an ass!"
Van Kurtzman: What, you believe this stuff?
Ben Kurtzman: I don't know.
Ada Kurtzman: What do you mean you don't know? It's in the Bible!
Van Kurtzman: Oh, so that makes it true?
Ada Kurtzman: It's the Bible! A story.
Van Kurtzman: Yeah, a true story?
Movie: Liberty Heights
Guy: So where are you from?
Alan Joseph Zuckerman: Forest Park.
Guy: [surprised] Forest Park?
Alan Joseph Zuckerman: Yeah, off Liberty Heights.
Guy: That's, uh, Jewish, right?
Alan Joseph Zuckerman: [nervous pause] Damn near, yeah... Seems, uh, more's moving in too, y'know? So it's really... it's really getting that way.
Alan Joseph Zuckerman: Forest Park.
Guy: [surprised] Forest Park?
Alan Joseph Zuckerman: Yeah, off Liberty Heights.
Guy: That's, uh, Jewish, right?
Alan Joseph Zuckerman: [nervous pause] Damn near, yeah... Seems, uh, more's moving in too, y'know? So it's really... it's really getting that way.
Movie: Liberty Heights