Little Britain Quote
Ray McCooney is being faced by two taxmen, who are having trouble getting him to pay his debts]
Taxman: Tell you what, Mr. McCooney. Why don't you pick up your quill?
Ray: [picks up a pen] Ye-e-s.
Taxman: And your magic money paper.
Ray: [picks up cheque book] Oh Ye-e-s.
Taxman: [winking at taxwoman] Put your mark upon it. [Ray McCooney signs the cheque] And we'll do the rest.
Ray: [handing them the blank cheque] Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Taxman: Good day.
[The taxmen leave.]
Ray: A-fare-thee-well keepers of the purse! [Starts to play his picalillo but suddenly realises what he has just done] Shit!
Taxman: Tell you what, Mr. McCooney. Why don't you pick up your quill?
Ray: [picks up a pen] Ye-e-s.
Taxman: And your magic money paper.
Ray: [picks up cheque book] Oh Ye-e-s.
Taxman: [winking at taxwoman] Put your mark upon it. [Ray McCooney signs the cheque] And we'll do the rest.
Ray: [handing them the blank cheque] Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Taxman: Good day.
[The taxmen leave.]
Ray: A-fare-thee-well keepers of the purse! [Starts to play his picalillo but suddenly realises what he has just done] Shit!
TV Show: Little Britain
