Life of Brian Quote

Pontius Pilate: [Pilate is going to release a prisoner to the crowd] People of Jewusalum, [Evrybody laughs at his speech impairment]
Pontius Pilate: Wome... is your fwiend! [They laugh more]
Pontius Pilate: To pwove our fwiendship, we will welease one of our wong-doers! Who shall I welease?
Man in crowd: Welease Woger! [Everybody laughs, and begin to chant, Welease Woger]
Pontius Pilate: Vewy well, I shall... Welease... Woger! [Everybody laughs]
Centurion: Uh, we haven't got a Woger, sir.
Pontius Pilate: Oh, okay. We have no Woger'! [They all laugh]
Man in crowd: Well what about Wodewick then? [They laugh and chant Welease Wodewick!]
Pontius Pilate: Vewy well! I shall welease... Wodewick! [the crowd laughs some more]
Centurion: Sir, there's no Wodewick.
Pontius Pilate: Who is this Wodewick you speak of?
Man in crowd: He's a wobber! [they laugh]
Man in crowd: And a wapist! [more laughter]
Girl In Crowd: And a pick-pocket! [Everybody shakes their heads at her and say no]
Pontius Pilate: He sounds a notowious cwiminal.

Movie: Life of Brian

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